Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 14.0%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 115 24.8%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 84 18.1%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 193 41.7%
  • Total voters
    463
Today's stream was...a thing of chaotic beauty. Really. It was entertaining from the first minute until the last one ( I just listened to the whole thing ).
It was oozing with joy, testosterone and incredible amount of nice stories. Top quality entertainment.

The original guest can remain irrelevant for all that I care.
 
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TheGreatCitracett said:
To properly flatter a celebrity you have to cram as many of their works into your wooing song as possible, regardless of how it affects your song structure, rhymes, or if it even makes sense.

Early on with the I Don't Get You video, I had the idea to do little VH1-style popups pointing out each time he referenced one of Taylor's songs, but there were just too many. Right off the top of my head, there's Fifteen, White Horse, Love Story, All Too Well, Mean, Shake It Off, and Blank Space.

That's a lot of flattery.
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Oh god, I would love to see a "pop up video" but it's all just his most disturbing quotes and posts.
But I don't know much about video editing so that could be a lot of work for a shirt laugh.
 
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Sam Losco said:
Is he aware yet that Taylor lolsuit #3 has landed? With how much he starts ranting and shit, he should be able to get at least half a stream in just reading through it.
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That's why I can't watch his streams. He wanders off topic and it takes forever for him to address the subject at hand.
 
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FernandoPooTragedy said:
He also will refuse to outright ban idiots in the chat who are holding shit up. Like that idiot who would not stop asking Sriracha about anime in that one stream.
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I remember that. It was very annoying. It was the only time I tried to watch a stream live. After that, I stuck to the replay and hid the chat.

I really did like Siracha's attempt to do a dramatic reading of Russ's book though. Nick just kind of deadpanned it, but Siracha really put some feeling into it.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
That's why I can't watch his streams. He wanders off topic and it takes forever for him to address the subject at hand.
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On that note, yeah...

I enjoy Racket's streams, but (probably unpopular opinion), Siracha has actually ruined it for me and I stopped watching. I can appreciate that she's a Russtorian and has a lot of good information and all, but she REALLY takes a lot from the experience. Specifically:
1. Siracha can never seem to STOP giggling and laughing at her own jokes. Also cannot manage to speak often without breaking down laughing.
I mean--Russell's book is funny, but a lot of it isn't that goddamn funny, Jesus. She often causes Racket's streams to run FAR, FAR longer than they should.
2. Give us the facts, ma'am. Again...sidebars get way out of hand and the stream goes on longer than it should. I don't mind--in fact--I ENJOY long streams when material is relevant, but shit...
3. Someone mentioned the dumbass superchats and comments directed at asking Siracha about her favorite anime. I nocurr. I came to laugh at Butternut Squash, not hear this shit.

And I REALLY wish Rackets would've asked @NipplelessWoman back on the show. She was full of great info and had a great and engaging personality. I would love to see more of her and hear more about her experiences with Gourdhead.
 
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Constellationzero said:
And I REALLY wish Rackets would've asked @NipplelessWoman back on the show. She was full of great info and had a great and engaging personality. I would love to see more of her and hear more about her experiences with Gourdhead.
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Ehhh... I think NipplessWoman was fun and she shared a lot of good info on the stream... but reading aloud isn't her strong point.
 
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Sam Losco said:
Is he aware yet that Taylor lolsuit #3 has landed? With how much he starts ranting and shit, he should be able to get at least half a stream in just reading through it.
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And to everyone else who has asked the same question: I do not know if he is aware of the newest Lawsuit, but I have forwarded the question to Nick.

Now when he stops shit posting in Twitter for 5 minutes I might get an answer.
 
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I think this might be the best episode since Shoe Shane. Ty was able to temper Drexel and didn't try to show off for him like I feel the other lawyers sometimes do, which made Drex a little bit more willing to listen and learn and discuss instead of just try and own the conversation with mgtow stuff, and Ty is far enough removed from Drex's escapades but not completely oblivious to it and sees things from the legal perspective of divorce/custody that he made the stories Drexel told more enjoyable.

Ghost Ty, Black Women and makeup/hair, and the Roberto stories need to be cut and kept in a Rekieta Playlist best of videos.
 
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Constellationzero said:
On that note, yeah...

I enjoy Racket's streams, but (probably unpopular opinion), Siracha has actually ruined it for me and I stopped watching. I can appreciate that she's a Russtorian and has a lot of good information and all, but she REALLY takes a lot from the experience. Specifically:
1. Siracha can never seem to STOP giggling and laughing at her own jokes. Also cannot manage to speak often without breaking down laughing.
I mean--Russell's book is funny, but a lot of it isn't that goddamn funny, Jesus. She often causes Racket's streams to run FAR, FAR longer than they should.
2. Give us the facts, ma'am. Again...sidebars get way out of hand and the stream goes on longer than it should. I don't mind--in fact--I ENJOY long streams when material is relevant, but shit...
3. Someone mentioned the dumbass superchats and comments directed at asking Siracha about her favorite anime. I nocurr. I came to laugh at Butternut Squash, not hear this shit.

And I REALLY wish Rackets would've asked @NipplelessWoman back on the show. She was full of great info and had a great and engaging personality. I would love to see more of her and hear more about her experiences with Gourdhead.
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Sriracha ruins it for me as well. She sounds autistic as fuck...like some weird girl who would work at GameStop or some shit.
 
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Constellationzero said:
2. Give us the facts, ma'am. Again...sidebars get way out of hand and the stream goes on longer than it should. I don't mind--in fact--I ENJOY long streams when material is relevant, but shit...
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I think that part is more on Nick. Evidence of that is that they actually got through large parts of the Book when Sriracha redirected Nick back to the topic, but when that other chick, Peach Saliva, was on there it was real long and off topic. She went off on tangents asking Nick about his narcolepsy and went on and on about things that just weren’t relevant.

My take on the Nick stream that never was is that he jumped the gun and didn’t actually have the documents in hand. I think someone told him they were going to the court house to get them and he went ahead and announced it but they never delivered. The excuse of not enough content is invalid because even before the new lawsuit he had the manifesto of the Mile High Neon and the other book to read still.
 
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Yeah, as much of a black pill I am but drex daily mgtow soapbox has gotten old and kinda suspect if he's doing gangbangs with other dudes on the regular. I got a thunk-provoking question since I'm a pure monogamous is doing gangbangs constitutes as cuckolding or borderline, Like you're fucking your girl with other dudes, It's just kinda bizarre of drex to shame Preston if he's regularly doing orgies and gang bangs although he doesn't get pegged. (It's just a question since I think sharing your partner in any capacity is cuckolding or suspect.)
 
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