Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Psicopax]

Is anyone watching the dick show stream? I'm interested to see if he has null on, but not interested enough to give him $20.

In the meantime, I'm watching the original pillstream. This is great so far.

I'm hearing that Ralph and Josh fought and then kissed and made up on TDS.
Its just word to mouth tho but i don't see why it wouldn't be true.
From what people are saying it seems like Kayfabe to drum up drama and interest in the show.
Which is pathetic.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I'm still listening to the show weekly too, though it's so clear it's running out of gas. The #1 problem with the show is the peanut gallery from the Discord that absolutely nobody, and I mean nobody outside of that group gives a flying fuck about. It really hit a crescendo when the MintSalad shit started happening, and Dick oddly defended it. I think it's safe to say that if you're closer to Dick's age (39) than Mint's (19), it's pretty damn creepy to care at all about her sex life. Half your age plus 7, motherfuckers!

Quoted for truth, fuck all those nobodies on discord who just started randomly chirping in. The good members of the community who then joined the show as guests came in through mass approval, people like Madcucks and Nick Rekeita. They didn't just join the podcast because they were sucking up to Dick. Generally Dick should just think to himself two questions when finding guests:
1. Is the guest someone who is (in)famous on the internet?
2. Did the guest do something really interesting?

If it's a no on both sorry you don't need to be on the show, maybe do voicemails and go from there.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Well I dunno, I guess I still am a fan of Dick, I still think the podcast has its moments. I'm still tipping him $5 bucks a month for the podcast. But I've laughed at him here and criticized him when his tweets went full blown butthurt.

Also for the record a decent 3 bedroom house in Los Angeles Country costs over $1 million, Dick's house is just scraping by. In all sincerity it's a wise move because he'll be able to pay it off in a few years and then buy a nicer dig.

Honestly that's respectable that you can still like the guy and laugh at him (and not just laugh at the pre-approved small face/angle wings jokes). I think it's a waste of money but hey, it's your $5 and it makes you happy (and no one asked me).

Spoiler: Don't read this Dick-heads, it will upset you.

What makes this funny is Dick exaggerating. A nice little house in the side of a mountain in a prime real estate area is something to be happy about. Being ashamed that an ex outed your dirty laundry is normal. Talking about hitting your mid life crisis is entertaining. What makes all this so funny isn't Dick being unsuccessful, it's that he is so insecure about not controlling the narative he spergs. Where he used to take all criticism in stride, he now thinks all people who say something that isn't positive about his internet fwends is a personal attack and lashes out. He can't figure out a consistent story for 90% of things in his life, but expects people to not question or look into his payment processing service and not get mad Zoo.... I mean "voldamort" got peoples Doxes from Dick not protecting the site properly because you can "trust" him. Dick is now crying about threats of suing and people being mean to him on the farms.... As if we were the ones who trusted Zoo... I mean "voldamort."

A lot of this isn't even new info. People just respected Dick enough to not put it out there super publicly. The only super new revalation is an actual link between Marie Valenzuela and HulaGirl86 being confirmed by a kik account Dax forgot to But Dick has had much of his fanbase turn on him for various reasons (there were 2 smaller revolts before this).
It also exposed a lot of the gay op stuff Dick and co do. In the old days of trolling Maddox, it used to be fun. People would do increasingly funny stuff. Now that much of the old fanbase who did stuff for fun moved on/got banned, we're left with people desperate for efame and shekkles who wanna win and aren't really having fun they are just butthurt and desperate to be seen as cool cause they can't laugh at themselves.

Also Dick, you had GOLD with the Maddox voice stuff...

Spoiler: Don't read this Dick, it will upset you.

but you are fumbling it by going on about shit most normies don't know about. You think most normies know about your lolsuit? Do you know how crazy you sound trying to explain to normies about "muh lolsuit"? This took over a year with daily updates, hundreds of people, tons of stuff you need to know as an inside joke to understand, to get through it is a daunting task. Even if a normie laughs at it, it was 2 years ago old drama and you come off trying to make it all about yourself, which lets be real you are. It also looks stupid when you and Ralph can't figure out if it's Ian Mile Chong or Maddox, but expect your word to be believed.... but we need to listen and believe that Ralph is a false flagger, Marie Valenzuela isn't a cam whore, Simping for Mint and Riley is just Dick being a good guy, NP2 is totally legit and secure, and the JLH leaks are boring except for "muh wings" jokes. Doesn't help its mostly the hugbox crew bleeting what you say and your fanbase look like Riley and acts autistic, and you're so thin skinned you block and hide all the time.

 

[Niggernerd]

The recent drama really re-contextualizes the Mumkey/Asterios drama. I think Dick wanted to kick both of them on the way out the door but they knew that and didn't bite. I also don't approve at all of arguing on Twitter. Nick, Dick, and Ralph have some of weird thing where they feel the need to banter back and forth on Twitter. I don't know what it is about Twitter but is by far the absolute worst place to have a conversation. I only use it to keep people up to date about shit I care about and sometimes post garbage I find funny. I don't even like how many people opt to use it as a primary means of direct communication. I much prefer email and see Twitter DMs as a very, very ghetto analogue for actual private talks.

Twitter is the faggots fight club.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

I'm hearing that Ralph and Josh fought and then kissed and made up on TDS.
Its just word to mouth tho but i don't see why it wouldn't be true.
From what people are saying it seems like Kayfabe to drum up drama and interest in the show.
Which is pathetic.

Honestly for the best. If Null can keep the lights on without then I'm all for it. Probably not gonna listen unless someone points out some good stuff that is worth tuning in for. I really don't wanna hear more fake stories how a crippled retard fucked a black prostitute so good he came twice in the condom and then she was obsessed with his crippled cock but he left her cause he's super chad alpha.

Honestly I think Ralph and Dick fear Null acknowledging and confirming that Ralph's false flagging is true. I think they know it looks bad if they shut down Null's payment stuff to cover for Ralph. I think the "sacraficing Ralph for the harvest" stuff is Josh trying to let Dick know low key that Ralph is guilty of being a flaggot and the trying to pretend he isn't or doesn't do half the shit he's been caught on is not going to change reality.
But reality is not a negotiation. Josh not "confirming" or extensively speaking on it isn't a win, it's a delay.

Things Ralph has been confirmed to do:
- Eat trash burgers
- Being addicted to pills and booze to the point of not functioning
- Doxing (but he owns up to that)
- Recording friends in secret only to blackmail them with it later (Ralph did this publicly to RandBot on his own twitter)
- false flagging videos that hurt his fee fees
- Lashes out at friends and family who try and help
- Lies and denies reality when he gets caught

Honestly, the randbot shit is unforgivable. I know Rand is a tard, but he doesn't deserve to be done dirty like that. I actually liked the Killstream up until Ralph relapsed (not pillstream relapse, that was funny. The current relapse) so I do not take pleasure in his downfall. It was a great show to get politics, e-drama, and comedy all rolled into one. However Reality is nonnegotiable and I am not gonna delude myself that Ralph constantly trying to relive his glory days every night is entertaining or that Ralph hasn't become a massive flaggot.

 

[News Babe]

Well I dunno, I guess I still am a fan of Dick, I still think the podcast has its moments. I'm still tipping him $5 bucks a month for the podcast. But I've laughed at him here and criticized him when his tweets went full blown butthurt.

Also for the record a decent 3 bedroom house in Los Angeles Country costs over $1 million, Dick's house is just scraping by. In all sincerity it's a wise move because he'll be able to pay it off in a few years and then buy a nicer dig.

You think that would be enough to make a man happy and not care if people make fun of your home on the internet...

Sane people tend to respect others privacy unless there's some level of fuckery going on

It wasn't hard to find Marie's full name and picture all along if you were a fan. The timeframe in which Maddox dated her lines up with around when he published Crappy Children's Art, so just go find that book and check the acknowledgements, get her full name, slap that shit straight into Google and you'd find that same picture that everyone's been reposting (and that's on the foot in my avatar). I think I saw her for the first time about 3-4 years ago and didn't give a shit because Dick wasn't acting up yet. Or if you have access to Maddox's social media stuff, there are pics of her with Maddox at some convention from around that same time period.

I'm still listening to the show weekly too, though it's so clear it's running out of gas. The #1 problem with the show is the peanut gallery from the Discord that absolutely nobody, and I mean nobody outside of that group gives a flying fuck about. It really hit a crescendo when the MintSalad shit started happening, and Dick oddly defended it. I think it's safe to say that if you're closer to Dick's age (39) than Mint's (19), it's pretty damn creepy to care at all about her sex life. Half your age plus 7, motherfuckers!

And now it's cascaded down to... whatever this is. I'm sure Corona-chan's reign hasn't helped Dick's sanity, but it was tumbling downhill anyway.

In all honesty, I think a lot of this chaos comes from how Dick's turning 40 this year. He's just five short months away from the big 4-0. An age where you can't even try to say you're not yet middle-aged.

Unrelated: Beavis and Butthead as guests on The Dick Show:

Yeah, he reeks of mid life crisis.
The privacy thing is only respected as much as people respect you. When Maddox & co went on their crusade against Dick, there was no base to give a shit about the doxes being dropped or privacy being violated. Dick has gotten lazy and unfunny alienating his audience that isn't in his exclusive ebro inner clique. As a result here we are here on this thread.

 

[Weird Ages]

I think they know it looks bad if they shut down Null's payment stuff to cover for Ralph

The problem with NP2 is that the moment Masterson deplatforms someone out for reason other than being ordered to by a bank his Patreon alternative stops having a reason to exist and it would be a huge hit to Masterson's reputation. Kicking Null would be the worst thing Dick could do optics-wise, but removing anyone at all, even Ethan would still be the end of NP2.

I wonder if the reason Dick has been jannying it up for Ralph isn't just gay internet cliques being gay. If he admits that he knows Ralph is being a piece of shit then keeping him on his platform can be seen as an endorsement of his actions, which, needless to say, is really really bad since we're talking about ER here, but kicking him would be equally if not more disastrous. His safest bet is being a really disingenuous piece of shit and feigning ignorance of Ralph's actions.

And a speciall message to Dick since you're reading this thread: closing your eyes and pretending poor old Ralphie did nothing wrong is not going to work forever. You think the shit he's done so far is bad? He will never stop creating problems.
For any platform he's on Ethan Ralph's presence isn't just toxic, it's fucking radioactive. The guy is a vindictive little shit, a hypocrite,a flaggot, a snake and a Doxer. He will turn on anyone the moment he feels slighted and it's 100% beyond the shadow of a doublt proven that he keeps dirt on his "friends" to blackmail them. He's completely unable to stay away from drama and has started more feuds than the entirety of professional wrestling in the last 20 years. He's burned bridges with all of the people he's worked with that weren't complete sycophants.
He will keep being a thorn in your side and you'll have to keep covering up for him for the rest of your life. And the more drama he creates the harder it will be for your fans to believe you think Ralph is a poor buy who dindu nuffin.

 

[Monster]

I'm hearing that Ralph and Josh fought and then kissed and made up on TDS.
Its just word to mouth tho but i don't see why it wouldn't be true.
From what people are saying it seems like Kayfabe to drum up drama and interest in the show.
Which is pathetic.

Linking Null's post here. It's the clip when Null gets on

 

[Unog]

Linking Null's post here. It's the clip when Null gets on

Basically, Dick brought Ralph on the show to call Null a pedophile and child pornographer, among other insults. because he's too much of a bitch to do it himself.

He may now officially be the world's largest vagina. Congrats, Dax! Bonus points for covering for the false flagging Ralph totally did, I understand though, you gotta protect Ralph now that he's your side piece since JLH fled the crack shack.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

The problem with NP2 is that the moment Masterson deplatforms someone out for reason other than being ordered to by a bank his Patreon alternative stops having a reason to exist and it would be a huge hit to Masterson's reputation. Kicking Null would be the worst thing Dick could do optics-wise, but removing anyone at all, even Ethan would still be the end of NP2.

Dick's current reputation is he lies to get what he wants and if you trust him you are stupid for doing so. He has a history of not paying invoices. If Dick decides to start booting people he can just lie about the why or say "muh payment processor, muh rulez" and his hug box will jerk him off for it.

I wonder if the reason Dick has been jannying it up for Ralph isn't just gay internet cliques being gay. If he admits that he knows Ralph is being a piece of shit then keeping him on his platform can be seen as an endorsement of his actions, which, needless to say, is really really bad since we're talking about ER here, but kicking him would be equally if not more disastrous. His safest bet is being a really disingenuous piece of shit and feigning ignorance of Ralph's actions.

The Simpspiracy is real. Also kinda brings to light my first point that Dick's reputation is already shit and he should not be trusted.

Linking Null's post here. It's the clip when Null gets on

Thank you for posting this. It's obvious Dick is trying to use Ralph as his white knight and feigning he wants everyone to be Fwends, when a few nights ago he was seething at Null. Also Dick is so obvious that he is trying to cover with the "false flagger" accusations and pretending it's good natured. Ralph comes off as mad at the internet, and Dick is cheering on the pedo accusations so he can throw it out there without throwing it out there.

Wait a minute, what is that Dick? You wanna spin that Marie Valenzuela isn't HulaGirl86? Welp, time to go full autism and give the breakdown later on today for easy linking. Fascinating he's going with the Shaggy defense after someone tried making that argument earlier.

EDIT: New fan Art for Dick MasterKaren

Spoiler: Dick and fans of Dick, you are not allowed to view this image.

 

[Quorthon]

I've been listening to Dick for awhile. I gotta say I think I might be done. I've been trying to give him the benefit of the doubt for awhile now. I have no problem believing that he is just trying to clown around with these kiwi farms screencaps, and I also have no problem believing that that Rekieta stream debacle was an attempt to paraphrase (steal) Mad Men and Napoleon Dynamite references and turn it into some half-assed bit. I can buy that he actually believes he is just being funny and not taking this seriously. However, even if that is the honest truth, the issue is that it isn't funny. He is embarrassing himself and it's pathetic.

He's fucked up in the past and he usually admits to it and moves forward. But now? He's surrounded by his autistic yes men who believe he can do no wrong and it seems like he is starting to believe it as well. He just keeps doubling down and he looks worse and worse.

It's a real bummer, because I grew up on shows like Opie and Anthony and Howard Stern, and for a long time the TDS really scratched that itch. Now the show seems to be slipping into Opie Radio territory, and I don't think he is going to realize it until it's too late.

Sean is still great, though. Maybe I will try to keep listening just for him.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I've been listening to Dick for awhile. I gotta say I think I might be done. I've been trying to give him the benefit of the doubt for awhile now. I have no problem believing that he is just trying to clown around with these kiwi farms screencaps, and I also have no problem believing that that Rekieta stream debacle was an attempt to paraphrase (steal) Mad Men and Napoleon Dynamite references and turn it into some half-assed bit. I can buy that he actually believes he is just being funny and not taking this seriously. However, even if that is the honest truth, the issue is that it isn't funny. He is embarrassing himself and it's pathetic.

You shouldn't follow these e-celeb types as a fan but rather regard them as beasts to be studied from a safe distance, like in a natural history documentary. They're not your friends, and they're certainly not your enemies, any more than hyenas on the African savannah are.

And you shouldn't give them money for the same reason that you wouldn't try to feed the hyenas.

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

Since Maddox is being brought up here a lot (for fairly obvious reasons), am I the only one who had a hard time trying to distinguish between his and Dick’s voices throughout my first exposure to Biggest Problem? Aside from Maddox’s voice being slightly more nasally, they share an awfully similar cadence, that sort of tone of voice that was built for Internet podcasts.

I guess that was a sign of things to come.

 

[GearProject20]

Since Maddox is being brought up here a lot (for fairly obvious reasons), am I the only one who had a hard time trying to distinguish between his and Dick’s voices throughout my first exposure to Biggest Problem? Aside from Maddox’s voice being slightly more nasally, they share an awfully similar cadence.

I guess that was a sign of things to come.

I went back and started listening to BPITU for the first time a few weeks before the simp text thing exploded. Definitely surprised by how similar they sounded at first.

 

[Quorthon]

You shouldn't follow these e-celeb types as a fan but rather regard them as beasts to be studied from a safe distance, like in a natural history documentary. They're not your friends, and they're certainly not your enemies, any more than hyenas on the African savannah are.

And you shouldn't give them money for the same reason that you wouldn't try to feed the hyenas.

That's fair. Though I don't know if I would ever call myself a fan of the e-celeb himself but rather of the content he used to produce. I've always considered Dax a jackass. That was always what made this kind of "radio" appealing to me. Apparently I was too optimistic in thinking that the other listeners saw it the same way.

 

[Sped Xing]

Yeah, I never saw Dick as someone to emulate, let alone look up to.

But he made me laugh, and until fairly recently he seemed in on the joke.

 

[Physics Ninja]

Basically, Dick brought Ralph on the show to call Null a pedophile and child pornographer, among other insults. because he's too much of a bitch to do it himself.

He may now officially be the world's largest vagina. Congrats, Dax! Bonus points for covering for the false flagging Ralph totally did, I understand though, you gotta protect Ralph now that he's your side piece since JLH fled the crack shack.

Definitely seems to be the case after watching the clip, since Dax on the previous Killstream was the one saying that they needed to get Josh on to call him on his bullshit, but during his show acts completely oblivious.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Let me prove I still like TDS. Ken Doll and Hyde makes good parodies. The only TDS musical contributor I can bother to remember.

 

[rhinoplasty]

People have compared Dicks shit to O&A in this thread and while I think that's mostly unwarranted beyond that any comedy podcast probably owes something to them, Dick sorta seems like Anthony in one respect. He's afraid of confrontation himself and doesn't deal with it well at all, and when confrontation happens between others he'll adapt the same exact "awe come on guys" tone and line that Anthony used to (ie Ralph vs Null).

 

[Famke Slamssen]

People have compared Dicks shit to O&A in this thread and while I think that's mostly unwarranted beyond that any comedy podcast probably owes something to them, Dick sorta seems like Anthony in one respect. He's afraid of confrontation himself and doesn't deal with it well at all, and when confrontation happens between others he'll adapt the same exact "awe come on guys" tone and line that Anthony used to (ie Ralph vs Null).

I don't think hes afraid of confrontation, he's just really fucking bad at it. All he does is yell. Its unfortunate.