Containment Random Chris Updates

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Clearly a clopper.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It’s only “autistic” if it’s toys, games, or something that isn’t socially accepted. Nobody is calling those car junkies autistic even though their whole lives revolve around cars, and it’s all they talk about. Nobody calls women autistic if they have a ton of clothing and go shopping all of time and talk about fashion non-stop as if it means anything FUCKING AT ALL. BUT OHHHH HEAVEN FUCKING FORBID IF YOU COLLECT CARDS, GAMES, or TOOOOOOOOYYYYYSSSS! SAME WITH TV SHOWS, RIGHT? ALMOST ALL OF THEM ARE CRAP, BUT IF YOU WATCH A SHOW WITH PONY CARTOONS INSTEAD OF HAIRLESS MEN CARTOONS THEN YOU’RE AUTISTIC. IT’S JUST FUCKING MIND GAMES. THEY’RE TRYING TO MIND-CONTROL YOU INTO THINKING YOU’RE DIFFERENT FROM THEM BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU LIKE BUT IN REALITY YOU’RE BOTH FUCKING ANNOYING PIECES OF SHIT LABELING EACH OTHER FOR YOUR OWN SICK BENEFIT LIKE YOU’RE SOMEHOW BETTER BECAUSE YOU WATCH THE FUCKING KARDASHIANS INSTEAD OF PONY PORN.

Clothing is inherently social, but you and fags like Chris wouldn't understand seeing as you wear the same clothes every day. You sick pony fucker!

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

So he has the premium subscription box (can tell since he has a drink and what looks like an anime themed snack, the normal box don't offer those), which at the minimum costs $32. I wonder how long he has had this subscription?

CWCki evidence would suggest since Oct 2017. So 31 months, or about 1,000 dollars, for about 300 dollars worth of Japanese sugary crap.

 

[Tikbalang]

Toys are like a drug for Chris

Should we establish Toys Anonymous?

 

[The Dude]

Should we establish Toys Anonymous?

Wouldn't help, because Chris is incapable of recognizing that he's has a problem or is wrong. Interventions wouldn't work either because he's too far gone (and stupid) to be shown how he's wrong or has a problem.

 

[Wraith]

Should we establish Toys Anonymous?

Hi, my name is Lang, and I'm addicted to plastic crap.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

It’s only “autistic” if it’s toys, games, or something that isn’t socially accepted. Nobody is calling those car junkies autistic even though their whole lives revolve around cars, and it’s all they talk about. Nobody calls women autistic if they have a ton of clothing and go shopping all of time and talk about fashion non-stop as if it means anything FUCKING AT ALL. BUT OHHHH HEAVEN FUCKING FORBID IF YOU COLLECT CARDS, GAMES, or TOOOOOOOOYYYYYSSSS! SAME WITH TV SHOWS, RIGHT? ALMOST ALL OF THEM ARE CRAP, BUT IF YOU WATCH A SHOW WITH PONY CARTOONS INSTEAD OF HAIRLESS MEN CARTOONS THEN YOU’RE AUTISTIC. IT’S JUST FUCKING MIND GAMES. THEY’RE TRYING TO MIND-CONTROL YOU INTO THINKING YOU’RE DIFFERENT FROM THEM BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU LIKE BUT IN REALITY YOU’RE BOTH FUCKING ANNOYING PIECES OF SHIT LABELING EACH OTHER FOR YOUR OWN SICK BENEFIT LIKE YOU’RE SOMEHOW BETTER BECAUSE YOU WATCH THE FUCKING KARDASHIANS INSTEAD OF PONY PORN.

kinda cringe bro ngl.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Wouldn't help, because Chris is incapable of recognizing that he's has a problem or is wrong. Interventions wouldn't work either because he's too far gone (and stupid) to be shown how he's wrong or has a problem.

If chris could ever think to himself "Huh, maybe I'm the problem and I need put work into improving myself" we wouldn't have our prize lolcow. I don't see chris ever having any regrets about living his life until he's bedridden in a psyche hospital.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

If chris could ever think to himself "Huh, maybe I'm the problem and I need put work into improving myself" we wouldn't have our prize lolcow. I don't see chris ever having any regrets about living his life until he's bedridden in a psyche hospital.

The only regret he will have then is that he didn't kill Snyder when he had the chance.

 

[Glowie]

Should we establish Toys Anonymous?

Fun Fact; Clutterers anonymous is a thing, I can only imagine things that go on and Classic Chris saying

"Hi gang, my name is Christian Weston Chandler and I hoard toys"

Chris is at point of no return, poor deluded soul.

 

[AnOminous]

It’s only “autistic” if it’s toys, games, or something that isn’t socially accepted. Nobody is calling those car junkies autistic even though their whole lives revolve around cars, and it’s all they talk about.

No, those guys are autistic too. And so are you. Gas yourself, autist.

 

[Chan Fan]

Fun Fact; Clutterers anonymous is a thing, I can only imagine things that go on and Classic Chris saying

"Hi gang, my name is Christian Weston Chandler and I hoard toys"

Chris is at point of no return, poor deluded soul.

He would probably think it was some kind of fun meet-up and get offended when he found out it was a support group for behavior people are ashamed of and want to change

 

[No_one]

Fun Fact; Clutterers anonymous is a thing, I can only imagine things that go on and Classic Chris saying

"Hi gang, my name is Christian Weston Chandler and I hoard toys"

Chris is at point of no return, poor deluded soul.

Nah, it would be more like "Y'all should know me by now, I am Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Nightstar C-64, Goddess of dimension-1488 and the True & Honest chronicler of Sonichu and also Mewtwo's and Magichan's wife (kisses the air) and I came here to solve your problems which are really simple, just give me some USD and I'll repay you gladly after the dimensional merge."

I guess people hurrying away from Chris would be thankful. They'd see that while they have problems, it could always be worse.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Another fucking w 3 3 n. Who the hell is Narci. Bugger off, Sockness. You aint fooling no one.

 

[Spooky Bones]

Yeah it’s blasphemy. It also a literal re.tard calling himself God and I don’t know if Church canons (yeah you follow a sect I could call Protestant, I’m Eastern Orthodox) not trying to disrespect you at all) would even condemn him for because he seems more troubled and cursed than outwardly aggressive towards the faith. Although the his behavior is pretty aggressive and his worldview is this is a child more or less.

A Roman Catholic perspective on this: someone who knowingly committed the kind of blasphemy and idolatry if Chris were Catholic he would likely incur excommunication latae sententiae (canon 1364, see also canon 1369, "A person who in a public show or speech, in published writing, or in other uses of the instruments of social communication utters blasphemy, gravely injures good morals, expresses insults, or excites hatred or contempt against religion or the Church is to be punished with a just penalty."), i.e. just by doing the act, without having to be excommunicated formally, but our Code of Canon Law states:

Can. 1321 §1. No one is punished unless the external violation of a law or precept, committed by the person, is gravely imputable by reason of malice or negligence [...]

Can. 1322 Those who habitually lack the use of reason are considered to be incapable of a delict, even if they violated a law or precept while seemingly sane.

Can. 1323 The following are not subject to a penalty when they have violated a law or precept: [...] a person who lacked the use of reason, without prejudice to the prescripts of cann. 1324, §1, n. 2 and 1325;

I'd say Chris "habitually lack[s] the use of reason" pretty much without question. Morally he's a child, and remember what Jesus said about children ("suffer little children to come unto me," etc.)

I suspect it's the same in Orthodoxy and most Protestant sects which codify such things and in theology generally. Look at the theology around suicide: it's a sin, but generally, there's considered some room for the very severely mentally ill to not suffer the eternal penalties.

 

[Tikbalang]

I realized his ugh, please tweet is his 3000th tweet

 

[Wraith]

Master of two entire dimensions, everybody. Not three, not four, but two. Buy his crap.
Autism or character. I no know...

 

[Eugene90]

I realized his ugh, please tweet is his 3000th tweet

"PLEASE GIMME MONEY PLEASE, UGH! YOU GUYS!"

Stay classy, Chris.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I realized his ugh, please tweet is his 3000th tweet

"PLEASE GIMME MONEY PLEASE, UGH! YOU GUYS!"

Stay classy, Chris.

The tweets telling Chris to get back to work on the comics says something. For years, Chris has demanded that people appreciate his comics (as well as himself), but now people are actually demanding content from him. I mean this is a no-brainer. I know I'm late on this but Chris just has no more ideas for Sonichu and is using the cards in a lazy attempt to pass them off as one. As content creators tend to do, they try to keep up with the demand that their audience asks of them. It's no surprise Chris lazes out with the shipping and the closure of his many online stores. I think in the back of his mind, Chris would go back to people trolling him to get the ideas back like when Classic Chris did. Just like every thing else he's bad at writing stories, and has to rely on his real life escapades and self inserts to get an audience again.

 

[Tikbalang]

The tweets telling Chris to get back to work on the comics says something. For years, Chris has demanded that people appreciate his comics (as well as himself), but now people are actually demanding content from him. I mean this is a no-brainer. I know I'm late on this but Chris just has no more ideas for Sonichu and is using the cards in a lazy attempt to pass them off as one. As content creators tend to do, they try to keep up with the demand that their audience asks of them. It's no surprise Chris lazes out with the shipping and the closure of his many online stores. I think in the back of his mind, Chris would go back to people trolling him to get the ideas back like when Classic Chris did. Just like every thing else he's bad at writing stories, and has to rely on his real life escapades and self inserts to get an audience again.

Chris claims that he's been to cwcville and a chronicler. He brags being there and it's expected to write stories based on experience alone.
That or he should just admit that he's full of shit, at the very least he's true and honest if he did it.

The reason he's making TSSF cards because he can only think the characters and their backstories but never the plot and their character development.