DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Abe Vigoda]

At the risk of being proven wrong by paypigs, I have a feeling if the "reveal" isn't good, the vest streak will be coming to an end soon. He's been pushing 100 as this big milestone for the last few weeks and I don't think 150 or 200 will carry the same excitement to his fans.

 

[Gramh]

At the risk of being proven wrong by paypigs, I have a feeling if the "reveal" isn't good, the vest streak will be coming to an end soon. He's been pushing 100 as this big milestone for the last few weeks and I don't think 150 or 200 will carry the same excitement to his fans.

Well good news! The already promised event that has been planned isn't good by any standard metric of rewarding his fans, and they funded that streak to 100 to see it so you've been proven wrong already by how low the bar is of excitement for the average paypig. Hell, his 50 vest streak goal wasn't even his idea and he didn't do anything for it and his paypigs were throwing dollars at him to keep it going in it's early days.

All that and they were willing to accept his rationalization that even though his math was bad it was ok that they didn't hit the tips goal that one time because he definitely would have begged the last $9 out of his fans anyway regardless of the potential disappointment that his tips having only been at $12 instead of $21 might have further slowed his begging process.

Any further tips goals streak only needs to have some low hanging fruit that his fans shout out to him in suggestions through the only way DSP understands, substantial monetary gain, and he'll find a way to put the smallest amount of effort into it, considering people wanted to see him try a Popeye chicken sandwich and a Starbucks drink and he somehow managed to talk them down into Papa Johns so he didn't have to leave his fort.

 

[Cats]

I feel like it's getting to a point now where he doesn't even need a story to beg for money. His viewers just gave him over $10,000 to put on a vest, after all.

He could probably just now say "Give me money for WWE Champions!" and his whales wouldn't skip a beat in giving him thousands.

Welcome to the prestream everyone (look off-camera, pause,mouse click)

*snorts*

Okay look. Listehn. oHM...so as you all know...as you all know I'm a huge wrestling faan, alright? And this gaame, the one I talkedaboutafewyearsago, okay, the WWE Chyampeyehns game, you know the wrestling, the one wrestling game that was like Buhjooled? It's become my favorite thing to do when I relax after the stream, okay? And I'm really good at it, I got really skilled over the past few y, past few times I've played it, okaay? So this weekend, oHM.. There's this evehnt, where you can only compete if you've hit a certain VIP level, a VIP level is like how good you are at the gaaym, alright? oHM... And I just don't have time to grind it out before the event, okay? And it would really help me ouwh if you ...

 

[EmpGulcasa]

He should have his pigs donate 100 dollars a night to prove Kat and Jasper are still living with him and he hasn't been alone for the last few months just constantly talking up his amazing "family".

 

[Pargon]

He should have his pigs donate 100 dollars a night to prove Kat and Jasper are still living with him and he hasn't been alone for the last few months just constantly talking up his amazing "family".

Don't be absurd. Phil would never stoop to doing something personally embarrassing for money.

 

[DiabeticSP]

If I could pick any reward it would be Kat co-hosting another stream.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I've also been curious as to who these "new" whales are, now donating under aliases.

Likely the same people but Phil tells them privately to hide themselves once they become a known trusted paypig. For example, that amac guy lately dumping $100+ many streams, he'll be some random name soon probably.

 

[actually]

Paging @actually: have you been able to perform a breakdown of who have been the highest tippers regarding the vest goal? Whenever I check the stream, I consistently see familiar paypig names listed on the Whoreboard.

Although it has been a bit surprising that Phil has been hitting his daily and nightly tips goal for 50 straight days, nothing is permanent and the queue of paypigs who are consistently donating is eventually going to dry up.

Beastbod and bishop_of_mercy come to mind as two peculiar cucks who donated upwards of $1,000 earlier in the month but haven’t donated lately at all.

Remember guys: the higher the pig flies, the harder he’s going to fall on his face. And given that Phil is awful at planning for anything, he’s going to get comfortable with this amount of income while getting accustomed to the easy money rolling in until it gradually stops where we’ll get some amazing toxic and salty moments.

It might take a while but it’s definitely happening.

Not specifically for the vest stuff, but you'll get the list of tippers at the end of the month. There are a handful of large tippers that are definitely carrying this, although smaller guppies have taken some turns as well.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Realistically speaking I don't see the vest streak dying or whatever, ever; he never made that much money consistently, daily, and it's really easy with no effort. His cult will never allow that shit to stop, unless he starts something else; and taking into account that he's extremly autistic about habits and scheduling, this won't be the case.

He is going to be sooooo butthurt when it ends. It's what makes his passive aggressive begging so cringe.

 

[Iron Father]

It already has ended, and that he's just outright ignoring this undeniable fact shows how utterly obsessed he is with the vest streak in the first place. All this "not sure if we'll make it today guys" and "not looking a gifthorse in the mouth" bs is pure theater.

 

[Nerevarbean]

Realistically speaking I don't see the vest streak dying or whatever, ever; he never made that much money consistently, daily, and it's really easy with no effort. His cult will never allow that shit to stop, unless he starts something else; and taking into account that he's extremly autistic about habits and scheduling, this won't be the case.

As much as I hate to admit it, you are probably right.

 

[Draventren]

Agreed. I just came over to the forums to check if someone pointed out the obvious. And it was pointed out! Wauw!

There was only one instance when Phil drilled someone a new asshole, when this one recent faggot copyright claimed videos on Phil's behalf and piggy used factual truth to kick him into oblivion.

In literally every other instance he jumps on a moving hate train to safely profit of drama, often ending up speaking about himself (meeeee reeee).
When has Phil ever brought something new to the table? All he delivers is half knowledge he repeats and repeats till it sticks, ending up in unnecessary meaningless mockery for his own entertainment (I think of ProJared who got cross referenced in his playthroughs for no reason).

Or jealousy takes control of his brain. Or he just throws insults after he successfully ran away like a chicken. Or he just says "No, debunked!" when confronted with allegations, throws up a bunch of lies and contradictions and sends the culprit to banworld.

PHIL, nobody is afraid of your verbal attacks, you fight like a cow and you can't argue for shit, missing ability for basic logic included. You don't aim for the truth which is based in reality, you aim to convince the least resistent wheelchairs in your cultish group to believe your bullshit.

I dare you Phil. Come to the farms, face the kiwis. You won't, because you know you're full of shit. We're a collective of individually thinking brains and gathered tons of information on you, including all the contradictions you shout. But here is the clicker, Phil: The truth has nothing to hide. Come on, make us look really dumb.
You won't. In fact you wouldn't even pass the first hurdle, getting validated by a mod as the real DSP. You can talk really big in a safe brainwashed environment, how you do big boy stuff. Really cute.

Indivual, maybe. Thinking? Nah we are retards. Just retards that are really good at archiving and digging shit up on people.

Not to mention, SJW's are more or less committed to whatever their cause is. <--- changes based on today's newly perceived "offense"--- DSP doesn't really stand for anything. He flip flops so much on issues that anything outside of sperging about gamed bugged mechanics are best ignored. He'll ride a bandwagon train of thought for like 5 minutes and "doesn't want to derail the stream." I won't even call him a centrist, since that would practically be a compliment relative to his fair-weather politics and social commentary (which is a laugh since the word social pretty much serves as the antithesis of Phil).

At least with centrists there is a basis for some of the beliefs that are held. Like, they can trace back their reasons for getting there even if they aren't the most well thought out or articulated. Phil can't explain his stances on anything since he never spends any time on introspection.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Realistically speaking I don't see the vest streak dying or whatever, ever

Eh, I think there's a chance of it ending. As with everything else in his life he's highly dependent on a small number of whales to keep it going. I'm not saying it's likely , but it's possible that he could have a really toxic week and drive off two or three whales in rapid succession - faster than he could get new ones.
He would get new ones, of course, but I could see the streak ending meanwhile.

 

[FamicomGorby]

So is the giant statue of Phil wearing the vest in the Minecraft world still happening? I remember around the 50 street Phil came up with this idea and he was ridiculed by his chat, but later on it seemed like he was planning to do it.

Probably waiting on Papavera to write a step by step guide with a breakdown on the total required blocks.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Yeah I remember hearing him say that but that’s all I’ve ever heard him say about their meeting. Figured it was online but wasn’t sure

phil also said he was one day randomly () walking ( ) the street ( ) and he bumped into her, and they both JUST KNEW they were soulmates and made for each other

 

[PieceofShet]

phil also said he was one day randomly () walking ( ) the street ( ) and he bumped into her, and they both JUST KNEW they were soulmates and made for each other

He never said he was walking. Only that it was random. Which was not.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

At least with centrists there is a basis for some of the beliefs that are held. Like, they can trace back their reasons for getting there even if they aren't the most well thought out or articulated. Phil can't explain his stances on anything since he never spends any time on introspection.

I still think it's pretty easy to tell DSP's a naturally right leaning person. If he was actually honest about any semi-important real issue, he'd definitely come off neo-con-lite tbh. The thing is, he's an incredibly cowardly, selfish and lazy person so it's rare to ever see an honest belief or, in the rare time he reacts to something in a way he truly feels, honest reason for his belief.

Think of his reaction to various social justice issues be the extreme or mild. While it's mostly ignored, "I don't know what you're talking about"-ed, or "We got a troll cheer"-ed awa, there have been a few moments where he'll make really lame jokes at various gender politics topics (so lame I'm sure he'll finally make his first "I identify as an attack helicopter" joke in a years time). The real reason he doesn't is because he's deathly afraid of Twitch banning him. Slightly warranted topic depending, but also slight typical cowardice.

The only thing that seems to affect his actual political stances is how selfish he is. It doesn't matter which party is in power doing what, they're fucking idiots because they made him pay more.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

I still think it's pretty easy to tell DSP's a naturally right leaning person. If he was actually honest about any semi-important real issue, he'd definitely come off neo-con-lite tbh. The thing is, he's an incredibly cowardly, selfish and lazy person so it's rare to ever see an honest belief or, in the rare time he reacts to something in a way he truly feels, honest reason for his belief.

Think of his reaction to various social justice issues be the extreme or mild. While it's mostly ignored, "I don't know what you're talking about"-ed, or "We got a troll cheer"-ed awa, there have been a few moments where he'll make really lame jokes at various gender politics topics (so lame I'm sure he'll finally make his first "I identify as an attack helicopter" joke in a years time). The real reason he doesn't is because he's deathly afraid of Twitch banning him. Slightly warranted topic depending, but also slight typical cowardice.

The only thing that seems to affect his actual political stances is how selfish he is. It doesn't matter which party is in power doing what, they're fucking idiots because they made him pay more.

Politically I doubt he is a libertarian,if there was no state he wouldnt be able to declare bankrutpcy to avoid paying his debts.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He never said he was walking. Only that it was random. Which was not.

His walking would indeed be random

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Politically I doubt he is a libertarian,if there was no state he wouldnt be able to declare bankrutpcy to avoid paying his debts.

Nah someone already got his political affiliation down as close as possible earlier he's what's known as a union democrat, they're big on the east coast and midwest where you had all manner of union controlled industry he probably got it from his dad.