Diseased #Comicsgate - The Culture Wars Hit The Funny Books!

Zack's taste has gotten more idiosyncratic as time has gone on. In the last half-year or so, he's recommended some real low-quality shit. I can honestly say I've never bought a comic because of his opinion, but I have found quite a few lolcows thanks to him; who doesn't love laughing at Marvel's "woke" hires?
You have to watch Zack every once in a while because I think, deep down, he goes through stretches where he thinks if he's nice to crap the industry will let him in. If I recall he gave a good review, for some bizarre reason, to the first issue of Zoe Quinn's Goddess Mode. To his credit he usually realizes it and snaps out of it pretty quick.

Okay, is anyone else curious which CG faggot this guy is?

I've been in this thread for 2 years. It's why I lament that you guys have done nothing but turn it into an EVS spergfest for the last half year and force a separate thread just for all the autism.
 
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It's not like this is a particularly esoteric take. Preston is an abject moron and his argument is pathetically stupid.

That's the position any rational person should take from just watching Preston's stream. Forget about Rekieta for a moment. Nobody has to like him.

I don't care for EvS. I don't care for comics. EvS might be the most exceptional person in the universe for all I know. Have not defended him once.

I just think it's hilarious how people hate him to the point people can't even laugh at Preston's exceptionalism on display. It's very sad.

A few people have sheepishly said that Preston's criminal case "likely won't go very far." That's an understatement. It ain't gonna go anywhere but the trash can. Preston is a shit eating cuck who consensually filmed shit eating cuck porn, and is ass mad everybody now knows. He's trying to spin himself as a victim of a crime, when he's only a victim of his own stupidity.

Comicsgate is even more autistic than Gamergate was. No wonder this thread is total dogshit that is infested with unfunny. Of course it took Preston getting pegged for Null to take notice and put that as a news item. That's the funniest shit that happened in all this to date. The rest is just autistic screeching.
 
I just think it's hilarious how people hate him to the point people can't even laugh at Preston's exceptionalism on display. It's very sad.

We were having a good laugh about Preston (still are in fact) and then @FROG came on here literally claiming that God was targeting and destroying his enemies and that he can't stop winning because he is one wth the lord. There was a massive spam-flury of this shit from him. It was crazy.

So @FROG's exceptionaalism kind of eclipsed PP's (through his own doing) and when his fall from grace so abruptly came it became so much funnier because of all the grandeous, god-bothering claims he had made.

I mean getting cucked by Leroy is one thing....but getting cucked by Jesus, that's a whole different level.
 
Pan (@TheWarDong) is having a meltdown and hiding behind Gat, convincing him that all of this was Malin and Cecil sabotaging Gat. Sadly that idiot believes it. All happening in public tweets...

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Good stuff.

EDIT: Where was this Ethan last year? Oh yeah, he was encouraging the things he denounced this morning.

It's just memes bro...
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I't'll be interesting to see if Pan can be herded back onto the reservation.
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Aren't these the guys who said they'd be loyal to Ethan no matter what? Even if he was forced to denounce them they said.

Talk is cheap.

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We were having a good laugh about Preston (still are in fact) and then @FROG came on here literally claiming that God was targeting and destroying his enemies and that he can't stop winning because he is one wth the lord. There was a massive spam-flury of this shit from him. It was crazy.

So @FROG's exceptionaalism kind of eclipsed PP's (through his own doing) and when his fall from grace so abruptly came it became so much funnier because of all the grandeous, god-bothering claims he had made.

I mean getting cucked by Leroy is one thing....but getting cucked by Jesus, that's a whole different level.

I simply can not agree that is as exceptional as Preston. Dude literally did shit eating cuck porn and is deluding himself into believing Frog is going to jail for it. I mean, come on. Even if Rekieta were literally sucking Ethan's cock, he's not wrong on how full of shit (pun intended) Preston is.

Won't even argue Ethan isn't exceptional. He seems high on his own farts, and his posts haven't been particularly impressive.

Honestly, I'm irritated he's on KF in the first place. I'd support a cow thread on him just because he started a "-gate." How many times does that have to happen before people realize it always descends into an autistic mess? GG gets laughed at by even ex supporters today. The same will happen to CG.
 
I simply can not agree that is as exceptional as Preston. Dude literally did shit eating cuck porn and is deluding himself into believing Frog is going to jail for it. I mean, come on. Even if Rekieta were literally sucking Ethan's cock, he's not wrong on how full of shit (pun intended) Preston is.

Won't even argue Ethan isn't exceptional. He seems high on his own farts, and his posts haven't been particularly impressive.

Honestly, I'm irritated he's on KF in the first place. I'd support a cow thread on him just because he started a "-gate." How many times does that have to happen before people realize it always descends into an autistic mess? GG gets laughed at by even ex supporters today. The same will happen to CG.

I think it's a case of comedy being subjective.

At the end of the day, from my opinion, there was little build up with PP. Guy was a perv who got outed as a perv. Funny, but no great shakes.

EVS, on the other hand, built himself up on this huge tower of pride, even to the point of claiming semi-divinity, and then pratfalled flat on his face. I don't know if you've ever seen it but EVS put me in mind of Rigsby from Rising Damp (which, again IMHO, elevates it way beyond smutty toilet humour.)
 
Won't even argue Ethan isn't exceptional. He seems high on his own farts, and his posts haven't been particularly impressive.

Honestly, I'm irritated he's on KF in the first place. I'd support a cow thread on him just because he started a "-gate." How many times does that have to happen before people realize it always descends into an autistic mess? GG gets laughed at by even ex supporters today. The same will happen to CG.
Ethan already has two threads. This and the drama monger one. There is no need for a third. This thread didn't begin as an Ethan thread but as people came to realize what a cow he is that is what it has become. I myself am the ex-CG you're talking about. There are others. Laughing at the CG mess has largely become laughing at Ethan because the two have become synonymous. Ethan pretty much is CG and vice versa.

Wannabe sums it up nicely.
I think it's a case of comedy being subjective.

At the end of the day, from my opinion, there was little build up with PP. Guy was a perv who got outed as a perv. Funny, but no great shakes.

EVS, on the other hand, built himself up on this huge tower of pride, even to the point of claiming semi-divinity, and then pratfalled flat on his face. I don't know if you've ever seen it but EVS put me in mind of Rigsby from Rising Damp (which, again IMHO, elevates it way beyond smutty toilet humour.)
 
I think it's a case of comedy being subjective.

At the end of the day, from my opinion, there was little build up with PP. Guy was a perv who got outed as a perv. Funny, but no great shakes.

EVS, on the other hand, built himself up on this huge tower of pride, even to the point of claiming semi-divinity, and then pratfalled flat on his face. I don't know if you've ever seen it but EVS put me in mind of Rigsby from Rising Damp (which, again IMHO, elevates it way beyond smutty toilet humour.)
@Captain Manning
This. Pcuck is smaller, has less buildup and looks like a cuck already. EVS is a leader of a totally awesome not gay movement that has been going for 3 yeras. You can joke about preston for like a couple days at best. Ethan, CG, WC and even Zack are such failures there is enough material for a mouth
 
I think it's a case of comedy being subjective.

At the end of the day, from my opinion, there was little build up with PP. Guy was a perv who got outed as a perv. Funny, but no great shakes.

EVS, on the other hand, built himself up on this huge tower of pride, even to the point of claiming semi-divinity, and then pratfalled flat on his face. I don't know if you've ever seen it but EVS put me in mind of Rigsby from Rising Damp (which, again IMHO, elevates it way beyond smutty toilet humour.)
@Captain Manning
This. Pcuck is smaller, has less buildup and looks like a cuck already. EVS is a leader of a totally awesome not gay movement that has been going for 3 yeras. You can joke about preston for like a couple days at best. Ethan, CG, WC and even Zack are such failures there is enough material for a mouth

Fair enough.

I'm just pointing out that to an outsider, that doesn't have a dog in this fight, the humor of Preston's exceptionalism is far more "accessable" than Ethan's. Ethan's requires a lot more backstory than the average person cares to research. You evidentially have to be knee deep in this lore to really get to the humor of Ethan. Preston is fucking easy. That's why he's on the front page of the site. It's not that Null is dick riding Ethan. He doesn't even care. I also imagine half of KF despises WW for the same reason. It's become a massive TD;DR that people have trouble wrapping their head around.

I automatically assume that Ethan is a cow because he started a "-gate" and thought he could heard cats on the Internet as their leader. I could have told him that shit isn't going to work. Jim (Metokur) could have clued him in even better. It's also gotten more obnoxious than amusing at this point, TBH.

And @Éire-Ice36's point about these movements being run by crypto-SJWs is spot on. They bitch and bitch and bitch, and most of it isn't effective. Pure SJWs, God help us all, at least seem to be making some headway.
 
How gay is ComicsGate?

How about two teams of faggots represented by Ro and Pan on one side and Malin and Cecil on the other fighting desperately for the exclusive love of one fag who draws anthropomorphic TMNT rip offs for a living and he can't chose between the werewolves and the glittery vampires?

He wants an "open relationship" where he can service both vampire and wolf cock. (And Cecil)

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That's pretty gay.
 
@Captain Manning
This. Pcuck is smaller, has less buildup and looks like a cuck already. EVS is a leader of a totally awesome not gay movement that has been going for 3 yeras. You can joke about preston for like a couple days at best. Ethan, CG, WC and even Zack are such failures there is enough material for a mouth
Curious what makes Ya Boi a failure in your view? Is it that he wasn't able to change the culture at the Big Two? Do you think his business plan sucks? I only ask because from a casual observation, he seems to be doing alright for himself.
 
@Captain Manning
This. Pcuck is smaller, has less buildup and looks like a cuck already. EVS is a leader of a totally awesome not gay movement that has been going for 3 yeras. You can joke about preston for like a couple days at best. Ethan, CG, WC and even Zack are such failures there is enough material for a mouth
I get that some of you guys can't quit the guy. I do. But when you throw around the term "failure" when a guy is sitting on roughly $2mm in IGG campaigns in 2 years and STILL getting paid for the Justice League movie, it really does make you look retarded.
 

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Darth Geppi on livestream with some comic channel on a stream.

lets see how the mainstream comic industry is dieing...

Is he gloating about how happy he is at finally shoving a stake through the heart of what was left of the retail comics industry?

I'm just pointing out that to an outsider, that doesn't have a dog in this fight, the humor of Preston's exceptionalism is far more "accessable" than Ethan's.

Some cuck who sucks his own shit off dildos that were just up his ass while being cucked by a black guy named Leroy is such a walking stereotype it will never not be funny. It becomes outright hilarious when he thinks people are literally going to be arrested for finding the videos he posted of himself doing this shit. That is a scream.

Nobody gives a flying fuck about some Ribbitcoin autism bullshit except completely obsessed idiots. Also he's not going to be arrested for that either, ever.
 
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