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Hadidecount1990 said:
It would also show that he's a simp who makes over $100,000+ scamming people who have to wear helmets. As long as you cook and clean, this guy will buy you what you want, cave in to your every demand, and his only sex-drive comes from seeing cash or half-naked men wrestling. So the thought of ever having to fuck him isn't a concern. If you think he would be gross to sleep with, then you can be like Kat and have your own separate bed. Phil sends Kat love letters on Animal Crossing and has never received a letter back from her, so you don't even have to pretend that you're interested in him.
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Next AC stream he's gonna be like "Hold on a sec, lemme check something real quick. Oh check this out! Kat left me a note! Wow, that's so cool! Seriously dood I was just messing around, she didn't even tell me anything about it and I found it. Duh huh. *looks at camera* Aw, that's so sweet. Love you too baby *smug smirk*
 
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Listening to Last Podcast on the Left right now talking about cults and Jonestown. Eerie how similar it is to Phil. I highly doubt Phil would expend the effort to move his followers to another country or doing thing that out there but he uses the same tactics and has the same type of personality as those guys. And given how much money he's made, how long he's been doing this, and the types of fans who gravitate towards him...uh yeahhh seeing a lot more red flags than before
 
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Give me that President Koopa cut.
 
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Any chance we will ever see a point where Phill is every truly happy or successful and if so what do we think that would look like?
 
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EmpGulcasa said:
He would have to stop streaming to be happy.
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True but that would require ultamently getting rid of the whakando because I can almost guarantee their is no way even working full time he'd be able to afford to mortgage and it's the only thing he has to flex on the detractors.
 
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Someone just suggested to Phil that instead of making it that each time a stream hits the tips goal adding one to the tips streak, have it so that instead of a streak it’s points, so for example, today he got $400 the first stream so that would add 4 to the total instead of 1, giving viewers an incentive to give more to get to a celebration stream sooner.

Phil is considering this, but his one major objection was this: What if someone really wanted to have another celebration stream so in the next two days they donated enough so they would already hit the 200 total. REMINDER it took a minimum of $10k to hit the 100 vest streak.

I don’t know which is worse, that someone would actually donate Phil $10k in two days to get another vest celebration stream or that Phil thinks coming up with an idea to celebrate a $10k tip is too much of a hassle. Either way, Phil will find a way to make even more money off of this.
 
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Ted’s Lolcow Emporium said:
Either way, Phil will find a way to make even more money off of this.
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Let's be a little more accurate here. Phil will sit on his moldy sofa like the lump he is, bitching about everything under the sun, and low-functioning re.tards will throw money at him until he startles back into the real world.
 
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Phil has ignored a $68 tip that puts him well past the $100 mark for a good 15 minutes now. In that time, he's gotten another $30 in tips that he has also ignored for several minutes.
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This is like you’re hearing a story and then suddenly you realize the main character is a Mary Sue, in which they are invincible and can do whatever shit they want with no consequences and the story suddenly loses all the stakes and you can’t become invested anymore.
 
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Watched DarkDave’s Modern Warfare 2 restream of DSP earlier.

Maybe someday, DSP will realize that we exist in a three dimensional reality, and enemies flanking you and getting behind you isn’t “impahssable”. He still has the worst situational awareness I’ve ever seen. He seems to think that enemies will always just be wherever he is facing/aiming. He also completely ignores almost everything the characters are ordering him to do, and if he just followed those orders, it would shockingly make things easier for him.

“Ramirez/Roach! Use the [gadget/weapon] and take out those enemies!” ((DSP continues to sprint around the open and get killed dozens of times, or just sit in one spot, not advancing, just taking pot shots and complaining that enemies keep spawning.))

Also thought it was amusing how DSP kept saying how Hardened difficulty was “unrealistic” because you get killed after two or three direct hits, rather than taking up to ten hits on the easier difficulties. We all know how the human body can absorb multiple gunshots/explosions before going down.

DSP talking about realism in a COD game is hilarious in itself. COD has never advertised itself as a realistic depiction of combat. It’s more like a Michael Bay movie on steroids.
 
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