Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[MeltyTW]

You guys are pushing the 'lolcow' narrative too hard. The cringiest thing Dick has done is the spaghetti on twitter about the farms.

The simp texts? A guy saying sappy shit to sleep with a bikini model.

80's girl possibly being a cam whore in the past? Most girls have experimented being a whore at some point--it would only be lolcowzy if she was camming while Dick dates her.

Homecoming king? Mansion in the hollywood hills? Yeah it was Dick trolling PPP by getting him mad with low effort jokes.

Reading through the thread it seems that the majority of people pushing the 'lolcow' narrative are either moralfags or leftist cucks who think Dick is some kind of alt-right leader.

Dick pays people koi from a shady bank in chinatown man

>four browsers on his taskbar
>chromium
>two versions of IE

Seriously, what kind of absolute madman does this?

makes it easier to sock, lets you get by sites that recognize your browser

 

[Old Man Mario]

Dick ain't gonna let you on his show.

I dunno the always desperate tweets of "Call into my show" seem to say otherwise

 

[penguinbbq]

I just think social media turns you into a fag if you use it too much. Dick is being a fag.

I agree his twitter spaghetti is gay.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

You write sentences like a huge faggot. You guys are missing some of the biggest bitch moves by Dick (like blocking people on twitter). No one should be treated like an idol, but Dick is not a lolcow (at least yet)

I'm not the one running to out of my safe space to yell at people who don't like my Internet Daddy and is begging people to stop laughing at him...

 

[Weird Ages]

leftist cucks who think Dick is some kind of alt-right leader

Fuck, I've been found out. Time to burn my Che Guevara t-shirt and find a new identity.

You know what? I don't get why people hate DSP. Sure he seems unlikable but to hate the guy? I just don't get it. I probably just haven't looked into it enough honestly but it just doesn't interest me.

A little off-topic but Phil is legitimately a bad person. I cant bring myself to hate thim either because he's so unintentionally funny and everything awful he does just adds to the giant meme that is DSP but believe me he does deserve the hate.

 

[Right Wing Boomer Squads]

Dick pays people koi from a shady bank in chinatown man


makes it easier to sock, lets you get by sites that recognize your browser

Yeah, but.... two versions of IE? Why not just use a dozen different profiles in brave? Or at least, you know, not use IE?

 

[penguinbbq]

I'm not the one running to out of my safe space to yell at people who don't like my Internet Daddy and is begging people to stop laughing at him...

If you look at my first post it's actually evidence to support the Asterios screenshots debacle. Your post shows me you are repeating labels and narratives to anyone who disagrees with you. It's the same as disagreeing with a lefty and immediately being called a Nazi. You are delusional.

 

[MeltyTW]

Yeah, but.... two versions of IE? Why not just use a dozen different profiles in brave? Or at least, you know, not use IE?

now that i dont know, maybe he just now upgraded from the AOL browser?

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

I think you guys underestimate the amount of fans who dont care about drama. With a following his size he'll bleed some viewers sure but most tune in to see the show. Once Dick realises that this wont affect his bottom dollar that much he'll stop the sperging...until gay ops again

I rated this disagree because the first 2.5 years of the show was all about the lolsuit and goss. If someone doesn’t like drama, TDS would be one of the last podcasts to listen to. TDS even at its high points was more gossipy than a hair salon.

 

[penguinbbq]

I rated this disagree because the first 2.5 years of the show was all about the lolsuit and goss. If they don’t like drama, TDS would be one of the last podcasts to listen to. TDS even at its high points was more gossipy than a hair salon.

People are missing the point of the "hot goss".

If you listened to the biggest problem in the universe, you were confused it ended suddenly without an explanation. It was a great podcast, so people wanted to know what happened. The "hot goss" started as finding out why the split happened. Many people speculated it had to do with Maddox's cuck video and when it turned out it was about Dick sleeping with one of his ex's, it became funny.

 

[chops]

Most girls have experimented being a whore at some point

Is this what TDS fans actually believe?

 

[penguinbbq]

Is this what TDS fans actually believe?

I believe every girl I ever dated was a virgin saving herself for me.

 

[Kulee Baba]

You know what? I don't get why people hate DSP. Sure he seems unlikable but to hate the guy? I just don't get it. I probably just haven't looked into it enough honestly but it just doesn't interest me.

But would I ever go into the DSP section and go "I don't get it this is dumb this guy isn't hateable"? No because I don't give a fuck either way but also I'm aware that other people are more informed of the situation than I am and might have a very good reason for the hatred. Even ralph who I listened to for a long time I never felt the need to come into the thread and question the entire purpose. Even when I liked Ralph I got why others didn't and could just leave it alone. I did go into Ralph's thread and offer some pushback on specific ideas that didn't really make sense but to come into a thread and just not even countenance the ideas there kinda lays bare the motivations behind these posts.

Then you're a giant pussy dude. It's a forum, need I remind you what a forum is?

Forum - a place, meeting, or medium where ideas and views on a particular issue can be exchanged.

@penguinbbq clearly took the time out of his day to read up on what the big news on Dick was, and he found that it was largely overblown. Now you can call his opinions dumb or call him a Daxlover and that's the point it's an internet forum. But let's not encourage the notion that Kiwifarms should be a circlejerk. Circlejerks are ultimately what causes forums to decline.

And for the record I think it was rather autistic when all of /v/ and Youtube hated on DSP because he wasn't an expert gamer. He definitely earned his own subforum for the shit that leaked out in his personal life. But let's not pretend the original reason gamers hated Phil was due to Phil's unforgivable sin of not paying attention to Metal Gear Solid 2 and not giving Hideo Kojima the respect he deserved.

 

[Crystal Golem]

People are missing the point of the "hot goss".

If you listened to the biggest problem in the universe, you were confused it ended suddenly without an explanation. It was a great podcast, so people wanted to know what happened. The "hot goss" started as finding out why the split happened. Many people speculated it had to do with Maddox's cuck video and when it turned out it was about Dick sleeping with one of his ex's, it became funny.

What are you talking about? Do you think none of us have watched TDS before? "Hot Goss" is used to refer to any gossip not just stuff regarding maddox or the lolsuit.

Then you're a giant pussy dude. It's a forum, need I remind you what a forum is?

I'm a giant pussy for being able to say " I don't know" and move on?

 

[RoobyRoobyRoo]

I believe every girl I ever dated was a virgin saving herself for me.

How retarded to not see the difference between being a whore and not being a virgin

 

[MeltyTW]

People are missing the point of the "hot goss".

If you listened to the biggest problem in the universe, you were confused it ended suddenly without an explanation. It was a great podcast, so people wanted to know what happened. The "hot goss" started as finding out why the split happened. Many people speculated it had to do with Maddox's cuck video and when it turned out it was about Dick sleeping with one of his ex's, it became funny.

hot goss about your own circle of friends just makes it more womanly

 

[penguinbbq]

How exceptional to not see the difference between being a whore and not being a virgin

You don't think the average girl in the United States went to college and experimented with her sexuality?

What are you talking about? Do you think none of us have watched TDS before? "Hot Goss" is used to refer to any gossip not just stuff regarding maddox or the lolsuit.


I'm a giant pussy for being able to say " I don't know" and move on?

Did you listen to the biggest problem and when it ended? Nobody cared about Maddox's personal life until the abrupt end and silence around it. That's the origination of the "hot goss". People wanted to know what happened in Maddox's and Dick's personal life that made the show end. It wasn't just goss for the sake of goss.

Although in the past year or so TDS started bringing more ecelebrities and now there is more eceleb goss that some fans like and some don't.

 

[IMayUseSpaces]

These theories involving Null make no fucking sense. Either he's covering for Dick or he's not, and if he is, why is he allowing the vast majority of posts criticizing said link between the two of them to stay up? Why openly state his thoughts in that Life Is Strange stream? Pretty shitty cover-up job. I'm sure a guy who runs a site like this can run interference for his payment processor much more effectively than haphazardly deleting a couple of posts and locking a few topics.

Maybe he just doesn't like Zoom, like he's been saying for years, way before any of this. And maybe he doesn't like being poked with a stick constantly. He's literally behaving no differently than he has in any other situation. But pushing some conspiracy is a great way for every faggot with an axe to grind to come out of the woodwork and get their pound of flesh.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Did you listen to the biggest problem and when it ended? Nobody cared about Maddox's personal life until the abrupt end and silence around it. That's the origination of the "hot goss". People wanted to know what happened in Maddox's and Dick's personal life that made the show end. It wasn't just goss for the sake of goss.

Although in the past year or so TDS started bringing more ecelebrities and now there is more eceleb goss that some fans like and some don't.

How does this change the fact that "hot goss" now refers to any gossip on TDS?

 

[RoobyRoobyRoo]

You don't think the average girl in the United States went to college and experimented with her sexuality?

No I'm not subscribed to tiger beat

It's about ethics in kiwiposting

I don't see anyone in here calling for pro dick posters to be banned.