- Joined
- Apr 23, 2020
Another day of barely catching up on the news! Ethan is really putting the Core WC out to pasture isn't he? Here's an observation: he created them, now he is getting rid of them. All kayfabe aside, this appears to be a zero-sum game. Only Ethan is the betrayed, only Ethan is the consistently loyal one, only Ethan can lift you out of obscurity or condemn you to it. There have been many who seek to join or to thwart him, but it seems like every living thing he touches on social media is cursed. Cursed to either bend the knee to every single strand of chuckle-headed shekel-grubbing buckle-breaking banter that bubbles up from his throat sac or to wallow in permanent career denouement.
There is no War Campaign, there is no Comicsgate, there is no North or South, no up, no down, there is only Ethan. Or more precisely, there is only the money Ethan makes and the drama Ethan generates. Cult dynamics 101.
He always punched down, many times at those who mistakenly thronged to him, and many times when they couldn't effectively fight back. But when he wanted to aim higher, he made sure to throw his weight behind Thine Lad Zack when Zack fought the big battles. And who among the Farmers present today can claim that Comicsgate refers more to SJW Marvel & DC (and Zack) than to constant stream of Sciververse scandals?
To quote esteemed historian Duncan Trussell:
"How did this come out of my body? There's pieces- there's pineapple pieces. I know I chewed it!"
There is no War Campaign, there is no Comicsgate, there is no North or South, no up, no down, there is only Ethan. Or more precisely, there is only the money Ethan makes and the drama Ethan generates. Cult dynamics 101.
He always punched down, many times at those who mistakenly thronged to him, and many times when they couldn't effectively fight back. But when he wanted to aim higher, he made sure to throw his weight behind Thine Lad Zack when Zack fought the big battles. And who among the Farmers present today can claim that Comicsgate refers more to SJW Marvel & DC (and Zack) than to constant stream of Sciververse scandals?
To quote esteemed historian Duncan Trussell:
"How did this come out of my body? There's pieces- there's pineapple pieces. I know I chewed it!"
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