Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

Would you rape Jess Phillips

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that_monika said:
"Welcome to The Sunday Soyfather, here with my guest ShortFatOtaku.
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That crossover actually already happened, if you hadn't seen it. It goes how I'm sure you could guess it does. I was actually going to try and find it, but I can't. I suspect the private video on SFO's DWS playlist would be it, but I could be wrong.
 
Sargon: I want to do all of these things, such as documentary, constant news updates and other things.

I'll believe that when I see it. He's been saying he wants to do that for years and just does not.

He does not put effort into anything.

Say what you will about Tim Pool but the dude actually has a work ethic and actually seems to enjoy doing it.

All of Sargon's stuff is just going to die within a year when he gets bored because he will get bored.
 
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Carl is going to start a business and employ people! Can we get a Farms double agent inside the Kekistani White House?

7:15 - Carl has begun preparing an outline for his future book, which will no doubt be titled How to Lose Friends by Not Raping People

8:20 - Carl is closing down his YouTube channels! I bet this announcement is because of Joe Rogan. ...Yes, literally after I typed that he references Joe by name.

9:45 - Carl is NOT asking for money for this you guys. But he might crowd fund for it in the future.

11:10 - Carl is going to start a podcast with this company. A daily podcast where he wants to be the British Tim Pool. Imagine looking at Tim Pool and aspiring to be a knock off of that.

12:30 - He is going to abandon the Sargon brand.

14:30 - Comrade Sargon says it's not his channel. It's our channel.

16:30 - He wants to do intellectually stimulating hour long documentaries in the future.

17:30 - Starts talking to the chat. Immediately someone tells him to keep his Sargon brand and he doubles down, saying he's not going to.

18:45 - Confirms he IS going to crowd fund after he gets off the ground to try and expand to a full team. That worked out real well with the Young Turks.

20:50 - Carl states that his business is already registered and that he is getting legal advice (presumably on how to properly set this thing up)

Ugh. Alright I did it for 23 minutes. I can't tolerate more of this guy and his boring voice than that.
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If he uses his real name he has already failed. People and the media in the UK remember him as "rape tweet guy".
 
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Hyrip123876 said:
Seriously, Western Civilization isn't worth saving if it means being known as the Rape Guy and having strangers throw raw fish and dairy products at me on the street. It isn't a fair trade-off.
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All Sargon had to do is double down and say "she deserves to get raped. She is a horrible person. She hates men. blah blah blah" and then go back to main talking points about white British becoming a minority by 2066 if immigration isn't stopped and talk about the necessity to deport Sadiq Khan to save London.

Hyrip123876 said:
I thought Carl had some 20 year roadmap for all this. It's been a year and the biggest development has been trying to get Trump to tweet out Gamergate...
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This environment is fast paced, if he was being realistic, he should have came out with a 3 year plan.
 
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BoxerShorts47 said:
All Sargon had to do is double down and say "she deserves to get raped. She is a horrible person. She hates men. blah blah blah" and then go back to main talking points about white British becoming a minority by 2066 if immigration isn't stopped and talk about the necessity to deport Sadiq Khan to save London.
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Were you Sargon’s campaign manager by any chance? This is essentially what happened.
 
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TheImportantFart said:
Were you Sargon’s campaign manager by any chance? This is essentially what happened.
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No, he tried to double-down at first "well maybe if I was drunk" which was actually pretty funny but then he started to flip-flop, accuse the media of "misrepresenting him" He needed to down-down and explain why Jess Philips was a horrible monster that didn't deserve any sympathy. He didn't really do that.

I also don't think the rape joke was the reason he did so poorly. He tried to run on a "liberalist" egghead message that would be great at the model UN but not politically viable. His target demographic doesn't care about "liberal values," they just want the muzzies to stop overrunning their nation.
 
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BoxerShorts47 said:
No, he tried to double-down at first "well maybe if I was drunk" which was actually pretty funny but then he started to flip-flop, accuse the media of "misrepresenting him" He needed to down-down and explain why Jess Philips was a horrible monster that didn't deserve any sympathy. He didn't really do that.

I also don't think the rape joke was the reason he did so poorly. He tried to run on a "liberalist" egghead message that would be great at the model UN but not politically viable. His target demographic doesn't care about "liberal values," they just want the muzzies to stop overrunning their nation.
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Yes. You totally win popularity contests, i.e. elections, by unapologetically owning a rape tweet aimed at a candidate you aren't even running against and then trying to convince the public that this same woman who you aren't even running against is a horrible person who deserves to get raped
 
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instythot said:
Yes. You totally win popularity contests, i.e. elections, by unapologetically owning a rape tweet aimed at a candidate you aren't even running against and then trying to convince the public that this same woman who you aren't even running against is a horrible person who deserves to get raped
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do you honestly think anyone, including the media, actually cares about the rape joke? they're just trying to grab onto anything to delegitimize him, if it isn't this rape joke, it'll be something else. He just needed to explain why he said it, double-down and move on. As I said, Sargon's core issue was an inability to article his message. Rape joke is a red herring.
 
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do you honestly think anyone, including the media, actually cares about the rape joke? they're just trying to grab onto anything to delegitimize him, if it isn't this rape joke, it'll be something else. He just needed to explain why he said it, double-down and move on. As I said, Sargon's core issue was an inability to article his message. Rape joke is a red herring.
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He did exactly that with several retarded nonsense stories, each ending more hilariously than the last. Carl Benjamin is incapable of moving on from his rape joke because he is a thin skinned faggot who cannot fathom the idea that there isn't a silent majority out there smugly chuckling at what he considers his magnum opus, and spent the entire campaign demonstrating exactly why he shouldn't be elected. That is, letting the public get to know him and showing them his ability to construct positions and a message. Turns out the best he's got is "RAAAAAAPE! What? You're against free speech? Dirty smear merchant!"
 
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instythot said:
He did exactly that with several exceptional nonsense stories, each ending more hilariously than the last. Carl Benjamin is incapable of moving on from his rape joke because he is a thin skinned faggot who cannot fathom the idea that there isn't a silent majority out there smugly chuckling at what he considers his magnum opus, and spent the entire campaign demonstrating exactly why he shouldn't be elected. That is, letting the public get to know him and showing them his ability to construct positions and a message. Turns out the best he's got is "RAAAAAAPE! What? You're against free speech? Dirty smear merchant!"
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He did it like 1 time.
But his delivery was shit and then afterwards he started to flip-flop
"well i am not gonna explain myself. it's on the internet."

for reference, sean connery was defending slapping a women, 100% unironically, and did a much better job than sargon defending his ironic "I don't rape you" insult.

entire rape joke is a red harring. Really minor in the grand scheme. lets say Sargon didnt say it and didnt call the alt-right "white niggers" would sargon have done any better? maybe by a few % max. Ultimately this core problem was his lack of message. In this UKIP vidoes. many millenials wanted a harder pro-white position and the boomer women called him a "fascist" and racist adjacent; his core problem was being unwilling to articulate a pro-white British message and being unable to deal with the standard "racist, fascist" etc. attacks. Very similar to the same situation that occurred to Nick Fuentes or Richard Spencer or even the BNP. Sure the rape joke gives Sargon his own unique twist just like the cookie monster joke gives Nick Fuentes his own unique twist but both suffer from the standard pitfalls of anti liberalism.
 
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Carl's problem is he should have stayed in his lane. Stuck to just being an online political pundit with the maybe hopes of being picked up by News Corp to spew the same tired talking points for more money/job security. But Carl wanted to be more, he wanted to be a Big Bad Troll who decides things online as well as being the cutting edge of the new generation of British conservative politicians. A shock jock pundit can get away with the rape joke because that's what they're expected to do and a little controversy doesn't hurt. Trying to be a big man online was never going to work because those words could be used to mock him because he takes himself to seriously and trying to be a politician wasn't going to work because instead of charming the electorate he was calling reporters and others bitches for asking him about rape and white nigger comments. Carl never had the smarts or general awareness (of himself or other people) to cut it as anything other than a pundit. Carl's ambitions were well above his functional capacity.
 
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