Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[George Cuckzunian]

Something. Something. Glasshouses. Something. Stones.

Some people not being able to do the math isn't nearly as stupid as pitching a thread into a hypothetical discussion as to what constitutes a slut or a whore. Real intellectual contribution there Steven Hawking.

Edit: For the record a slut is what you call any woman who wont sleep with you and a whore is what mother is when she wont cook you fucking tendies.

A whore gets paid
a slut DOES IT FOR FREE

 

[MeltyTW]

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THATS NOT FUNNNYYY JOSH!, YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT HOW YOURE A FUCKIMG PEDOHILE BUDDY!


edit. thinking back on it all despite how funny its been it is kind of sad that it seems to have been propelled in part by fans who think their surrogate father figure owes it to them to crush pussy the right way

 

[Fist of Fury]

That might have been the last time Dick did anything funny.

$23,000 per month on Patreon disagrees, and I'm pretty sure he cares more about that than anything you circle-jerking spergs can do or say.

 

[MeltyTW]

$23,000 per month on Patreon disagrees, and I'm pretty sure he cares more about that than anything you circle-jerking spergs can do or say.

and yet he keeps caring and keeps yelling at josh , also he refuses to acknowledge any serious wrong doings alleged in the texts and keeps just denying being a simp, why hasnt he debunked the idea that hes a sleazy person who causes his loved ones breakdowns?

 

[George Cuckzunian]

and yet he keeps caring and keeps yelling at josh , also he refuses to acknowledge any serious wrong doings alleged in the texts and keeps just denying being a simp, why hasnt he debunked the idea that hes a sleazy person who causes his loved ones breakdowns?

It's almost like Dick knows that the shit he says and does could get him kicked off at any time if he got some journo covering a hit piece on him....

 

[MeltyTW]

It's almost like Dick knows that the shit he says and does could get him kicked off at any time if he got some journo covering a hit piece on him....

he could have handwaved it without being too explicit, though i suppose it does say more about his fanbase that it never became an issue in contention

 

[Monster]

It's almost like Dick knows that the shit he says and does could get him kicked off at any time if he got some journo covering a hit piece on him....

he might not like the idea of this thread popping up as the first result on Google for his name. Though, that doesn't seem to be an issue as this thread doesn't pop up until the fourth page on Google

 

[Andrew Blaze]

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Based Josh does it again. My exact reaction to his and vitos streams was to ask why it was hours of their ugly mugs.

 

[tantric_depressive]

It's manly to play with dolls, courtesy of my favorite TDS reddit lolcow Groyper2020
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This should be an Israeli army uniform tbh

All jokes aside though, anybody that's in contact with him irl needs to tell him to stay away from the fuckin riots. Especially since he's suicidally dumb enough to say he's press from an "altright news sight" to random blacks while at the riot. Does he not realize what could happen due to doing that?

 

[Toast Sandwich]

Just found out that livemap is a thing. Looks like they're about 5 miles out.

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If I was him I'd be more worried. It could take just one protestor to light a fire anywhere in that whole area for the whole place to go up in flames, along with that shoebox of his. There hasn't been rain for almost 2 weeks now, and if firefighters have the same trouble they had in Minneapolis...

 

[AnOminous]

he might not like the idea of this thread popping up as the first result on Google for his name. Though, that doesn't seem to be an issue as this thread doesn't pop up until the fourth page on Google

The less lolcow and more celeb a person is, the lower their Kiwi Farms thread ranks compared to their own shit. One way lolcows can level up as lolcows and bring the Farms thread up in rankings is by constantly sperging about it.

 

[Andrew Blaze]

This should be an Israeli army uniform tbh

All jokes aside though, anybody that's in contact with him irl needs to tell him to stay away from the fuckin riots. Especially since he's suicidally dumb enough to say he's press from an "altright news sight" to random blacks while at the riot. Does he not realize what could happen due to doing that?

He knows exactly what he's doing. Rember that ngo guy

 

[Crystal Golem]

Will masterson's garage be burnt down tonight? If so will he take a selfie in front of it?

Does he not realize what could happen due to doing that?

PFFFFFFFT he's too yeller to go out another night anyway. Plus I think he said he ODed on muscle relaxers earlier on twitter.

 

[tantric_depressive]

He knows exactly what he's doing. Rember that ngo guy

Ngo wasn't doing at a race riot. Lol, lemme find out Dick Masterson is an actual shill/agent

lol x 2 if he's going through the most epic/armageddon-sparkingly risky way ever at a lolcow-affirming thread removal

 

[Pissmaster]

he might not like the idea of this thread popping up as the first result on Google for his name. Though, that doesn't seem to be an issue as this thread doesn't pop up until the fourth page on Google

even though his own subreddit literally did just that to Maddox's lawyer from the lolsuit way back in the day

 

[Andrew Blaze]

Ngo wasn't doing at a race riot. Lol, lemme find out Dick Masterson is an actual shill/agent

lol x 2 if he's going through the most epic/armageddon-sparkingly risky way ever at a lolcow-affirming thread removal

That wasn't my point. My point was surely dick saw how much attention that got ngo, and is trying to emulate it in his ham fisted way.

 

[Crystal Golem]

That wasn't my point. My point was surely dick saw how much attention that got ngo, and is trying to emulate it in his ham fisted way.

You could have a point that stream did seem like he was massively asking for it.

 

[tantric_depressive]

That wasn't my point. My point was surely dick saw how much attention that got ngo, and is trying to emulate it in his ham fisted way.

I know, regardless of his motives, he needs to stay tf away from the riots. This ain't gay online-originating political theatre he's playing with. Actual helter skelter race war could be set off as a consequence of running around a downtown LA riot telling random black gang members that you're out covering the riots for the altright

Actually, Null should do a MATI livestream rn saying exactly what I just said about Dick. Maybe it'd earn him some good-boy points with the right people

 

[Bois Four Men]

I know, regardless of his motives, he needs to stay tf away from the riots. This ain't gay online-originating political theatre he's playing with. Actual helter skelter race war could be set off as a consequence of running around a downtown LA riot telling random black gang members that you're out covering the riots for the altright

Actually, Null should do a MATI livestream rn saying exactly what I just said about Dick. Maybe it'd earn him some good-boy points with the right people

Wow, this Dick Masterson guy sounds pretty wild and crazy. What big balls. I bet none of you fags would tell a black man you are alt-right.

 

[MeltyTW]

I know, regardless of his motives, he needs to stay tf away from the riots. This ain't gay online-originating political theatre he's playing with. Actual helter skelter race war could be set off as a consequence of running around a downtown LA riot telling random black gang members that you're out covering the riots for the altright

Actually, Null should do a MATI livestream rn saying exactly what I just said about Dick. Maybe it'd earn him some good-boy points with the right people

its dumbfounding that hell do dumb things like that but not let people on np2 for being risky