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I don't remember the exact phrasing he used, but it was something along the lines of he needs to wear his ring so he remembers that he is married.

Right, Phil. You might forget you have a wife and accidentally start dating some other swimsuit model.
lmfao I forgot it was during his 'DEBUNKED!' stream.
"If you guys EVER see me without my wedding ring on you call me out on it, 'cus that's supposed to be on my fucking finger all the time.'
He sounds like a petulant toddler who finally won the ring out of a Cracker Jack box that he'd been endlessly bugging his parents for.
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OOH OOH I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN 2017!

Let's put on our tinfoil hats for a second here-what if Leanna dumped him because of his gambling addiction? Here is what we know:

Put it all together, and maybe his gacha addiction meant he didn't have enough money to keep Leanna around anymore, and she left him.
My assumption for Leanna leaving has always been: 1) Phil's Youtube star status fully faded by around 2015 and that's when it was visible Leanna was growing tired of him. Add in the decreasing money as a part of that. 2) Leanna was working and around other people for we assume the first time in her life, seeing that most people aren't lazy scum slugs like Phil and she could do way better with her age and appearance.
 
WWE Champions is his one escape and detractors are literally actually ruining it for him.

He's terrified his fans will discover its 100% his account and stop respecting him.

Its the same reason he refuses to admit to guilds he's the real DSP on discord. Percieved clout is the second largest motivator for Phil just behind money.
I don't get who he is fooling, his discord got leaked and it proves that his discord ID is the same as the one in the guild he was in.
 
Has Phil hit the upper tier tips goals past 100$ yet since the vestival? I have not watched except for the two streams on Friday
 
From tonight's impromptu post-Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 "Step Up, Paypigs" Q&A segment.

Because the paypigs and tryhard trolls had not tossed enough simpbuxx into DSP's tin cup to reach the Tips Goal, DSP had a boomer segment.
The cajoling worked, BTW.
Everyone congratulate Flybeast for throwing $80 into the DSP Autism Vortex tonight.
After putting on the blue Begging Vest in celebration of making $100 for playing video games poorly for two hours, DSP had a combination DSPityParty/DSPRetcon rant.

















"Yeah! The trolls are angry over this vest. Because this vest brings me continued success! The- The- The gimmick of the vest! Right? It's a symbol! This vest has become a symbol *LEG SLAP* of people who like me and like my content. And want to show overwhelming support. Because they know that the last several months of my life were incredibly-- Uh-- Eh-- Over the top stressful, through what I was going through with that bankruptcy. *THROAT CLEAR* *EYE TWITCH*"

This is what success looks like: a balding misshapen ghoul wearing a cheap t-shirt, PJ pants, and a Begging Vest.
Yeah. I'm shook.


The Grift Continues . . .
 
Just when you think you get to know about where rock bottom for DSP's self awareness is, he goes and lowers the bar past the abyss.
 
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From tonight's impromptu post-Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 "Step Up, Paypigs" Q&A segment.

Because the paypigs and tryhard trolls had not tossed enough simpbuxx into DSP's tin cup to reach the Tips Goal, DSP had a boomer segment.
The cajoling worked, BTW.
Everyone congratulate Flybeast for throwing $80 into the DSP Autism Vortex tonight.
After putting on the blue Begging Vest in celebration of making $100 for playing video games poorly for two hours, DSP had a combination DSPityParty/DSPRetcon rant.

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"Yeah! The trolls are angry over this vest. Because this vest brings me continued success! The- The- The gimmick of the vest! Right? It's a symbol! This vest has become a symbol *LEG SLAP* of people who like me and like my content. And want to show overwhelming support. Because they know that the last several months of my life were incredibly-- Uh-- Eh-- Over the top stressful, through what I was going through with that bankruptcy. *THROAT CLEAR* *EYE TWITCH*"

This is what success looks like: a balding misshapen ghoul wearing a cheap t-shirt, PJ pants, and a Begging Vest.
Yeah. I'm shook.


The Grift Continues . . .

Boy he couldn't stop rubbing that Beggar's Nose either.
 
So even The Vest is getting retconned at this point.

Apparently, The Vest is not just a gimmick, it’s a “symbol of hope and tenacity; a symbol that defines working through it all despite all the bullshit that could possibly be thrown at you and to come out victorious on top of the mentally ill haters and trolls.”

I always love when Phil projects whatever weak and pathetic rationales he personally foments onto his wheelchair audience who comprise of 90% hate/ undercover troll watchers and 10% actual, genuine spergs who enjoy his content. Nobody ever says the shit he claims is said, he just paints the status quo of his audience as whatever he thinks and believes is right. This is straight out of the Gaslighting101 handbook when he resorts to doing this bullshit. Typical weird cult leader pigspeak.

The Vest, apparently, is not just a silly and pathetic reward for the pig to hit his daily munies goals but symbolizes a fight against online hate activity and bullying? That’s new to me. This man once again proves he can never be honest and will constantly have to dress up his greed behind whatever convenient bells and whistles he can conjure up.

Oh, and just as I suspected, Phil implied that insane trolls and detractors tried to literally ruin his life and destroy him by “doing fucked up, terrible, awful things during his bankruptcy” meaning he called out anyone who may have possibly contacted useless Nancy and is using that as an excuse to demonstrate how his life is in constant danger due to no fault of his own. What a scummy piece of shit.
 
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he called out anyone who may have possibly contacted useless Nancy and is using that as an excuse to demonstrate how his life is in constant danger due to no fault of his own. What a scummy piece of shit.

I don't think there was anything malicious behind it

ppl who knew his situation could see he was over estimating his expenses

it was an opportunity for justice, but I guess there wasn't much nancy could do

only phil could hate ppl who want to expose the truth
 
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