DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Poor DSP, having to find a way that black people dying affects him personally so he can get his pity cash from his disposable wheelchair army and maybe having to go out in the midst of not only a horrible pandemic but also rioting to get essential items like gin because it's all he knows what to do to entertain Kat who he can't connect with on a personal level probably because of his mental exceptionality and her potential assburgers.

I didn't think about that.

He's probably mad that the joggers looted all the liquor stores. Where else does he shop that would be looted? He goes to Fred Meyer's and to Petsmart.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

I didn't think about that.

He's probably mad that the joggers looted all the liquor stores. Where else does he shop that would be looted? He goes to Fred Meyer's and to Petsmart.

I hope they didn't steal all the saltlicks at PetSmart or Khet might have an autism fit. Poor girl

 

[PutridElephant]

Looting doesn't happen at 8am! I can go shopping on my day awf!

Yeah, that's the real world. Stores get looted overnight and set on fire and they magically respawn and are ready to go at 8am every morning.

 

[Surly Muppet]

While trying to describe eating a Devour TV dinner, he resorted to describing shitting and forming that shit into ravioli and eating it.
This actually yielded a $20 tip.

Once again, his audience is subhuman, and I really look forward to the scat fetish arc, because there just isn't any way it won't happen at some point.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think there was anything malicious behind it

I'd call posing as a creditor just to fuck with his 341 hearing pretty malicious.

 

[actually]

May 2020 monthly roundup. Usual caveats apply: 1) cheers and subs should be pretty dead on; 2) tips are just the ones I count, and I assume any difference between the total tips and the tips I counted are comprised of $1 tips--this ensures that I underestimate his tips after fees; 3) Youtube assumes a $1-$3 CPM (per 1000 views); 4) Patreon assumes every pledge increase or new pledge is counted immediately

Money in Phil's Pocket this month: $2,645.48 (April 2020 cheers) + $1,797.50 (April 2020 subs) + $1000-$3000 (April Youtube money) + $425.94 (April Patreon) + $8,524.43 (May tips; $7,794.33 after fees) = $14,393.35 - $16,393.35

Money Phil "Earned" this month: $2,425.38 (cheers) + $1,975.00 (subs) + $8,524.43 ($7,794.33 after fees) + $372.67 (Patreon) + $936-$2,808 (Youtube) = $14,233.48 - $16,105.48

Youtube: 936k views = $936-$2,808
Patreon:
Final money line is: 359.29
Total from new pledges: 13.38
Total pledge increases (including new) during the month is: 13.38
Total pledge decreases during the month is: 17.25
Final total is: $ 372.67
$1 patrons change = -3 (0 increase(s), 3 decrease(s))
$5 patrons change = -1 (1 increase(s), 2 decrease(s))
$10 patrons change = 0 (1 increase(s), 1 decrease(s))
$20 patrons change = 0 (0 increase(s), 0 decrease(s))
$50 patrons change = 0 (0 increase(s), 0 decrease(s))

Twitch

271 gifted subs. 681 subs in chat. 746 subs at month's end. Gifts = 36% of all subs

Spoiler: Sub Gifters

ananonymousgifter gave 33 $4.99 subs. ($82.50)
crap_cock gave 6 $4.99 subs. ($15.00)
hung_detractor gave 7 $4.99 subs. ($17.50)
ajthedj_747 gave 6 $4.99 subs. ($15.00)
nihilistic_goldfish gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
chipe gave 2 $4.99 subs. ($5.00)
bigpapaphill gave 16 $4.99 subs. ($40.00)
beastbod gave 10 $4.99 subs. ($25.00)
internet_famous_mcroix gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
rob8777 gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
albuscarolus gave 3 $4.99 subs. ($7.50)
ryainn gave 2 $4.99 subs. ($5.00)
noahtaylor22 gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
d3a7h_proof_42 gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
ultima_cloud_7 gave 4 $4.99 subs. ($10.00)
rattybag gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
boddhisattvakyle333 gave 2 $4.99 subs. ($5.00)
vg_stuffed gave 2 $4.99 subs. ($5.00)
big_deez_ gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
shialabutt_ gave 2 $4.99 subs. ($5.00)
lunabba gave 18 $4.99 subs. ($45.00)
infinite_55 gave 2 $4.99 subs. ($5.00)
spartan_king_ gave 2 $4.99 subs. ($5.00)
d_train12 gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
elon_jusk gave 2 $4.99 subs. ($5.00)
ikilledphil4x8 gave 6 $4.99 subs. ($15.00)
freddybcardib gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
cuckalottapuss gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
spergerkingwhopper gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
pepsisniffer30 gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
nose_vacuum gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
lostygirly gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
dantheman109901 gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
onlyicedcoffee gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
thatanonymouse gave 7 $4.99 subs. ($17.50)
zuguruk gave 5 $4.99 subs. ($12.50)
joyful_oblivion gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
yidden gave 3 $4.99 subs. ($7.50)
goldennobles gave 17 $4.99 subs. ($42.50)
randyobutternub gave 14 $4.99 subs. ($35.00)
jenovacalamity21 gave 13 $4.99 subs. ($32.50)
superbatcat gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
buggox gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
guitarplayer1939 gave 5 $4.99 subs. ($12.50)
superslygaming gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)
thelastrambo341 gave 61 $4.99 subs. ($152.50)
scarecrowsasylum92 gave 1 $4.99 subs. ($2.50)

Spoiler: Cheerers (# of cheers and total ***nothing less than $5 shown)

crap_cock cheered [126] times: $174.76 (avg. cheer of $1.39; 7.21% of total)
bedsheet_cape cheered [16] times: $85.00 (avg. cheer of $5.31; 3.50% of total)
noahtaylor22 cheered [54] times: $80.30 (avg. cheer of $1.49; 3.31% of total)
shadowthehedgehog302 cheered [14] times: $70.00 (avg. cheer of $5.00; 2.89% of total)
lycifersoul cheered [63] times: $68.41 (avg. cheer of $1.09; 2.82% of total)
ninstarrune cheered [127] times: $63.72 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 2.63% of total)
ikilledphil4x8 cheered [89] times: $62.30 (avg. cheer of $0.70; 2.57% of total)
freddybcardib cheered [7] times: $60.00 (avg. cheer of $8.57; 2.47% of total)
the_evil_green_ranger cheered [86] times: $53.95 (avg. cheer of $0.63; 2.22% of total)
spergerkingwhopper cheered [57] times: $52.00 (avg. cheer of $0.91; 2.14% of total)
spartan_king_ cheered [67] times: $45.50 (avg. cheer of $0.68; 1.88% of total)
redspiderman32 cheered [60] times: $40.75 (avg. cheer of $0.68; 1.68% of total)
crab_cock cheered [27] times: $33.50 (avg. cheer of $1.24; 1.38% of total)
thelastrambo341 cheered [40] times: $32.00 (avg. cheer of $0.80; 1.32% of total)
mrpapaveraceae cheered [50] times: $25.00 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 1.03% of total)
ryainn cheered [27] times: $23.45 (avg. cheer of $0.87; 0.97% of total)
katexo234 cheered [23] times: $22.95 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.95% of total)
randyobutternub cheered [6] times: $22.00 (avg. cheer of $3.67; 0.91% of total)
mayoandmustardking cheered [22] times: $22.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.91% of total)
mkasp316 cheered [4] times: $22.00 (avg. cheer of $5.50; 0.91% of total)
nose_vacuum cheered [41] times: $21.50 (avg. cheer of $0.52; 0.89% of total)
d_man_11 cheered [10] times: $21.37 (avg. cheer of $2.14; 0.88% of total)
phuggs_ cheered [18] times: $21.00 (avg. cheer of $1.17; 0.87% of total)
timboslicegb cheered [41] times: $20.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.85% of total)
alrighty__kevin cheered [2] times: $20.00 (avg. cheer of $10.00; 0.82% of total)
1tonhammer cheered [2] times: $20.00 (avg. cheer of $10.00; 0.82% of total)
phils_phillies cheered [35] times: $18.50 (avg. cheer of $0.53; 0.76% of total)
serpentofeve cheered [31] times: $18.00 (avg. cheer of $0.58; 0.74% of total)
snoozi_bhikkhu cheered [24] times: $16.55 (avg. cheer of $0.69; 0.68% of total)
magnusflamebeard cheered [17] times: $16.50 (avg. cheer of $0.97; 0.68% of total)
jenovacalamity21 cheered [2] times: $16.00 (avg. cheer of $8.00; 0.66% of total)
vg_stuffed cheered [25] times: $15.51 (avg. cheer of $0.62; 0.64% of total)
albuscarolus cheered [23] times: $15.50 (avg. cheer of $0.67; 0.64% of total)
thechildrensmillions cheered [4] times: $15.00 (avg. cheer of $3.75; 0.62% of total)
retro_jim_ cheered [21] times: $15.00 (avg. cheer of $0.71; 0.62% of total)
theoriginaldrum cheered [26] times: $15.00 (avg. cheer of $0.58; 0.62% of total)
timeseer cheered [4] times: $15.00 (avg. cheer of $3.75; 0.62% of total)
thegreedybachelor cheered [15] times: $15.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.62% of total)
stevilknievel cheered [5] times: $14.50 (avg. cheer of $2.90; 0.60% of total)
big_deez_ cheered [13] times: $14.00 (avg. cheer of $1.08; 0.58% of total)
infinite_55 cheered [5] times: $14.00 (avg. cheer of $2.80; 0.58% of total)
zefearus cheered [14] times: $13.73 (avg. cheer of $0.98; 0.57% of total)
matureadultwithbizdegree cheered [18] times: $13.50 (avg. cheer of $0.75; 0.56% of total)
fannischmelar cheered [19] times: $13.50 (avg. cheer of $0.71; 0.56% of total)
juniormint007 cheered [18] times: $13.00 (avg. cheer of $0.72; 0.54% of total)
brazy_mamo cheered [13] times: $13.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.54% of total)
pleasantview14 cheered [6] times: $12.78 (avg. cheer of $2.13; 0.53% of total)
coldzero87_v2 cheered [23] times: $12.08 (avg. cheer of $0.53; 0.50% of total)
coltsmvp923 cheered [10] times: $12.00 (avg. cheer of $1.20; 0.49% of total)
supaflash82 cheered [24] times: $12.00 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.49% of total)
pimpmyshedplays cheered [11] times: $12.00 (avg. cheer of $1.09; 0.49% of total)
cashmeregoat cheered [8] times: $11.99 (avg. cheer of $1.50; 0.49% of total)
whycantweebefriends cheered [23] times: $11.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.47% of total)
lollermittens cheered [10] times: $11.00 (avg. cheer of $1.10; 0.45% of total)
savethepigthegame cheered [3] times: $11.00 (avg. cheer of $3.67; 0.45% of total)
torokil cheered [6] times: $11.00 (avg. cheer of $1.83; 0.45% of total)
semon_demon_apocalypse cheered [8] times: $10.97 (avg. cheer of $1.37; 0.45% of total)
theparadox988 cheered [11] times: $10.90 (avg. cheer of $0.99; 0.45% of total)
alexander_rossi cheered [11] times: $10.50 (avg. cheer of $0.95; 0.43% of total)
honestfan cheered [8] times: $10.45 (avg. cheer of $1.31; 0.43% of total)
ananonymouscheerer cheered [14] times: $10.25 (avg. cheer of $0.73; 0.42% of total)
littleiffy22 cheered [17] times: $10.00 (avg. cheer of $0.59; 0.41% of total)
eternal_napalm cheered [10] times: $10.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.41% of total)
zeldaminis cheered [11] times: $10.00 (avg. cheer of $0.91; 0.41% of total)
egg_gangster cheered [20] times: $10.00 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.41% of total)
thekingofsoccermessi cheered [1] times: $10.00 (avg. cheer of $10.00; 0.41% of total)
switchgoon cheered [10] times: $10.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.41% of total)
kingandrewdatyrant cheered [4] times: $10.00 (avg. cheer of $2.50; 0.41% of total)
cousin_sven13 cheered [17] times: $9.55 (avg. cheer of $0.56; 0.39% of total)
wingsofredemptionn cheered [9] times: $9.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.37% of total)
tinkertinkerson cheered [9] times: $9.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.37% of total)
bethecolonel cheered [9] times: $9.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.37% of total)
ratko_mladic cheered [9] times: $9.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.37% of total)
carltonjunior3 cheered [9] times: $9.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.37% of total)
alonelite cheered [8] times: $8.50 (avg. cheer of $1.06; 0.35% of total)
pepsisniffer30 cheered [4] times: $8.00 (avg. cheer of $2.00; 0.33% of total)
captcaveman4201 cheered [6] times: $8.00 (avg. cheer of $1.33; 0.33% of total)
themaniaccop81 cheered [16] times: $8.00 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.33% of total)
unfazedshade cheered [2] times: $8.00 (avg. cheer of $4.00; 0.33% of total)
biggnutts420 cheered [8] times: $8.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.33% of total)
realalecraig cheered [2] times: $8.00 (avg. cheer of $4.00; 0.33% of total)
thechildrensbillions cheered [1] times: $8.00 (avg. cheer of $8.00; 0.33% of total)
frogginz_ cheered [8] times: $7.70 (avg. cheer of $0.96; 0.32% of total)
yidden cheered [9] times: $7.50 (avg. cheer of $0.83; 0.31% of total)
sambuca2020 cheered [6] times: $7.50 (avg. cheer of $1.25; 0.31% of total)
in_phil_we_trust cheered [11] times: $7.50 (avg. cheer of $0.68; 0.31% of total)
goldennobles cheered [5] times: $7.30 (avg. cheer of $1.46; 0.30% of total)
nitpickingandbiased cheered [14] times: $7.00 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.29% of total)
aessay cheered [14] times: $7.00 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.29% of total)
gonzoshtkock cheered [7] times: $7.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.29% of total)
zuguruk cheered [5] times: $7.00 (avg. cheer of $1.40; 0.29% of total)
superblindman cheered [2] times: $7.00 (avg. cheer of $3.50; 0.29% of total)
themanoforange23 cheered [8] times: $7.00 (avg. cheer of $0.88; 0.29% of total)
isthisabetterusername cheered [12] times: $6.50 (avg. cheer of $0.54; 0.27% of total)
thatanonymouse cheered [9] times: $6.30 (avg. cheer of $0.70; 0.26% of total)
thousandsundae cheered [6] times: $6.25 (avg. cheer of $1.04; 0.26% of total)
haseox4 cheered [7] times: $6.00 (avg. cheer of $0.86; 0.25% of total)
cuckalottapuss cheered [4] times: $6.00 (avg. cheer of $1.50; 0.25% of total)
theghostofvincent cheered [6] times: $6.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.25% of total)
tangyasianstyleaoli cheered [6] times: $6.00 (avg. cheer of $1.00; 0.25% of total)
jh9918 cheered [4] times: $6.00 (avg. cheer of $1.50; 0.25% of total)
jasperkittyakaphilsson cheered [3] times: $5.95 (avg. cheer of $1.98; 0.25% of total)
imadfusion cheered [8] times: $5.80 (avg. cheer of $0.72; 0.24% of total)
richardlinkl cheered [10] times: $5.50 (avg. cheer of $0.55; 0.23% of total)
milknnhoney cheered [11] times: $5.50 (avg. cheer of $0.50; 0.23% of total)
burnedoutblah cheered [2] times: $5.50 (avg. cheer of $2.75; 0.23% of total)
gabe_horn_is_awesome cheered [1] times: $5.23 (avg. cheer of $5.23; 0.22% of total)

crap_cock was the "winner" here, contributing just over 7% of the total themselves, or $174.76 during the month. If they're also "crab_cock", add another $33.50 to that.

"missingtip" is just how I filled in the difference between the recorded tips and the total tips. Summary is in the spoiler.

Spoiler: Tippers (# of tips and total)

Assuming 1076 additional $1.00 tips
missingtip tipped [1076] times: $1076.00 (Avg: $1.00 / 12.62% of total)
amac914860 tipped [11] times: $890.00 (Avg: $80.91 / 10.44% of total)
dsp tipped [11] times: $557.00 (Avg: $50.64 / 6.53% of total)
ethancervelli tipped [2] times: $520.00 (Avg: $260.00 / 6.10% of total)
trolltip tipped [84] times: $454.20 (Avg: $5.41 / 5.33% of total)
unavergota tipped [9] times: $306.00 (Avg: $34.00 / 3.59% of total)
jenovacalamity21 tipped [5] times: $211.38 (Avg: $42.28 / 2.48% of total)
goldennobles tipped [10] times: $196.00 (Avg: $19.60 / 2.30% of total)
bigpapaphil tipped [19] times: $155.00 (Avg: $8.16 / 1.82% of total)
silentbob tipped [4] times: $148.00 (Avg: $37.00 / 1.74% of total)
kmeishart101 tipped [3] times: $135.00 (Avg: $45.00 / 1.58% of total)
oneminuteman tipped [6] times: $123.00 (Avg: $20.50 / 1.44% of total)
flybeast tipped [4] times: $115.00 (Avg: $28.75 / 1.35% of total)
michalas mom tipped [8] times: $112.00 (Avg: $14.00 / 1.31% of total)
jakileez tipped [5] times: $97.60 (Avg: $19.52 / 1.14% of total)
atlastelamon tipped [1] times: $82.00 (Avg: $82.00 / 0.96% of total)
beastbod tipped [6] times: $74.40 (Avg: $12.40 / 0.87% of total)
acebest tipped [3] times: $71.00 (Avg: $23.67 / 0.83% of total)
anonymous tipped [12] times: $70.41 (Avg: $5.87 / 0.83% of total)
and1under0 tipped [1] times: $68.30 (Avg: $68.30 / 0.80% of total)
rusty_shackleford tipped [3] times: $66.00 (Avg: $22.00 / 0.77% of total)
reubenpig7 tipped [2] times: $61.30 (Avg: $30.65 / 0.72% of total)
darksydekris tipped [3] times: $60.00 (Avg: $20.00 / 0.70% of total)
sirsimpy tipped [1] times: $56.00 (Avg: $56.00 / 0.66% of total)
angryvideogamenerd tipped [1] times: $56.00 (Avg: $56.00 / 0.66% of total)
ourlordsloyalfroggas tipped [1] times: $54.00 (Avg: $54.00 / 0.63% of total)
kingandrewdatyrant tipped [1] times: $50.00 (Avg: $50.00 / 0.59% of total)
randyobutternub tipped [4] times: $49.00 (Avg: $12.25 / 0.57% of total)
cynical2dd tipped [2] times: $48.00 (Avg: $24.00 / 0.56% of total)
culaso grande tipped [3] times: $46.00 (Avg: $15.33 / 0.54% of total)
darksydessponsor tipped [1] times: $43.00 (Avg: $43.00 / 0.50% of total)
goldeneyeon64 tipped [1] times: $40.00 (Avg: $40.00 / 0.47% of total)
hughjazz tipped [2] times: $40.00 (Avg: $20.00 / 0.47% of total)
chubster tipped [2] times: $40.00 (Avg: $20.00 / 0.47% of total)
rob warren tipped [4] times: $40.00 (Avg: $10.00 / 0.47% of total)
spawnkiller tipped [4] times: $40.00 (Avg: $10.00 / 0.47% of total)
pwdubzfan tipped [1] times: $40.00 (Avg: $40.00 / 0.47% of total)
captainpsycho139 tipped [1] times: $40.00 (Avg: $40.00 / 0.47% of total)
buggox tipped [5] times: $40.00 (Avg: $8.00 / 0.47% of total)
bwt56 tipped [3] times: $39.00 (Avg: $13.00 / 0.46% of total)
genesisgamingswe tipped [3] times: $39.00 (Avg: $13.00 / 0.46% of total)
ebony tipped [1] times: $38.00 (Avg: $38.00 / 0.45% of total)
veststreak tipped [1] times: $38.00 (Avg: $38.00 / 0.45% of total)
rusty shackleford tipped [2] times: $33.00 (Avg: $16.50 / 0.39% of total)
pwnage101 tipped [6] times: $32.89 (Avg: $5.48 / 0.39% of total)
clappingpigcheeks tipped [2] times: $31.20 (Avg: $15.60 / 0.37% of total)
mortalkombatdevs tipped [4] times: $31.20 (Avg: $7.80 / 0.37% of total)
princeyoshio tipped [1] times: $30.00 (Avg: $30.00 / 0.35% of total)
xxsmileyxx (maybe troll) tipped [1] times: $30.00 (Avg: $30.00 / 0.35% of total)
arclight112 tipped [7] times: $29.40 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.34% of total)
deeznuts_nuts tipped [2] times: $25.00 (Avg: $12.50 / 0.29% of total)
swearpolice tipped [2] times: $25.00 (Avg: $12.50 / 0.29% of total)
respergu tipped [5] times: $25.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.29% of total)
guitarplayer1939 tipped [2] times: $25.00 (Avg: $12.50 / 0.29% of total)
spartan_king tipped [3] times: $25.00 (Avg: $8.33 / 0.29% of total)
tomcat tipped [2] times: $25.00 (Avg: $12.50 / 0.29% of total)
zixtow tipped [1] times: $25.00 (Avg: $25.00 / 0.29% of total)
cmfool tipped [6] times: $24.30 (Avg: $4.05 / 0.29% of total)
jamescharles tipped [2] times: $24.20 (Avg: $12.10 / 0.28% of total)
thatindieglo tipped [2] times: $21.00 (Avg: $10.50 / 0.25% of total)
superslygaming tipped [1] times: $21.00 (Avg: $21.00 / 0.25% of total)
darklightabbi tipped [3] times: $20.00 (Avg: $6.67 / 0.23% of total)
lycifersoul tipped [1] times: $20.00 (Avg: $20.00 / 0.23% of total)
mrpapavera tipped [1] times: $20.00 (Avg: $20.00 / 0.23% of total)
shadowthehedgehog tipped [1] times: $20.00 (Avg: $20.00 / 0.23% of total)
carlwheezer tipped [1] times: $20.00 (Avg: $20.00 / 0.23% of total)
jaxx raxor tipped [1] times: $20.00 (Avg: $20.00 / 0.23% of total)
youronthinicebuddy tipped [1] times: $20.00 (Avg: $20.00 / 0.23% of total)
joyful oblivion tipped [1] times: $20.00 (Avg: $20.00 / 0.23% of total)
presidentrufus tipped [1] times: $20.00 (Avg: $20.00 / 0.23% of total)
shaokonartist87 tipped [3] times: $20.00 (Avg: $6.67 / 0.23% of total)
haydeefundraisingsquad tipped [1] times: $20.00 (Avg: $20.00 / 0.23% of total)
realalecraig tipped [1] times: $20.00 (Avg: $20.00 / 0.23% of total)
ihatemondays tipped [1] times: $20.00 (Avg: $20.00 / 0.23% of total)
timboslicegb tipped [3] times: $19.00 (Avg: $6.33 / 0.22% of total)
lunabba tipped [4] times: $18.20 (Avg: $4.55 / 0.21% of total)
noahtaylor22 tipped [2] times: $17.00 (Avg: $8.50 / 0.20% of total)
thechildrensmillions tipped [2] times: $16.80 (Avg: $8.40 / 0.20% of total)
maridalucina tipped [3] times: $16.00 (Avg: $5.33 / 0.19% of total)
albertcamus tipped [1] times: $15.00 (Avg: $15.00 / 0.18% of total)
lostinthecloudstobi tipped [1] times: $15.00 (Avg: $15.00 / 0.18% of total)
pinkrocket tipped [2] times: $15.00 (Avg: $7.50 / 0.18% of total)
barbados lupuz rex tipped [1] times: $15.00 (Avg: $15.00 / 0.18% of total)
unbansnowkarl tipped [1] times: $15.00 (Avg: $15.00 / 0.18% of total)
bunny tipped [1] times: $15.00 (Avg: $15.00 / 0.18% of total)
muse89 tipped [2] times: $15.00 (Avg: $7.50 / 0.18% of total)
ultimamagic tipped [2] times: $15.00 (Avg: $7.50 / 0.18% of total)
missfortune tipped [1] times: $15.00 (Avg: $15.00 / 0.18% of total)
correctingyou7000times tipped [2] times: $14.20 (Avg: $7.10 / 0.17% of total)
vestfee tipped [1] times: $14.00 (Avg: $14.00 / 0.16% of total)
richardlinkl tipped [3] times: $13.40 (Avg: $4.47 / 0.16% of total)
shaokhonartist87 tipped [1] times: $13.00 (Avg: $13.00 / 0.15% of total)
hailhydra04 tipped [2] times: $13.00 (Avg: $6.50 / 0.15% of total)
gogogadgetvest tipped [3] times: $12.60 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.15% of total)
icedmochalatte tipped [3] times: $12.60 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.15% of total)
matureadult tipped [3] times: $12.60 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.15% of total)
giraffeconservationist tipped [1] times: $12.00 (Avg: $12.00 / 0.14% of total)
elon_jusk tipped [1] times: $12.00 (Avg: $12.00 / 0.14% of total)
revy_bear tipped [1] times: $12.00 (Avg: $12.00 / 0.14% of total)
direveststinks tipped [1] times: $11.00 (Avg: $11.00 / 0.13% of total)
thehate tipped [2] times: $10.20 (Avg: $5.10 / 0.12% of total)
darksydejerrysmith tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00 / 0.12% of total)
megamanmaverick tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00 / 0.12% of total)
deathproof42 tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00 / 0.12% of total)
generalhindsight tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00 / 0.12% of total)
mrjaxon2002 tipped [2] times: $10.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.12% of total)
harper tipped [2] times: $10.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.12% of total)
vestisbest tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00 / 0.12% of total)
colonel_j tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00 / 0.12% of total)
ham212 tipped [2] times: $10.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.12% of total)
direvest tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00 / 0.12% of total)
cristian tipped [2] times: $10.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.12% of total)
adhdgrifter tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00 / 0.12% of total)
frogsonaplane tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00 / 0.12% of total)
nioh2developer tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00 / 0.12% of total)
philsautosave tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00 / 0.12% of total)
detractor tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00 / 0.12% of total)
lover tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00 / 0.12% of total)
mrmerr tipped [2] times: $10.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.12% of total)
theevilgreenranger tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00 / 0.12% of total)
crap_cock tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00 / 0.12% of total)
big helende tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00 / 0.12% of total)
marlinsmanny tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00 / 0.12% of total)
mcompute tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00 / 0.12% of total)
alonelite tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00 / 0.12% of total)
frankiethesimp tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00 / 0.12% of total)
veststreak100 tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00 / 0.12% of total)
mikelitoris99910 tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00 / 0.12% of total)
fartingbadger tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00 / 0.12% of total)
really tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00 / 0.12% of total)
phrenelith tipped [2] times: $10.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.12% of total)
streetfighterfan tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00 / 0.12% of total)
abdulla tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00 / 0.12% of total)
spg tipped [1] times: $10.00 (Avg: $10.00 / 0.12% of total)
rizeuvious tipped [2] times: $9.20 (Avg: $4.60 / 0.11% of total)
spawnkiler tipped [2] times: $9.20 (Avg: $4.60 / 0.11% of total)
snowkarl tipped [2] times: $8.40 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.10% of total)
nievekarlito tipped [2] times: $8.40 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.10% of total)
spb tipped [2] times: $8.40 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.10% of total)
makarov tipped [1] times: $8.40 (Avg: $8.40 / 0.10% of total)
alfredaponte tipped [2] times: $8.40 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.10% of total)
shaokonartist tipped [1] times: $8.00 (Avg: $8.00 / 0.09% of total)
captain charisma tipped [2] times: $7.67 (Avg: $3.83 / 0.09% of total)
kyndredth tipped [1] times: $7.00 (Avg: $7.00 / 0.08% of total)
vest investor tipped [1] times: $7.00 (Avg: $7.00 / 0.08% of total)
toddhoward tipped [1] times: $7.00 (Avg: $7.00 / 0.08% of total)
partypooper tipped [1] times: $6.66 (Avg: $6.66 / 0.08% of total)
kamakoyn tipped [1] times: $6.00 (Avg: $6.00 / 0.07% of total)
goldendeer tipped [1] times: $6.00 (Avg: $6.00 / 0.07% of total)
pwdubzbowelmovement tipped [1] times: $6.00 (Avg: $6.00 / 0.07% of total)
pwdubzprostate tipped [1] times: $6.00 (Avg: $6.00 / 0.07% of total)
activatedalmonds tipped [1] times: $5.70 (Avg: $5.70 / 0.07% of total)
kurosawakid tipped [2] times: $5.50 (Avg: $2.75 / 0.06% of total)
tuh_huh tipped [1] times: $5.50 (Avg: $5.50 / 0.06% of total)
superbatcat tipped [1] times: $5.50 (Avg: $5.50 / 0.06% of total)
empireofthesun tipped [1] times: $5.30 (Avg: $5.30 / 0.06% of total)
iheartdarts2507 tipped [2] times: $5.20 (Avg: $2.60 / 0.06% of total)
thomasmuller tipped [1] times: $5.15 (Avg: $5.15 / 0.06% of total)
theman tipped [1] times: $5.10 (Avg: $5.10 / 0.06% of total)
rossprey tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
leylineofthevoid tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
sony tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
mariajuana tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
arborelf tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
hexdrinker tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
springsalad tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
timpool tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
eatingctrlv tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
darklotus1998 tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
7thgenconsolewarveteran tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
sirmixalot tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
sonofphil tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
bonecrushergiant tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
capoditutticapi tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
jerk tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
fattitsoflardation tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
thesonginyourroomyafruit tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
chiguy133 tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
barackobama tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
philsprayer tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
griffin tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
johngotti tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
epic_hyperspace tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
dreadnought tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
moonwalkman tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
eggman tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
joe tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
wisdomtooth tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
torchofdefiance tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
birdsofparadise tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
lightningbolt tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
haikufortwitch tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
44kpanda tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
theshadowrealm tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
qunicymagoo tipped [1] times: $5.00 (Avg: $5.00 / 0.06% of total)
fuckmorrowindplayoblivion tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
collin tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
fairweatherfan tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
somebigbootybitch tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
somebitchinthechat tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
darksydephil tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
italiansauceinmyblunt tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
spartan king tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
god tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
euro extreme sneak diss tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
codfanboy tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
halofanboy tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
canihazcheezburger tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
ikilledphil4x8 tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
fantasticphil tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
equilibriumviewer tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
dunaldi tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
sparkca tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
nioh2devs tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
yerb tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
larkpliednill tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
yourenotthebossofme tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
barnesuk tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
motherofsnowkarl tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
slaveowner420 tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
peepeediaperpants tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
barksidephil tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
phillips smelly chair tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
andrew_1022 tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
crap cock tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
happyjasper tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
kingmichael400 tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
philsbiggestfan tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
factualobservation tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
ifriendshippedphil4x20 tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
huntingowlgames tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
peepeepantsboy tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
andy tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
actionguy tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
itippedphil4x20 tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
jackythefrost tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
philsvandyke tipped [1] times: $4.20 (Avg: $4.20 / 0.05% of total)
raceplayfan tipped [1] times: $2.50 (Avg: $2.50 / 0.03% of total)
wearyman578 tipped [1] times: $2.17 (Avg: $2.17 / 0.03% of total)
samson tipped [1] times: $1.50 (Avg: $1.50 / 0.02% of total)
lala_minkymono tipped [1] times: $1.30 (Avg: $1.30 / 0.02% of total)
callmebrazy tipped [1] times: $1.30 (Avg: $1.30 / 0.02% of total)
youtube god tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00 / 0.01% of total)
hardknocklife tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00 / 0.01% of total)
adrenalinedragon tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00 / 0.01% of total)
loadofhugekielbasa tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00 / 0.01% of total)
fuckshepard tipped [1] times: $1.00 (Avg: $1.00 / 0.01% of total)
Unique tippers = 246
Total tips = $ 8524.23
Total tips assuming $0.30 + 2.9% fees on each = $ 7794.33
Tips up to $1: 1082 totaling 1082.00
Tips between $1 and $5: 281 totaling 1270.41
Tips between $5 and $10: 98 totaling 818.39
Tips between $10 and $20: 68 totaling 1151.89
Tips between $20 and $50: 56 totaling 1851.37
Tips above $50: 24 totaling 2350.17

amac914860 contributed almost 10.5% of the total tips, or $890. "dsp" gave $557 (6.5%) and ethancervelli gave $520 (6.1%). Trolltips, meaning tips that directly made obvious references or were not otherwise counted by Phil, were $454.20 (5.3%).

Overall summary: basically, the vest is a solid whale call and gets the tards to open their wallets. Add in the stimulus money and the fact that more people are at home, and Phil has benefited from the windfall. Keep these numbers in mind when he starts begging for tax money. He has, by my estimate, just shy of $4,000 less in monthly payments between his CT condo mortgage and his discharged credit card debts. He should be able to easily handle both his quarterly payments and at least a large chunk of his 2019 taxes.

Should be interesting to see what happens when people start getting back to work.

 

[actually]

A few additional stats (idea courtesy of @JMR):

Avg. Monthly Viewers = 439
Monthly Milk Rate = $29.41
# of unique cheerers = 324
Cheer Milk Rate = $7.49
# of unique tippers = 246
Tip milk rate = $34.65

The unique tipper number is undoubtedly high, but I would have to just guess which names are the same person.

This is an asymptotic fit of the 12 month rolling average of Twitch money. It obviously doesn't fully reflect the recent jumps from the increase in tip money, but that's because it's an average. Right now it predicts that he should expect ~$8350 from Twitch. Guess we'll see how the next few months go.

Reminder: You can view all the money stats for 2018-present here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/dsps-loan-savings-company.36834/

 

[Kermit the Frog]

You know damn well Phil would not have said anything about the protests if he wasn't personally affected in some indirect way. And what a hot take that statement is, straight from the Boogie Fencesitting playbook: vague, no side taken, personal victimhood. Yes, a local store being looted is terrible, but how the fuck is that one of the worst days in Phil's life? He didn't work there, he didn't have any friends working there, he just shopped there because it's 10 minutes away from his condo. He said nothing about all the people in other cities who lost their businesses, their livelihoods until today. You'd think being a "business owner" himself he'd sympathize, maybe run a fundraiser for those unfortunate people. Nah, better he gets that money to cheer him up! Scumbag.
There's no way Phil goes out for his day off. Not because the stores are looted, but because there will be black people waiting to jump him like a rabid squirrel would to helpless Jasper. He'll be up all night biting his fingernails, worried that some dindu detractor will try to break in. Poor Phil, he's the real victim in all this.

 

[mollymawk]

I really look forward to the scat fetish arc.

hehe, that reminds me of two intriguing and messed up things loosely related to DSP mod Popsicolo. So LSB mentioned recently in a Tweet that Popsicolo at one point a couple of years ago accidentally posted a link in Twitch chat to an image of Hunter from Spyro the Dragon taking a shit into a Subway sandwich. Read that sentence again if you need to. This begs the question whether Popsicolo is a scat furry fetishist. Strap yourself in because it's going to get a whole lot messier. We're going up the rabbit's hole to get to the bottom of this and find out if Popsicolo is full of crap or if the theory sucks shit.

I think they should add Phil as a DLC character to the new Streets of Rage game.

A few weeks ago, babymngaming456 on the King of Hate forums posted a YouTube link to the 'No No Papaveraceae' meme. It caught my attention, because the video wasn't from the 'thats 100% a lie' DSP clips channel, but from a bizarre DSP parody channel I wasn't aware existed called 'Pearl Burnell'. From the featured links on the channel, it brings you to a Blogspot page that has a large amount of text and images about "Phil Burnell's fictional daughter named Pearl Burnell". Also linked on this Blogspot page is a Streets of Rage 3 reskin video starring Phil and Pearl Burnell. The amount of effort put into this video and the material from the Blogspot page is remarkable. It's certainly a high-effort parody that has apparently passed under the radar from DSP detractors. But -- it's also fucked up. Some investigative work about the video creator turns up someone called 'Popsicolo407' talking about Streets of Rage mods on the Streamcommunity forums, which leads to the same channel that produced the Pearl Burnell related channel called 'Barnett Tennis'. Is Popsicolo's username a play on words of popsicle, lollipop, and loli?

So I followed Popsicolo on Twitch and turned on notifications so I could ask him directly when he goes live what the meaning of his username was, and if he knows anything about Streets of Rage mods. But he hasn't been streaming lately, so I haven't had the opportunity yet. But while I was on Popsicolo's Twitch channel, one of the thumbnails from a previous livestream jumped out at me. A cartoon version of himself sitting on a king's chair, while surrounded by kids in a ruined city, as he strokes a girl's hair. Not sure what the explanation for the prestream artwork is, but certainly weird taste. Imagine DSP using a similar slide. Popsicolo has reasonable artistic talent certainly, it's not implausible he might have created the whole Pearl Burnell thing.

Now I'm not saying Popsicolo is a scat furry pedo, but several coincidences certainly activated my almonds. It was probably discussed on here before about Popsicolo accidentally posting the scat image link in Twitch chat. But I don't think many people are aware of Pearl Burnell. Popsicolo is a charismatic guy who puts out pretty good livestreams imo, but on the flip-side he's also a ruthless DSP cuck mod and now possibly all this. Side note: Popsicolo has posted 49,161+ messages in DSP's Twitch chat, and the very first message is simply "Morrowind" in all-caps: [2017-01-03 20:13:54 UTC] popsicolo: MORROWIND PogChamp. Goes to explain how Popsicolo became the Papaveraceae of the Morrowind playthrough. MrPapaveraceae incidentally is also a pedo furry, but I digress.

 

[tzgnilki]

I'd call posing as a creditor just to fuck with his 341 hearing pretty malicious.

was talking about the emails to nancy

 

[Spaghet]

A few weeks ago, babymngaming456 on the King of Hate forums posted a YouTube link to the 'No No Papaveraceae' meme. It caught my attention, because the video wasn't from the 'thats 100% a lie' DSP clips channel, but from a bizarre DSP parody channel I wasn't aware existed called 'Pearl Burnell'. From the featured links on the channel, it brings you to a Blogspot page that has a large amount of text and images about "Phil Burnell's fictional daughter named Pearl Burnell". Also linked on this Blogspot page is a Streets of Rage 3 reskin video starring Phil and Pearl Burnell. The amount of effort put into this video and the material from the Blogspot page is remarkable. It's certainly a high-effort parody that has apparently passed under the radar from DSP detractors. But -- it's also fucked up. Some investigative work about the video creator turns up someone called 'Popsicolo407' talking about Streets of Rage mods on the Streamcommunity forums, which leads to the same channel that produced the Pearl Burnell related channel called 'Barnett Tennis'. Is Popsicolo's username a play on words of popsicle, lollipop, and loli?

Odd connection between dsp, detractors, streets of rage, and being pedos. Tbh the more I dig into these featured/subbed channels, there really seems to be a handful of pedo/loli channels with gameplay, streets of rage, and animated little girls that are following tons of detractors and other channels like themselves. Wtf have you discovered

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

I think my favorite part of phil jumping into the riot drama is him having to tell his wife not defend a corporation chain. He thinks kat is that stupid I guess lol

 

[hundredthousand]

that was a disturbing read through...

I have always gotten the impression that some of his long time, older viewers may fantasize about Phil in a less-than-natural way, as depraved as it sounds.

His viewership is populated by far more than it's share of actual special needs people, and the Mr Papavera / Popsicolo type who just are creepy and likely have some ill thoughts.

 

[TheTractor]

Out of morbid interest how much dsp made in his ''big youtube'' days? He always mentions ridiculous amount of money; but 16k a month isn't? Especially now that he's debt free aside from his car/house.

Despite all this he'll beg for his taxes soon; milking the cum out of your mentally disabled cult daily with your vest isn't enough. Those numbers are insane.

 

[Honzou]

This motherfucker had people in his chat consoling him after he was nearly in tears because of these riots. Why? Because the local shopping center he goes to was looted and tomorrow is his day off.

Ruining his day off? The north american apes really went too far this time.

 

[UncleTusky]

Out of morbid interest how much dsp made in his ''big youtube'' days? He always mentions ridiculous amount of money; but 16k a month isn't? Especially now that he's debt free aside from his car/house.

@EddyB43 claims it was in the high 100k-low/mid 200k per year range based on YT + Paymetons data, but like you said that does not line up with his bitching about how much more he was making back than (and he put some of that towards retiring old credit card debt, so he would have had less money to waste). I've heard higher ($300k-plus) estimates here and there but none with the kind of calculations Eddy did.

Irrespective of his income, I think his spending has really ballooned since then - his gacha habit seems to have started around 2013 based on the WWE Champions thread and Leanna did not move in with him until 2014. Even if he was flexing like crazy when she did come up to CT that might have been offset by her only coming up a few days a month.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Out of morbid interest how much dsp made in his ''big youtube'' days? He always mentions ridiculous amount of money; but 16k a month isn't? Especially now that he's debt free aside from his car/house.

Despite all this he'll beg for his taxes soon; milking the cum out of your mentally disabled cult daily with your vest isn't enough. Those numbers are insane.

This is purely speculative:

In 2010 the Connecticut minimum wage was $8.25. Let's assume he made a little more than that, say $10/hr. That would be $400/week and about $1600/month before taxes.

Assume he made as much then as he does now. $16k is ten times as much money as he made when he was answering the phone at Skiorsky. To someone with a finance degree like Phil, this meant he had infinite money.

However, I think Phil said his best month ever on YouTube he made $10k. You would have to figure in inflation and the increased cost of living, but it is possible that Phil makes one and a half times the money now than he was making when he was pulling in "fuck you" money.

 

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[L.I.M.B. Commander]

Out of morbid interest how much dsp made in his ''big youtube'' days? He always mentions ridiculous amount of money; but 16k a month isn't? Especially now that he's debt free aside from his car/house.

Despite all this he'll beg for his taxes soon; milking the cum out of your mentally disabled cult daily with your vest isn't enough. Those numbers are insane.

If I remember back in the day alot of his revenue was view based not ad based. That plus whatever machinima was paying him per view (in Phil's words "overpaying") it had to be some egregious amount if he was able to take out a crapton of credit cards, eat out almost every day, sperg out and splurge on nonsensical and useless bullshit....

 

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