Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?


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...he would sabotage the whole teamwork...

This is a crucial point - Alex wouldn't accept anyone he sees as more competent than him working on YanSim, lest they show him up.

One of his complaints about TinyBuild was that he couldn't understand the changes they made - as a fairly crap programmer, Alex was only able to convince himself of his talent in a vacuum. A good team leader would have evaluated their own skill, realised it to have been lacking, and gotten out of the way of their underlings.

Alex is in an interesting catch-22. He can't have anyone better than him working under him, but almost any contract programmer or artist would be miles ahead of him - you wouldn't be able to make a living doing contract work if you weren't! At the same time, he wouldn't accept the work of anyone he deems worse than him (Although I really don't know where you'd find a programmer as shit as he is)

The best thing Alex could do at this point in time is to license the YanSim name rights to a competent indie studio - he gets a slice of the cash, and doesn't need to do anything other than watch Hentai and drink semen from a goblet.
 
Only -0.6% patrons but almost -11% income in one month? Seems like Eva made mad some of his richfag paypiggies. I wonder how he managed to do that, perhaps his lore grift failed and his cringe-inducing attempts to make this silly anime game more complex and transcendent than it should be has made his paypigs mad.

IMHO the patrons that're going to be the most loyal are the ones at the smallest Patreon tiers, because a fair bunch of them are kids that have somehow convinced their parents to give $1 to this grifter every month so he can gamble it away at shitty freemium mobile games, because Eva is a huge "whale" for these types of games as long as they have some weeb shit added to them, after the fall in popularity of Pachinko seems like the new low-effort gaming cashgrab for the Japanese are anime-themed mobile games.
Eva is clearly desesperate for cash, and his lore grift and more passive attitude are evidence of it, Alex is going to need that Kickstarted handout or else his dopamine levels are going to hit rock bottom.
 
I have a feeling we're gonna see a crowdfunding push soon. He's no longer making enough to fuel his gambling and vidya addiction.
He's trying to find alternatives to make money, such as trying to lure new patreons with something that I like to call a "lore grift", which apparently did not only failed, it backfired amazingly.
He knows that once he launches his Kickstarter it's over, he will receive a fat amount of cash just once but he will be unable to keep grifting amounts that big any further.
 
I have a feeling we're gonna see a crowdfunding push soon. He's no longer making enough to fuel his gambling and vidya addiction.
im expecting some star citizen level type shit with "THIS GAME IS GONNA BE SUPER DUPER ULTRA COMPLEX AND ENTERTAINING BRO" or something like that. its guaranteed to attract in autistic man children who will give him thousands for a few months before realising that game will never be more than 0.00001% complete at any given time because Alex just wants to play vidya without actual consequences
 
Never understood what Saikou's daughter wanted from it anyway.
At least Satsuki Kiryuin kinda had a good reason to implement strage dessisions, because she wanted a PMC made out of school.
Here it just feels like unreasonable whims of a spoiled brat, but we being told that Saikous have autistically strict dicipline.
Alright, that's already to much of questionning YS the plot, I'm gonna need a drink.


I bet there will be at least one case of Alex sperging out and kicking paid worker out cause he would question the development in any way.
I'm personally waiting for Osana so to withness the glorious mess that will unfold during active development. This has a potential to be greatest developement shit show since Star Citizen an Minghty No.9!
I know it’s a common belief that the only way a shitty indie game can maintain an audience is to have a crappy lore, but how much more of a plot did this really need? Stop a girl from confessing to senpai by murdering her I’m the most grotesque way possible is all he needed to sell people on the concept back when it started. I think his over convoluting of the narrative killed interest just as fast as his inability to do anything right for over 6 years
 
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You know if Yandev stopped making Yansim and transitioned into streaming I think people would like him more. The main sticking point people have is his arrogance and laziness with yansim (also pearl clucthing over animu characters which is dumb).
He has a nice voice and he fills the creepy uncle angle which makes him standout. He is sort of comfy, in a goofy sort of way. With that said, he'd only be enjoyable if he plays not hard games as he can be a dick to his fans a lot of the time (addendum I meant to state that he's a dick when angry and he angers easily).
 
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Wasn't he know exclusively for streaming before he became "UwU precious devpai" and he got in trouble for streaming pirated games or breaking street date on multiple games? I mean sure he can try it for a bit using the yansim clout, but eventually he's gonna fuck up and ruin it without "game development" to fall back on.
 
You know if Yandev stopped making Yansim and transitioned into streaming I think people would like him more. The main sticking point people have is his arrogance and laziness with yansim (also pearl clucthing over animu characters which is dumb).
He has a nice voice and he fills the creepy uncle angle which makes him standout. He is sort of comfy, in a goofy sort of way. With that said, he'd only be enjoyable if he plays not hard games as he can be a dick to his fans a lot of the time (addendum I meant to state that he's a dick when angry and he angers easily).
I watched a couple of his streams and, no, his streams are crap.
He has good voice yes, but most of the time his behavior is qute dull so he only makes moody remarks on things, aside from occasional emotional outbursts and monologues about shit.
Videos in this thread are just rare highlights of him being somewhat intetesting.
At least he had good enough taste to stream Pathologic 2
 
Alex is in an interesting catch-22.
I'd say, he is basically Tommy Wiseau of indie game development. He too has enormous ego, doesn't have a clue about what he's doing (Tommy would say his team to build some scenery, just to break it afterwards and build it again), despite his passion, doesn't like criticism in any form (Tommy fired around 200 people, who worked on The Room), the harder he tried to make his creation look serious, the goofier it became, he and his creation are more just a meme, than actual person and product and he also has bad habit of abusing DMCA.


The best thing Alex could do at this point in time is to license the YanSim name rights to a competent indie studio
Why would they bother though? Brand is tainted and name "X simulator" is the product of middle 2010's. Yandere tropes aren't under copyright, so if you have any idea about what you're doing, just do it. Bonus points for making fun of Alex and pushing him into lawsuit threats. But if somebody does it just to spite Alex, he should stop right there

You know if Yandev stopped making Yansim and transitioned into streaming I think people would like him more. The main sticking point people have is his arrogance and laziness with yansim (also pearl clucthing over animu characters which is dumb).

Ehm, no. Most of these children watch his streams just because he is a developer and they think, that if they cheer him up enough, he will make his game faster. (I've seen similar behavior among Spoony fans). If he drops the development, they will just spam his chat with chalice and "are you coding son?" until they all will be banned and he will stream for 10-20 people. Also, despite streaming several hours a day, his numbers on Twitch are so not great, compared to views of his videos, which kinda shows how many people are ready to tolerate his crap.
 
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Wasn't he know exclusively for streaming before he became "UwU precious devpai" and he got in trouble for streaming pirated games or breaking street date on multiple games? I mean sure he can try it for a bit using the yansim clout, but eventually he's gonna fuck up and ruin it without "game development" to fall back on.
He was - and still is - a streamer yeah. But he was also well known to frequent 4chan and various forums like Gaia and Loserz. Gaia was where he made those posts about desiring to kill his parents and his insecurities with his personal appearence, and Loserz he'd constantly moan about not having a girlfriend.

I'm only really aware of his Rapelay streams, a game that was controversial enough to get banned in several countries.
But if he also streamed pirated games then, lol. Mind you, the infamous Cum Chalice video has him congratulating Nick on a pirated Warcraft 3, so must mean Alex was well acquainted with piracy and he made that video to be a condescending asshole, probably in a friendly way as friends do. So it makes sense.

Speaking of, I find it funny that Alex hates people referring to him by name unless they're his friends, apparently because of a doxx according to either Cleveland or Adolfin, I forget which. But he name-dropped Nick's full birth name in a video he posted to the internet. A tiny bit ironic.
 
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I know it’s a common belief that the only way a shitty indie game can maintain an audience is to have a crappy lore, but how much more of a plot did this really need? Stop a girl from confessing to senpai by murdering her I’m the most grotesque way possible is all he needed to sell people on the concept back when it started. I think his over convoluting of the narrative killed interest just as fast as his inability to do anything right for over 6 years

Funny thing is a lot of the questions YandereDev set up for the lore to answer either don't need to be answered at all, or have a much simpler way to answer them.

"Why does every teacher know Martial Arts?"

Considering how the School has a Martial Arts Club, you could just use the excuse that they learned Martial Arts from visiting there a few times (Hell Alex even said that Raibaru was very willing to teach anybody when she was the club leader). That or just say they used to train at a Dojo that recently closed down or something.

"Why does the Headmaster hate children?"

I don't know if Alex knows this, since he was home schooled for most of his life, but it's fairly common for the principal or headmaster of a school to be a complete curmudgeon who despises children. That really doesn't need an explanation.

"Why do the police not do through investigations?"

Also doesn't need an explanation, people can just accept this through "Video Game Logic". Nobody questions why when you beat up a Drug Dealer in Grand Theft Auto, you don't see the police doing a through investigation and eventually showing up to your house with a warrant for your arrest. Besides, his reasoning for it is terrible anyways.

"Why does the Headmaster have a Stun Gun?"

Just say that he is either extremely paranoid, and/or he is extremely protective of himself. Either way, it's a simple answer that also adds a bit to his character. The same answer could apply to the Katana.

"Why aren't Ayano's parents around"

It's a common anime trope to have teenagers live by themselves, doesn't need an explanation.

The only questions I could think of, but couldn't think of a very simple answer too are the following:
"Why does Megami know who Ayano is?"
"Why is there a ghost in the girl's bathroom?"

To be honest, both of those factoids could just be removed. The former would actually make Megami a bit more believable of a character and a bit less of a Mary Sue, and would still make sense for a playthrough where you are killing everyone (I think it's reasonable for somebody to bump up security in an area where they know a lot of people are going missing and/or getting killed). The later should have happened anyways (Alex stop pretending you own Fun Girl).
 
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why had god forsaken us to deal with this?

You know if Yandev stopped making Yansim and transitioned into streaming I think people would like him more. The main sticking point people have is his arrogance and laziness with yansim (also pearl clucthing over animu characters which is dumb).
He has a nice voice and he fills the creepy uncle angle which makes him standout. He is sort of comfy, in a goofy sort of way. With that said, he'd only be enjoyable if he plays not hard games as he can be a dick to his fans a lot of the time (addendum I meant to state that he's a dick when angry and he angers easily).
I honestly think that might have happened in some far off timeline, however hes a narcissistic cunt at the end of the day.
 
I honestly don't find his voice nice at all, he sounds creepy. It's like he has to articulate perfectly every word

And of course, his personality makes it worse.
Agree. And his laugh is unbearable.
 
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