Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

People are out on the streets doing exactly what she’s claimed over and over she would do as an anarchoenby or whatever and instead she decides to write fan fiction about her ghosts. It’s very odd to me that she isn’t even performatively outraged about the protests. She straight up does not care because it doesn’t affect her life in any way. She finally mentioned the names of police brutality victims only to attempt to profit off their image and link to her store. I’ve said this before but her utter lack of self-awareness, time, and place is just too much.

I love it.

She is performative outraged, it just mostly takes the form of reblogs that we don't repost here since they're not interesting or unique content.

She has plenty of random stuff along side them for some reason. Here is one of the more entertaining samples (containing a shirtless sexworker of intermediate gender)


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Yes Steph is absolutely suicide baiting and attempting manipulation, like we predicted she would. She learned "well FINE I'll just kill myself then" works to get out of consequences or doing stuff she doesn't wanna do and is stumped because a) we don't care (unlike her parents) and b) we don't feel obligated to pretend to care (unlike her boss or medical professionals). Suicide baiters get thrown in psych hold for a few days to teach them that shit doesn't fly as an adult, surely she learned that by being "hospitalized"? If she actually nutted up and did it we'd just give this thread an Inactive tag and say something like "rot in piss, nothing of value was lost". KF's non-interference policy means we aren't going to send the cops over there to stop her (wouldn't that be a gold star on the fucking victim card though?). So Stephanie, neck yourself, by all means. Or since you're not going to do that, get a fucking job, candida tits.

By the way, there are no herbal remedies for the ill physical effects of being a terminally lazy fatass. Just FYI. And we're not saying the art sucks because we're mean and don't like you, we're saying it sucks because it's objectively fucking terrible. Some people on here can see the artistic merit of Chris Chan drawings for Christ's sake, and even Amberlynn Reid's shitty poetry has a memorable line or two. Jude Valentin's photography and Tess Holliday's modeling are bad but at least passable to someone who isn't looking too hard. Steph's art lacks even that basic or ironic lolcow appeal and just straight up looks like an autistic toddler has been fingerpainting with feces.
 
Christ that's BAD. Hasn't the Floyd family suffered enough?

obligatory staph shout out: did it ever occur to you, my little disgusting little friend, that you aren't the only person to ever experience trauma? That maybe your parents, your father even, have experienced deeply traumatizing things in their lives? Things your weak, Purell slurping ass wouldn't have survived? No, it didn't. Because you only ever think of yourself.
 
Stephanie, nobody cares that you make art. We mock you because you have the ego to believe people should pay for it.

She occasionally got compliments for her more detailed doodles back in the day. Kiwi farms generally doesn't feel pressured to lie about a work either way and is probably one of the best place for SJW types to get honest feedback. She could probably get actual tips on how to improve if she made an account.

KF's non-interference policy means we aren't going to send the cops over there to stop her (wouldn't that be a gold star on the fucking victim card though?)

Non-interference policy stops when its like, serious things. No trolling, no swatting, no gayops, no interaction, but if you legit think a cow is going to off themselves or shoot up someplace or something you're totally justified in calling the cops in. Forum rules don't overtake normal laws and morality.

She isn't serious and we know that, and she lives with family so there wouldn't be much point in a wellness check anyway.
 
Stephanie sitting on her ass calling everyone on the farms fascist trolls instead of partaking in the one thing she’s sperged about for years to make a difference (even if she stands around looking like a tard, at least numbers alone do make a difference) is fantastic. I’d bet a good number of users have done at least something to help the cause and those who haven’t are at least less tone deaf than Stephanie here. When you’re objectively a shittier person morally than a bunch of weirdos shitposting on an internet forum, it’s time to re-evaluate.
 
Most writers I've met have some form of internal fantasy story that play out in their heads over time. Usually this is with their own characters or characters from books or shows or movies they like.

Imagine spending countless hours fantasizing about Michael Jackson whoring around with Jeffery Dahmer and...is Heath supposed to be the cishet ghost who is homophobic? I'm losing track of the story here. Ramirez is the husbando and "sitting back" so I think that rules that out.

Also white bitches who do nothing for the cause deciding they get to "check out" is the epitome of what Staph would call white privilege.
How much are the patches going for? I'm sure Attack the Block would be really thankful for your, what, $4 contribution? So generous.

I think Heath is the one sitting back, Ramirez is the homophobe ghost.

But yeah, I have found it pretty hilarious she's doing the exact type of things people on Twitter are scolding white people about; ducking out due to "mental health," profiting off of the tragedy (:optimistic:), only contributing to the cause through empty, meaningless gestures, etc.


It was better when she was using the fake names. Honestly she should just own it and use their real names, because everybody knows.
 
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We're the only ones watching you, for the record. The can't be bothered with someone who clearly won't show

Her Witch blog has a bunch of reblogs of "help the protestors!" type spells, if anyone wants to check out some side-cows.

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Art does not need to be good, but it doesn't need to be a goofy-faced dorito man scribble smeared with garbage, either.

I'd honestly love to give an actual critique of Stapphy's art, but it's not like she puts it in any sort of portfolio (which literally any artist right down to the overconfident DA teenboppers tends to have). Hey, since you read this thread, put one together! Honest to god I'll give an actual, point by point thorough analysis.

...I mean it probably won't be very FLATTERING, because that's not what a critique is for, but I promise I can give a much more thorough description of why I think it's fugly.
 
I'd honestly love to give an actual critique of Stapphy's art, but it's not like she puts it in any sort of portfolio (which literally any artist right down to the overconfident DA teenboppers tends to have). Hey, since you read this thread, put one together! Honest to god I'll give an actual, point by point thorough analysis.

...I mean it probably won't be very FLATTERING, because that's not what a critique is for, but I promise I can give a much more thorough description of why I think it's fugly.

I would love to give an honest critique as well!

I'm an art dealer for one of the largest gallery/auction houses in the world.

I could give her some real constructive crit. If she actually wanted it.
 
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