Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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I checked his graphetreon. A huge dip. . . that hits every month. I know people are being cheap fucks and cancelling their pledges every month, since patreon be like that, but am.I wrong in thinking these dips are especially noticeable in TDS?

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Though I do find it amusing that Asterios' patreon plummets every month when people are reminded they give him money, that's a pretty substantial number of Dickheads being scheisty, isn't it?


Asterios' podcast has gotten really really bad. I would drop it but I kinda want to keep tabs incase Siriancha makes an only fans.


Now that may be a weird relationship you fuckers should be digging your autism into.
 
I checked his graphetreon. A huge dip. . . that hits every month. I know people are being cheap fucks and cancelling their pledges every month, since patreon be like that, but am.I wrong in thinking these dips are especially noticeable in TDS?

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Though I do find it amusing that Asterios' patreon plummets every month when people are reminded they give him money, that's a pretty substantial number of Dickheads being scheisty, isn't it?

Large dips at the end of every month are the norm for everyone on patreon (especially at these dollar amounts), it looks so much worse because the graph scale changes based on the numbers. I looked at the big dip at the end of March it's still less than a 5% (about 4.4%) drop ($22,221 -> $21,106) that recovered by the end of the month. Anyone who wants to dive further and run averages can find the numbers here but I'm not seeing anything that seems too out of place compared to a nondrama-based account like sfdebris (his worse dip in the last 6 months was about 2.6%), when you look at the numbers rather than the graphs.

To be fair, TDS drops seem to be higher on average than that account, so having viewers tune out for a month due to burnout or a lack of interest in that month's content can definitely be a contributing factor. I'm just not finding the numbers to be worrisome at this point since he keeps regaining his losses every month despite being far past his growth phase. The most directly comparable patreon I can think of off the top of my head in terms of account age, growth curve, and including political/social commentary content into the show would be seculartalk and he seems to have similarly large dips as well.
 
I've always listened to TDS in the car during my daily commute. Because Corona killed my commute till now I have a huge backlog of Dick. Two observations:
1. It's amusing to hear old thoughts on the Coronavirus before they all knew how big this would end up being.
2. The interview in 199 with Frederick Brennan was really interesting and it was a nice moment when Hotwheels and Jersh buried the hatchet.

For whatever reason it bothers me to listen to any content that is remotely topical from pre-lockdown 2020. I feel like I have immediately shut it off.
 
I kept an open mind for this thread as a TDS fan who doesn't gargle his nuts, and at this point I've got to say that I personally don't see him as a lolcow. He had potential to do it but overall, this thread is clearly dying. The Hulagirl stuff didn't quite pan out and if it had, he'd definitely be a cow. Her email wasn't hulagirl86 on the restraining order as Ben had claimed and at best we have a Kik account which is inconclusive and a picture of her in somewhat skimpy clothing. I also thought he'd hit lolcow status when he called out Modern Medusa, but it turned out he was totally correct when he did it.

I can see why people dont like him - he's manipulative and twists events to make himself look better. The thing is, he's pretty up front about doing it. The community is cringy to look up to him as someone to aspire towards being, but I'd argue that they miss the point of the show and his character.

I am not the arbiter of who is and isn't a lolcow, so dont feel the need to sperg out at me and accuse me of such. Just my 2 cents.
 
I am not the arbiter of who is and isn't a lolcow, so dont feel the need to sperg out at me and accuse me of such. Just my 2 cents.

I'm glad you got that out of your system. I'm going to continue to laugh at and/or pity his extremely insecure behavior and not worry about whether it meets the Crimson Cuck's Lolcow Guidelines. The thread will wax and wane depending on whether Dax continues to provide such antics. I hope he does so we can drown out the concern troll essays his fans are writing about how he is actually cool.
 
I kept an open mind for this thread as a TDS fan who doesn't gargle his nuts, and at this point I've got to say that I personally don't see him as a lolcow. He had potential to do it but overall, this thread is clearly dying. The Hulagirl stuff didn't quite pan out and if it had, he'd definitely be a cow. Her email wasn't hulagirl86 on the restraining order as Ben had claimed and at best we have a Kik account which is inconclusive and a picture of her in somewhat skimpy clothing. I also thought he'd hit lolcow status when he called out Modern Medusa, but it turned out he was totally correct when he did it.

I can see why people dont like him - he's manipulative and twists events to make himself look better. The thing is, he's pretty up front about doing it. The community is cringy to look up to him as someone to aspire towards being, but I'd argue that they miss the point of the show and his character.

I am not the arbiter of who is and isn't a lolcow, so dont feel the need to sperg out at me and accuse me of such. Just my 2 cents.
I disagree. I'm of the opinion he's currently in the metamorphosis phase of being a cow, he may not be there yet, but a big beautiful bovine butterfly will eventually burst forth from the cocoon. We saw a major slip up where his ego got bruised and he lashed out, acting in really stupid ways. It wasn't part of his act and he didn't like being laughed at. He was, and still is imo, desperate to control the narrative and he's trying to do it Don Sargone style by sending out orbiters as minions to try and shit up the thread and shut down discussion (here and elsewhere). On top of that now people know exactly how to press his buttons, his former defence of "I'm a scumbag I don't give a shit" wont work as PPP, George Cuckzunian and others have indicated what buttons to push and how to push those buttons. Sure this event will probably blow over soon, but he'll slip again and someone else will step in to fuck with him and will have a blueprint on how exactly to do that. I doubt Dax is going to learn from his mistakes in this one, especially as he's surrounded himself with yes men who themselves are supremely retarded. It is only a matter of time, and done so incrementally by degrees, that he'll end up an internet laughing stock.

And speaking of his orbiters, Dax's meltdown brought them to people's attention. Ralph was already a liability, and has proven this fact over and over again. The idea Ralph is some attack dog to be feared is laughable, the guy is a thin skinned alcoholic who's frail ego has always caused massive collatarel damage to those he associates with. Erik Wong and Riley are reddit tier nobodies convinced they're somebody due to their proximity to Dick, who've proven they can't handle banter or pressure, making them convenient targets to go hard on if you want to fuck with Dick. Vito himself is a desperate for fame attention whore who reminds me of Anthony 'A-log' Logatto not just in looks or being very shit comedian, but in the way he is desperate to make fun of other people not for laughs but to simultaneously deflect scrutiny from himself and trying to use angrily shitting on popular and easy targets to try to advance himself socially.

And we all know this now because Dick couldn't handle people reading the JLH texts and instead of just letting Metokur handle Jesse with a "Why the fuck are you gay-opping me retard?" he over did it with doing it on the Killstream where he stacked the deck, muted Jesse to pretend he rage quit from being bullied and got caught doing so.

I could be wrong, and I'll admit it if I am. Maybe he learned his lessons, but I doubt it, otherwise he would have thrown Ralph under the bus and capitalized on the free out Maddox handed him. He's done neither so my faith in him not ending up a joke is not much.
 
I kept an open mind for this thread as a TDS fan who doesn't gargle his nuts, and at this point I've got to say that I personally don't see him as a lolcow. He had potential to do it but overall, this thread is clearly dying. The Hulagirl stuff didn't quite pan out and if it had, he'd definitely be a cow. Her email wasn't hulagirl86 on the restraining order as Ben had claimed and at best we have a Kik account which is inconclusive and a picture of her in somewhat skimpy clothing. I also thought he'd hit lolcow status when he called out Modern Medusa, but it turned out he was totally correct when he did it.

I can see why people dont like him - he's manipulative and twists events to make himself look better. The thing is, he's pretty up front about doing it. The community is cringy to look up to him as someone to aspire towards being, but I'd argue that they miss the point of the show and his character.

I am not the arbiter of who is and isn't a lolcow, so dont feel the need to sperg out at me and accuse me of such. Just my 2 cents.
Nobody's telling you that you must believe he's a lolcow, but he's a lot more pathetic than you give him credit for. I'm not going to accuse you of being a jannie or whatever, but ignoring the fact that he got so butthurt that he called up Josh to demand an explanation for a goof on Ralph and suggesting to Josh that he deal with the bad actors making fun of him, or the fact that he's become the epicenter of the gay orbiting and collective dick sucking that IBS has become.

I'd argue that you're still in the phase of watching him where you still want to believe that he's putting on an act and he's not really that much of an aggressive sperg in real life, but the sad reality is that he was always this pathetic or he's been wearing the mask for so long that he can no longer tell what his real personality actually is.

EDIT: @Popper Whiting I mostly agree with you that Vito is a terrible comedian with the caveat that his Gamer Girl bathwater video was hilarious. Ever since then I feel as if he's been trying to catch lightning in a bottle and it's never worked.
 
If you know something weird about their relationship, please share.


Ehh it all boils down to Siriacha goes to lots of places with weird people and it seems like they are rarely together. Combined with her personality and his absolutely cuck no offend attitude for everything in the universe. It smells like an actual cuck situation. Plus he is an absolute gossip and his continual comedic failures when he could have broke out two or three times. He is going to do nothing better than what he is and fall into obscurity. Asterios will fail because he won't take a risk for the rest of his life. Maddox took his balls.

Plus his relationship with Mumkey that fell off a cliff. There is something there.


Not to mention their stupid beef with a guy who owns a Garfield restaurant.
 
Asterios blah blah blah


Now that may be a weird relationship you fuckers should be digging your autism into.
I already tried to write a thread, covered some big fuck ups, no one was interested and got removed. Go write a thread on it and see if it gets interest. There can be two threads shitting on two people at once.

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You guys know Maddox did some really stupid shit trying to associate Twitters CEO with the alt right? It's actually really funny and stupid (I'm just kinda used to seeing him do stupid shit like this all the time). Why don't you go to that thread and have fun beating that dead decomposing horse.

Now that de-railers are out the way lets get to the juicy stuff...
I checked his graphetreon. A huge dip. . . that hits every month. I know people are being cheap fucks and cancelling their pledges every month, since patreon be like that, but am.I wrong in thinking these dips are especially noticeable in TDS?

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Though I do find it amusing that Asterios' patreon plummets every month when people are reminded they give him money, that's a pretty substantial number of Dickheads being scheisty, isn't it?
Asterios is gonna eventually either give up comedy to have a big boy job or give up a real job to fail at comedy. At the moment, these two things are at odds and eventually something will give. I highly suggest someone write up an asterios thread if it isn't dirrectly Dax related or lore related.

We won't see an impact on a patreon for a while. people may have gotten upset and pulled $5 here and there but Dax has successfully sweeped it up for a while. With the artist revolt it was a lot of unlikable people who most people didn't like anyways getting screwed over by Dax's shitty attitude, shitty responses, and shitty wishy washy payment system. Dick spun it to be about muh money grubbers wanting more money and his autistic fans acted like his personal army rather than think critically (kinda like what we see with the de-railers now).
PPP kinda lit a fuse of what has been brewing for a long time.

give it 3 months or so and check the numbers. People aren't gonna just jump ship ASAP.

It makes me wanna look into this GoFundMe shit more. We have 3 scams all cosigned by Dax. I remember rumors about a bunch of the people kicking back a percentage to other (not to Dick, but birdstorc) but I have to dig around to find those proofs and don't feel comfortable making that accusations.
It may also explain why Dax is defending Riley and the retard crew so hard.


Being able to sue social media platforms for unlawful breaches of their contract and their false advertising would be the solution to the "problem" of 230, not making them liable to every random nutcase who feels "defamed."
Just curious, wouldn't this effect Dick as far and social media reach or even NP2 itself?

Edit: NEW EPISODE OF THE SIMP SHOW COVERING "PAY ME TWICE PAY PIG"
 
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Ehh it all boils down to Siriacha goes to lots of places with weird people and it seems like they are rarely together. Combined with her personality and his absolutely cuck no offend attitude for everything in the universe. It smells like an actual cuck situation. Plus he is an absolute gossip and his continual comedic failures when he could have broke out two or three times. He is going to do nothing better than what he is and fall into obscurity. Asterios will fail because he won't take a risk for the rest of his life. Maddox took his balls.

Plus his relationship with Mumkey that fell off a cliff. There is something there.


Not to mention their stupid beef with a guy who owns a Garfield restaurant.

A simple "no" would have sufficed.


Also, the Garfield Eats nonsense is the only funny content they've had.
 
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lmao dickheads want Asterios to fail so bad both personally and professionally. Why? Because daddy Dick does, of course. Just look at this guy unironically putting someone else down for being a "an absolute gossip", on kiwifarms, in a thread discussing a show that deals mainly in gossip. I thought they loved "hot goss"?



I can't find the caps atm either but can back this up. Dickheads grifting on each other is just part of the fabric of the show. Right after Madcucks and Rekieta started their own successful patreons you saw a bunch of spinoff podcasts start up to capitalize on all the money being thrown around. The sales pitch for most of them was "support us to pwn Maddox!" and they'd have little celebrations every time one of them surpassed Maddox in patreon money. The same angle was used in Hazencruz's gofundme. Just get a load of all these Maddox references



The "Fatsmas Carols" album is another good example of this type of desperate cash grab. Dax had been trying (and failing) at turning Jarbo into a TDS villain ever since he made a video siding with Maddox at the very beginning of the lawsuit. It never stuck like it did with the Gunstream audience though, and the funniest Matt-related thing Dax could come up with was a Spaceballs reference (Pizza the Hutt). That didn't stop the dickheads though, who a full year after #bouldergate, recorded an eternity-long album of Matt-themed Christmas songs. 18 tracks of Pizza the Hutt references, fat jokes and cuckolding.


There was some fuckery behind the making of this thing too. First of all, MyRoom Records, the guy who put it all together, put the album up for pre-order on his website, which was a weird move for this kind of thing, but w/e. Then he decided to prioritize profit over actual comedy on this comedy album, and removed Dame Pesos' contribution without telling any of the people who had pre-ordered the album, citing "defamation per se" (Dame called Matt a pedophile) which I'm sure is a term he'd just learned from watching a Rekieta stream or something. Not only did people not know Dame wouldn't be appearing, but MRR also neglected to attach a list of contributors to the album until AFTER it was released and people were asking for it. Except he only ever put that list, as a jpg, on his own website. None of the other platforms selling the album list any of the contributors, crediting the whole thing to just "MyRoom Records".


So now the album is out, no one knows who the fuck is singing what on this trainwreck, and Dame Pesos, the main draw for a lot of people and probably the only contributor who has real beef with Matt, is nowhere to be found. But wait, the song Dame said he'd parody is still on here. Who's that singing, though? That would be Dax's favorite janny, Erik Wong! Dame hates Erik for stealing his asteriosisafatfaggot.com url joke, so this move was an obvious "fuck you" to Dame.


Dax's response to 2 of his closest orbiters using Dame for clout and to sell albums: I didn't know nothin!!

Dame finds this answer to be satisfactory and goes back to polishing Dax's balls.

I have another theory that MRR flagged himself from bandcamp for publicity, but this post is already long and autistic enough



I do not want him to fail. Im one of the five people who listen to his podcast. The podcast just does not lean into any of his talents. Boomer VS Zoomer and the bits on TDS did.
 
lmao dickheads want Asterios to fail so bad both personally and professionally. Why? Because daddy Dick does, of course. Just look at this guy unironically putting someone else down for being a "an absolute gossip", on kiwifarms, in a thread discussing a show that deals mainly in gossip. I thought they loved "hot goss"?



I can't find the caps atm either but can back this up. Dickheads grifting on each other is just part of the fabric of the show. Right after Madcucks and Rekieta started their own successful patreons you saw a bunch of spinoff podcasts start up to capitalize on all the money being thrown around. The sales pitch for most of them was "support us to pwn Maddox!" and they'd have little celebrations every time one of them surpassed Maddox in patreon money. The same angle was used in Hazencruz's gofundme. Just get a load of all these Maddox references



The "Fatsmas Carols" album is another good example of this type of desperate cash grab. Dax had been trying (and failing) at turning Jarbo into a TDS villain ever since he made a video siding with Maddox at the very beginning of the lawsuit. It never stuck like it did with the Gunstream audience though, and the funniest Matt-related thing Dax could come up with was a Spaceballs reference (Pizza the Hutt). That didn't stop the dickheads though, who a full year after #bouldergate, recorded an eternity-long album of Matt-themed Christmas songs. 18 tracks of Pizza the Hutt references, fat jokes and cuckolding.


There was some fuckery behind the making of this thing too. First of all, MyRoom Records, the guy who put it all together, put the album up for pre-order on his website, which was a weird move for this kind of thing, but w/e. Then he decided to prioritize profit over actual comedy on this comedy album, and removed Dame Pesos' contribution without telling any of the people who had pre-ordered the album, citing "defamation per se" (Dame called Matt a pedophile) which I'm sure is a term he'd just learned from watching a Rekieta stream or something. Not only did people not know Dame wouldn't be appearing, but MRR also neglected to attach a list of contributors to the album until AFTER it was released and people were asking for it. Except he only ever put that list, as a jpg, on his own website. None of the other platforms selling the album list any of the contributors, crediting the whole thing to just "MyRoom Records".


So now the album is out, no one knows who the fuck is singing what on this trainwreck, and Dame Pesos, the main draw for a lot of people and probably the only contributor who has real beef with Matt, is nowhere to be found. But wait, the song Dame said he'd parody is still on here. Who's that singing, though? That would be Dax's favorite janny, Erik Wong! Dame hates Erik for stealing his asteriosisafatfaggot.com url joke, so this move was an obvious "fuck you" to Dame.


Dax's response to 2 of his closest orbiters using Dame for clout and to sell albums: I didn't know nothin!!

Dame finds this answer to be satisfactory and goes back to polishing Dax's balls.

I have another theory that MRR flagged himself from bandcamp for publicity, but this post is already long and autistic enough
The best Podcast spinoff of TDS was Chris The Kiwi and Cantellion's podcast. It was like a real life version of Grand Theft Auto's parodies of Talk Radio.

It was also pretty funny when you killed it although I think the coup de grace was when Peach Saliva made Chris fall apart in a giant discord clusterfuck.
 
The best Podcast spinoff of TDS was Chris The Kiwi and Cantellion's podcast. It was like a real life version of Grand Theft Auto's parodies of Talk Radio.

It was also pretty funny when you killed it although I think the coup de grace was when Peach Saliva made Chris fall apart in a giant discord clusterfuck.
They got so butthurt when Cameron Clarke destroyed it. Like how dare he exploit a cow that we've been exploiting for years.
 
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Ehh it all boils down to Siriacha goes to lots of places with weird people and it seems like they both live their own lives that don't revolve around each other. Rumor rumor rumor, no evidence, blah blah blah Asterios.
Do some digging, start a thread on Asterios. You may want something harder evidence wise than "rumors" people haven't heard of.

I do not want him to fail. Im one of the five people who listen to his podcast. The podcast just does not lean into any of his talents. Boomer VS Zoomer and the bits on TDS did.
Kinda seems like you do when you bring him up outta nowhere. If you find him so interesting start a thread. There is a lot there, but as I said before I wrote one and everyone found his life dumb and boring.

lmao dickheads want Asterios to fail so bad both personally and professionally. Why? Because daddy Dick does, of course. Just look at this guy unironically putting someone else down for being a "an absolute gossip", on kiwifarms, in a thread discussing a show that deals mainly in gossip. I thought they loved "hot goss"?

There is this weird trend on The Dick Show where Dick has you as a guest/friend of the show and then if for some reason you decide you wanna not be on TDS Dick makes a massive stink about it. It's like Dick thinks he owns them or they owe him anything. When he flipped on Asterios Asterios did some stupid shit but I get why he didn't wanna be around Dick anymore. Asterios went a couple grand in the hole, Asterios didn't wanna torch future job prospects if the full time comedy (that was a dumb idea to announce) didn't work out, and Asterios didn't want the shitty autistic fans who try and fuck with everything because they think '"acting" like a stupid ill behaved child is totally cool' to be his fans.

Also didn't Dick take pride in refusing to pay for the Asterios invoice and try and shame him on air for his invoice being too much? Actually thinking back on it, I remember Dick made them all stay in some sorta weird community hostel type deal for the Chicago show and Asterios later talked about him specifically requesting his own hotel to "get his fuck on" and Dick getting butthurt Asterios didn't consider the hostel good enough.

I can get wanting to save money and cut costs. I can get wanting to have certain people share rooms to save costs. But how uncomfortable and weird is it for the "boss" to talk about an all expenses paid trip to (insert destination) then refusing to shell out to even get you shared rooms and make you sleep in some weird bunk bed set up, then when you send an invoice he screams at you on air over every little thing. How much would it of cost to set up bunking hotel rooms? Lets assume hotels were $100 a night for something like a motel 6 type deal. "Life Coach" (who no one asked or wanted there), Madcuks, Dick and Sean could figure some sort of cheap arangement of their own since none of them care too much about sharing space, Siracha and Asterios can share bunking, Peach has said her family is from Chicago so it's not imposible to ask if she can stay with family for a night or 3. How much would it of cost honestly? How hard would it of been to figure out? Even if it was a pain in the ass to figure out, you make $20k a month get off your ass and figure out how to keep your friends of the show comfortable while saving money.

There is a difference between being frugal and being a complete cheap ass. Overselling and under delivering seems to be a big part of that.

I realized there is not enough media here. Since I don't have time to indulge in my Reddit News game that I like to play, in the mean time I'll post some of the better stuff surrounding the Simpspiracy trash-fire.

intro to some deleted PPP stream is pretty funny

The Simp Show > The Dick Show
 
They got so butthurt when Cameron Clarke destroyed it. Like how dare he exploit a cow that we've been exploiting for years.
It's worth a listen. The show was as far away from an exploit as you can get, actually benefited Chris monetarily and tried to tell him to stop doing crazy shit. It was a microscope on the mind of Chris and was really surprised how well Cantellions was able to do it.

I hope Ben and Cameron Clarke realize how much they've helped Dax by shitting up this thread so much. They both gave Dax a fantastic way to side-step anything negative from the thread. In terms of optics, Ben being found out makes everything here messy. Cameron's petty a-logging antics to 'get back' at Dax is even worse. It's debatable if the driving force of kiwi-autism matters or not, but the optics of it are clear. Having both of these dumb fucks concentrated in a thread makes anything that comes out of here immediately polluted.

And now they're both shitting up the thread, back and forth with a different theory flavour each post. The shotgun method only works in short bursts, do it long enough and nobody cares anymore. The only thing you've killed so far is actual discussion on this thread.

Now that de-railers are out the way lets get to the juicy stuff...
Is this gas lighting or are you just that dumb?

Dax is a lolcow and one with a lot of potential. Turns out his two biggest supporters were Ben and Cameron all along, who stopped that from being realized.
 
It's worth a listen. The show was as far away from an exploit as you can get, actually benefited Chris monetarily and tried to tell him to stop doing crazy shit. It was a microscope on the mind of Chris and was really surprised how well Cantellions was able to do it.

I hope Ben and Cameron Clarke realize how much they've helped Dax by shitting up this thread so much. They both gave Dax a fantastic way to side-step anything negative from the thread. In terms of optics, Ben being found out makes everything here messy. Cameron's petty a-logging antics to 'get back' at Dax is even worse. It's debatable if the driving force of kiwi-autism matters or not, but the optics of it are clear. Having both of these dumb fucks concentrated in a thread makes anything that comes out of here immediately polluted.

And now they're both shitting up the thread, back and forth with a different theory flavour each post. The shotgun method only works in short bursts, do it long enough and nobody cares anymore. The only thing you've killed so far is actual discussion on this thread.


Is this gas lighting or are you just that dumb?

Dax is a lolcow and one with a lot of potential. Turns out his two biggest supporters were Ben and Cameron all along, who stopped that from being realized.
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