- Joined
- May 15, 2019
All the dick talk made me forget how hard he tries to appear over 6 foot amd then I realised this is just the latest in his humiliation conga so, so let's have a summary:
> had the chord around his neck in the womb (or at birth?)
> oversized waterhead meaning all sorts of possible mental issues (see: the pics when he filed the wrong Chris Hanson)
> dwarf proportions despite normal (but under 6'0) height that he is very insecure about
> blocky caveman face with weird brows, droopy eyes, philtrum, strange Skyrim meathead lips, that_bone_structure.png (compare him to his mother or sister)
> skinnyfat bastard with rosacea face
> too unintelligent and immature to bed a woman over 20
definitely a low IQ cumbrain whose remaining two brain cells are fighting over who gets to erect his dick.
If this were the middle ages people would keep their daughters away by laughing at him for being the fugly village idiot who can't keep his hands to himself. Pathetic.

A illustration of your perfect description.