Two points here.
First off, what makes your art cringy isn't the fact that you have the fine motor skills of a duck doing calligraphy, it's the absolutely insane shit you draw and try to pass off as high art. Your highly avant-garde, transgressive Dorito Trauma was (mostly) just ugly, your Literally Whitewash George Floyd (Money Please) is cringy. Anyone else remember the 'good art, bad concept' tag on Socially Unacceptable Art?
Secondly, hate to break it to you, but you having delayed motor skills isn't gonna win you much sympathy from anyone who draws. Iirc I've come across a person tangentially mentioned in another cow's thread (not for being a cow, he just came up) who has to draw holding the tablet pen in his MOUTH and that dude was getting commissions. Please consider you're just bad at art.
You'd be amazed how many of the really high-end working out there have disabilities or conditions that theoretically should interfere with them making art. I knew multiple who were varying degrees of colorblind (ironically, one of them known for his excellent palettes), a guy paralyzed from the waist down, and practically all of them had some flavor of mental issue that they worked around.
I had a teacher once, super recognized award-winning artist. Won't give specifics so as not to make him identifiable, but everyone in this thread has seen plenty of his work. Incredibly skilled, top of his field, his client list makes your jaw drop, known for being able to bust out breathtaking work in timeframes other people can't begin to compete with.
He drops charcoal sticks a lot. Drives him crazy and he's always having to borrow them from people when doing demos for the class because it happens every couple of minutes; he's sketching away, turns to talk for a second, and plink, there it goes. If you"ve seen that funny video of astronauts readjusting to life with gravity, it's a lot like that.
The reason he does this is because as a wee lad, fresh out of art school and already making waves in the industry, he accidentally cut off the thumb of his drawing hand with a table saw.
It's been reattached, thank god, and it functions, sort of. Looks gnarly as hell and the nail is completely black; he has next to no feeling in it at all, so he drops shit all the time because he just can't tell that he's stopped exerting the pressure to keep the pencil/charcoal/brush in place. When it happened, he obviously freaked the fuck out because he saw his entire career disappearing before his eyes.
He taught himself to draw left handed while his dominant hand recovered as best it could, and when he felt like the thumb was as functional as it was ever gonna get, he switched right back over and started drawing with it again. Using that clumsy, blackened, mostly unfeeling thumb, he's built his entire incredible career and is still painting at the highest level decades later. Hes also a really thoughtful, profound, personable guy who's never once tried to use that past misfortune as anything but a reminder to himself that he can and will keep going through literally anything because he loves art more than breathing.
Anyways, shut the fuck up and git gud like everybody else.
She's never pursued art, though. She's just picking it up as a way to pass the time but she's treating her pieces like they're this bleeding-edge works that are even more important because of all her victim points. She has no interest in studying art, she doesn't care about improvement, she's literally the type of person who sees outsider, post-modern or abstract art and is like "Psssh. I could do that," and then she does, and then she gets upset when people rightfully criticize her work for being both child-like and unintentionally nightmarish.
The type of art she's emulating is also falling out of style, and was considered tired almost two decades ago. Metamodernism is really taking off in the art world, evoking renaissance-era aesthetics while commentating on modern society. Yeah, you had a dude last year that taped a banana to a wall, but the dude who took it off and ate it made a far bolder artistic statement, whether he intended to or not.
So yeah, basically Steph doesn't know shit about art, she's playing tourist and is getting mad when people point that out.
wow, I, too, also was late in learning to tie my shoes and type without using all of my fingers. My handwriting is also awful, and some of the medications I take give me tremors in my hands. Sounds like we got at least that in common.
The type of art she's emulating is also falling out of style, and was considered tired almost two decades ago. Metamodernism is really taking off in the art world, evoking renaissance-era aesthetics while commentating on modern society. Yeah, you had a dude last year that taped a banana to a wall, but the dude who took it off and ate it made a far bolder artistic statement, whether he intended to or not.
Oh man, I dig it. Bless you Meowthkip, between this and your art earlier you've provided probably the only visually pleasant things we're likely to see in this thread.
Bottom also applies to lesbians, I think. That being said, Stephanie clearly has a kink for homophobic abuse, despite not being gay. She wants the person dominating her to call her a queer and other slurs. Her fetishism of pretty much every aspect of the gay experience and community is so fucking off putting and rancid.
Gross motor delay means she can't jump rope or balance on a beam. While these can be symptoms of a series disability (every see a downy jump rope?) they arn't a disability in themselves. This doesn't mean anything for her future development either. It sounds like she was just slightly behind and was provided resources to catch up. Its like saying "I went to speech therapy when I was 4! How can you expect me to give a presentation when I'm that disabled?"
Alright, I'll bite, I'll drop the PL-- A was a fat little potato on top of having coordination problems that made most sports impossible, and I fucking loved jump rope. If you can't jump rope by second grade you're a mega re'tard.
I could also point out that one of the most common developmental effects of being born addicted to drugs is motor delay, noted particularly in cases of babies born addicted to meth or heroin, but even in meth babies they're usually back on track by 3, so the obvious answer is that White Trash Momma Brown was addicted to heroin or scripts, as Stephanie's toothless bio sister likely also is. Would also explain her complete intolerance for stress and any potential personality disorders lurking under the surface [ Slamberova R (2012) ]
Bottom also applies to lesbians, I think. That being said, Stephanie clearly has a kink for homophobic abuse, despite not being gay. She wants the person dominating her to call her a queer and other slurs. Her fetishism of pretty much every aspect of the gay experience and community is so fucking off putting and rancid.
Not really - I mean, conceptually, kind of, but top/bottom really just refers to physically penetrating or receiving during sex. It’s not Steph’s fault it’s become a thing to pretend it’s a universally applicable personality trait but it’s still dumb.
Bottom also applies to lesbians, I think. That being said, Stephanie clearly has a kink for homophobic abuse, despite not being gay. She wants the person dominating her to call her a queer and other slurs. Her fetishism of pretty much every aspect of the gay experience and community is so fucking off putting and rancid.
Ngl, the 'I just want Hannibal to pat me on the head and call me a good little queer' manages to be so many different directions of demeaning, misogynistic, homophobic nonsense that I definitely raised an eyebrow. That's uh, that's some kind of praise alright, I guess.
Steph I know I've said it a million times already but fuck it: no you won't. You're too much of a pussy to even call them a cunt in their face. More likely you're gonna shit yourself, and if you do try to slap someone, you won't have the strength to do anything harder than a light breeze- assuming they haven't blocked it and returned with a punch harder than anything you could throw.
You aren't some tough strong independent woman that don't need no man queer that needs no cishet white man. You're a doughy re.tard with muscle mass in the negative thousands that cries at the slightest bit of confrontation.
Steph I know I've said it a million times already but fuck it: no you won't. You're too much of a pussy to even call them a cunt in their face. More likely you're gonna shit yourself, and if you do try to slap someone, you won't have the strength to do anything harder than a light breeze- assuming they haven't blocked it and returned with a punch harder than anything you could throw.
Maybe she meant magically slap? Like she'd run home totally not crying then send the Hand Demon out to extract her revenge. I could see her trying that.
Reblogs remain a strange mix of cat pictures, anti-police rants on varying topics, Adam Driver pictures, "Antifa totally isn't a terrorist organization" rants, "Creepy aesthetic" pictures (like a gif of pinhead licking a chick, two dolls sewn together, and that "I found bones" one. Some art that occasionally manages to be actually cool), and they're are a bunch of them on any given day. The sideblog is mostly reblogging spells about "protecting the protestors", most of which use lore that doesn't line up with Stapphy's at all (like one that mentions curses rebound, some that mention pagan gods, and a couple of posts suggesting that the Government and/or Nazis are employing their own occultist to combat the witches. There are a couple on self-help spells and how great dandelions are too, but its mostly the Witchblr BLM (without actually leaving the house) stuff.
This is the second time she references Hellraiser and I'd bet money on the fact that She's too much of a chicken to watch the good movies and too stupid to read the book.
I better not hear She's getting horny for Pinhead or so help me god...
Also, as an artist with tremors in her hands: Fuck. You. Steph.
Fuck You and your hamparte!
I don't usually subscribe to astrology, but as it's up Staph's alley, and since it is cookie cutter Scorpio and she isn't very complex as a person, this fits the bill.
1) Tries to be "mysterious/edgy/weird" and only comes off cringey instead.
2) Plays the victim, gaslights, is passive aggressive, guilt trips, fails to communicate (and lies about it when confronted).
3) Is incredibly narcissistic to a malignant degree.
4) Is sneaky and not very good at it.
5) Lies and does other unlisted unmentionables, then says it's your fault she did it.
Also, I'm waiting to hear back from a certain Kiwi about a piece of Staph lore they sent me a few months ago but said not to post. It's not that big, but it's the kind of thing that might cause Staph to flip out. Haven't posted it because no interfering with cows, etc etc even though I think we'd all get a laugh out of it.
I don't usually subscribe to astrology, but as it's up Staph's alley, and since it is cookie cutter Scorpio and she isn't very complex as a person, this fits the bill.
1) Tries to be "mysterious/edgy/weird" and only comes off cringey instead.
2) Plays the victim, gaslights, is passive aggressive, guilt trips, fails to communicate (and lies about it when confronted).
3) Is incredibly narcissistic to a malignant degree.
4) Is sneaky and not very good at it.
5) Lies and does other unlisted unmentionables, then says it's your fault she did it.
