Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Rod Dangerous]

Mr. TechTime is just now learning about cloud storage services, and he opens his most recent video with some rather bold claims:

A lot of people will hire me as a consultant for getting started on YouTube.

I’ve got a [social media marketing] video series that’s free right now—not gonna be free for much longer.

Following that last statement, Jack’s brain drops a cylinder:

I have a social media marketing. Not gonna be free for much longer.

He also spends an unreasonable amount of time going on about what a ZIP file is and how it is you open it.

It should also be noted that Jack—again—supports evil by recommending an app that was developed in a special administrative region of China.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

I'm catching up still, and sure I'm late, but what kind of godless heathan puts guacamole on tamales?

Well when you have jacks train of thought which is " tamales are mexican and guacamole is mexican therefore they go together" then it makes sense.

 

[Aaway]

is jack trying to claim he's gonna charge people to watch his "how to get started on social media" videos?

boy would that be something. and given how he sees himself as an important, celebrity youtuber, i wouldn't be surprised at all if he did it. just like when he thought he had enough of an audience to do the whole tiered membership thing

 

[Aaway]

gamer foods video is up

 

[Rod Dangerous]

gamer foods video is up

Listening to Jack lifelessly bumble his way through that advertisement was painful—it makes it hard to believe he was employed as a radio personality. Motherfucker didn’t even attempt to say the name of the Japanese ship.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

gamer foods video is up

anyone want to take a guess at the calorie count in those nuts that he said would last about an hour?

 

[captkrisma]

gamer foods video is up

Jack claims them bacon-wrapped Brussel sprouts are less greasy and more healthy.

Pulls out the tray

SEA OF GREASE.

 

[thedingledongle]

“Try to keep them away for starches and salty stuff...”

Proceeds to bring out prepackaged frozen meatballs and dump teriyaki sauce all over them. For some reason he sauces them before cooking. What a fucking idiot.

 

[Free the Pedos]

anyone want to take a guess at the calorie count in those nuts that he said would last about an hour? View attachment 1353360

That looks like it could make 1/3 jar of nut butter.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

gamer foods video is up

Jesus H Christ, my air fried Hamburg steak looks better than this shit.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

SEA OF GREASE.

C'mon dude, it's just part of his World of Warships ad to show the bacon drowning like they're the marooned crew of the Japanese, uh, Whatever It's Called.

 

[captkrisma]

Chef for 13 years

Amazed that wooden toothpicks didn't burn to ash when placed in the oven.

 

[desudesu]

Listening to Jack lifelessly bumble his way through that advertisement was painful—it makes it hard to believe he was employed as a radio personality. Motherfucker didn’t even attempt to say the name of the Japanese ship.

Seems like he was ad-libbing from a script too. I mean, most other youtubers would improvise on the script given by those mobile game companies and give it some pep, but damn, Jack's like doing some grade school show-and-tell session. He's also lying about playing that game because you need two working hands for mobile game controls.

Also what's with the whole random sponsored video all of the sudden, seems like these scummy mobile game companies will dish out sponsorships to any random guy on the street. Bet that fat fuck just discovered about these advertisers and probably inflated his achievements in an email proposal. He's really grasping at straws right now with an out-of-place video game ad for a "cooking show".

 

[JackDavis]

Jack stroking off them nuts.
"This is a popular one of mine. What you do is you grab the cup and shake a bit into your mouth like you're drinking. Not too much, be careful. You just want to make sure that this... uhhh... this is a tall cup. Because uh.. This will last you an hour, hour and a half."

Toothpicks: A gamer's best friend. "Once a tooth pick can pick up the food, then it can be eaten right away and get back to the game. Not a problem!"

I'm not against using your hands in food preparation, but who the hell mixes up meatballs and bbq sauce with not a spoon/spatula but with your hands?

Each brussel sprout is wrapped in one full 12" strip of bacon: "Mwah! This tastes healthy! This is good. This is good for you. No carbs, no sugar. Try this out on your young one while he's gaming."

 

[stets]

Also what's with the whole random sponsored video all of the sudden, seems like these scummy mobile game companies will dish out sponsorships to any random guy on the street. Bet that fat fuck just discovered about these advertisers and probably inflated his achievements in an email proposal. He's really grasping at straws right now with an out-of-place video game ad for a "cooking show".

Literally no one is Jack’s boomer audience is going to download that game. They’re flushing money down the toilet to sponsor one of Jack’s cooking videos.

 

[She Brings The Rain]

Also who eats tamales with macaroni? Arent they usually mostly eaten around New Years?

I'm from an area with a large Latino population, and tamales are made year round over here, but they're also a fucking commitment to make. Even though they're made in batches, I've never seen someone buy fourteen tamales because those motherfuckers are dense. The thought of eating six at once is nauseating.

 

[Super Hans]

Literally no one is Jack’s boomer audience is going to download that game. They’re flushing money down the toilet to sponsor one of Jack’s cooking videos.

Wargaming could be playing for the people like us that are watching Jack's content ironically.

Which is why I think I should point out that Wargaming is among the worst of the worst for F2P monetization. P2W doesn't even start on it.

 

[EvilDroid64]

Can you play World of Warships with one functional arm?

 

[KiwiJoe]

Sounds like a lobotomize or an alien-in-disguise trying to explain what a game is.
I think anything that involves Jack and vidya is pretty underrated lulz though, the one thing I wish he'd do more is that.
I'd love for him to stream a multiplayer game and see how fast he can rage on camera or shuts it down.

 

[DX10]

Doesn't Jack hate gamers? Why is he trying to keep them fed? Why is he trying to lie that he's a gamer?