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When will Jack drop dead?

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I hope they are doing an episode of Chopped with YouTube cooks. Jack does a pressure cooker chili no matter what the 3 ingredients are they have to use. The shot they do of the eliminated cook walking out of the kitchen takes 5 minutes.
"Well, they only had those judges doing the judging. They didn't have the entire production team, camera crew, network executives and other contestants judging the food. Plus, I couldn't use my freezerburned brisket covered in fucking coffee grounds."
 

Jack did a new jack on the go and it's boring as fuck. Skimming through it seems like he got the owner to do an interview so I'm 100% sure Jack will gush about this place being delicious and everybody should come here.

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Big T and her portion control. They ordered 24 tamales, she's got at least 8 of them and two sides in front of her just for her.

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Jack leaning keto with only 6 tamales and a nice big side of macaroni.

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Apparently one tamale is 284 calories. Big T eating 8 with 2 sides and Jack eating 6 with macaroni. Both of them eating over 2000 calories in a sitting.
 
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Jack did a new jack on the go and it's boring as fuck. Skimming through it seems like he got the owner to do an interview so I'm 100% sure Jack will gush about this place being delicious and everybody should come here.

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Big T and her portion control. They ordered 24 tamales, she's got at least 8 of them and two sides in front of her just for her.

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Jack leaning keto with only 6 tamales and a nice big side of macaroni.

Double Edit:

Apparently one tamale is 284 calories. Big T eating 8 with 2 sides and Jack eating 6 with macaroni. Both of them eating over 2000 calories in a sitting.
haven't seen jack's boyfriend mitch since the burger wars

well that was a snoozefest
 

Jack did a new jack on the go and it's boring as fuck. Skimming through it seems like he got the owner to do an interview so I'm 100% sure Jack will gush about this place being delicious and everybody should come here.

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Big T and her portion control. They ordered 24 tamales, she's got at least 8 of them and two sides in front of her just for her.

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Jack leaning keto with only 6 tamales and a nice big side of macaroni.

Double Edit:

Apparently one tamale is 284 calories. Big T eating 8 with 2 sides and Jack eating 6 with macaroni. Both of them eating over 2000 calories in a sitting.
What a sad looking plate. At least tamales are delicious, but it's so boring to pair them with some equally beige macaroni salad.
 
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Jack did a new jack on the go and it's boring as fuck. Skimming through it seems like he got the owner to do an interview so I'm 100% sure Jack will gush about this place being delicious and everybody should come here.

Edit:
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Big T and her portion control. They ordered 24 tamales, she's got at least 8 of them and two sides in front of her just for her.

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Jack leaning keto with only 6 tamales and a nice big side of macaroni.

Double Edit:

Apparently one tamale is 284 calories. Big T eating 8 with 2 sides and Jack eating 6 with macaroni. Both of them eating over 2000 calories in a sitting.


Haha, WTF?! When I saw the top picture before I read your captions I thought it must be a screenshot of them making a big batch of tamales for a CWJ video. Jeeeesus Christ.

Also it was mentioned a couple pages back in the thread, about why Tammy doesn't seem to have the health issues that Jack does despite being obese herself. I'd say it has at least a little bit to do with weight distribution. People who carry more of their weight in their abdomen have a much higher risk for obesity-related health problems than people who carry more of their weight in their ass and thighs. Women are more likely to carry weight this way, and also in the breasts, so there's less accumulation of fat around the middle like men get. Plus she actually has to go out and do stuff and can't just sit in the house and idly snack all day. I do think Jack probably weighs more than her, but they're both tanks.
 
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Big T and her portion control. They ordered 24 tamales, she's got at least 8 of them and two sides in front of her just for her.

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Jack leaning keto with only 6 tamales and a nice big side of macaroni.
Weird that these tamales look suspiciously similar to some my dad once bought at Sams Club a while back. I dont have proof and Im not saying that restaurant is reselling just store bought tamales, they just dont look homemade. In my experience homemade tamales that you get from like a farmers market or some Mexican guy you are acquainted with are a bit more irregular.

Also who eats tamales with macaroni? Arent they usually mostly eaten around New Years?
 
Weird that these tamales look suspiciously similar to some my dad once bought at Sams Club a while back. I dont have proof and Im not saying that restaurant is reselling just store bought tamales, they just dont look homemade. In my experience homemade tamales that you get from like a farmers market or some Mexican guy you are acquainted with are a bit more irregular.

Also who eats tamales with macaroni? Arent they usually mostly eaten around New Years?
Winter holidays, yeah. But you can really eat them whenever you want. Never heard of eating them with macaroni, but it's not like I'm trailer park white trash.
 
Weird that these tamales look suspiciously similar to some my dad once bought at Sams Club a while back. I dont have proof and Im not saying that restaurant is reselling just store bought tamales, they just dont look homemade. In my experience homemade tamales that you get from like a farmers market or some Mexican guy you are acquainted with are a bit more irregular.

Also who eats tamales with macaroni? Arent they usually mostly eaten around New Years?

With how much of a stingy bitch Jack is about restaurant prices, it wouldn't surprise me if his favorite places are glorified microwaves.
 
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