U.S. Riots of May 2020 over George Floyd and others - ITT: a bunch of faggots butthurt about worthless internet stickers

[LawTwitter is Dumb]

Heres some lunacy off my personal feeds that idiots I know are sharing.

*tried to put in spoiler before wasn't working, sorry this takes up like a whole page*

 

[tehpope]

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It’s always Marvel, Harry Potter, and Star Wars with these people. Also, aren’t Jedi pretty much like the space Secret Service (which operates similar to a police force)? Sure, Finn didn’t become a Jedi, but he was sure friendly with them.

Finn was a clone child solder for The First Order. He wasn't a cop who joined with good intentions. He was kidnapped, brainwashed, and trained to be a boogeyman for them.

Edit: thought he was a clone, since Ep. 2 established all the soliders were clones of Jango Fett. And I assumed that carried through with the Empire and TFO. I guess not if TVTropes is to be believed.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

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It’s always Marvel, Harry Potter, and Star Wars with these people. Also, aren’t Jedi pretty much like the space Secret Service (which operates similar to a police force)? Sure, Finn didn’t become a Jedi, but he was sure friendly with them.

Theocratic Space Secret Service that take children away from their parents to indoctrinate them.

 

[Green Man]

Yeah, I was taken aback by a TELEVISED fucking funeral, complete with golden casket and the whole layout, with professional shit-stirrers Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson present, for this man. A man who shoved a handgun into a pregnant woman's stomach and ransacked her house with four other men. Now maybe he actually got his shit together after his bid in prison, I doubt it though from the toxicology report. Chances are once his drug habits had reignited [which they obviously had] he would've run out of whatever money he had and been right back to turning over liquor stores and burglarizing houses. Obviously he didn't need to die that day, but I'm thinking it really wasn't any great loss. From the sound of it, he wasn't a good guy, and certainly not the martyr figure that they've made him into.

Same thing with Michael Brown. They called him a gentle giant too. Then we could see him pushing around some older shopkeep and stealing a box of shitty cigars. Same thing with Trayvon Martin. The only pictures they used of him on the news made him look like a blackface cherub, they didn't use any of the photos of him throwing up gang signs because of course they wouldn't.

Of all the people to have a televised funeral with guest speakers, I can think of plenty of other people who actually deserved that but never got it.

 

[Haramburger]

Yeah, being a member of the Combine Overwatch has always been a dream of mine.

Too bad you're getting monkey-pawed into regular Overwatch

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

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It’s always Marvel, Harry Potter, and Star Wars with these people. Also, aren’t Jedi pretty much like the space Secret Service (which operates similar to a police force)? Sure, Finn didn’t become a Jedi, but he was sure friendly with them.

The greatest victory of the boog will be recovering the original cuts of the original trilogy from the disney vault

 

[Focken Kiwi]

How do you separate yourself from your whiteness?

You apologize for being white and promise to choose to be black after you commit suicide and hit the character creation screen again.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Is that attack ad mocking the Dem controlled media Trump style? How old is it? Is it possible that things have actually been the same as they are now for 60 years and most of us are just too young to notice it?

By and large yes.

 

[Jarolleon]

Why do these people take their kids to protests? Let kids be kids. Even with actual peaceful protests it just feels like using them as props. Also when I was a kid I would be bored to death just walking around holding signs. It would probably have made me hate whatever was going on. At worst, these kids can actually get (and have been) hurt.

A chance at fame. If the cops unload the rubber bullets, you'll get to be in the important picture that everyone's talking about.

 

[pwnest injun]

Yeah, I was taken aback by a TELEVISED fucking funeral, complete with golden casket and the whole layout, with professional shit-stirrers Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson present, for this man. A man who shoved a handgun into a pregnant woman's stomach and ransacked her house with four other men. Now maybe he actually got his shit together after his bid in prison, I doubt it though from the toxicology report. Chances are once his drug habits had reignited [which they obviously had] he would've run out of whatever money he had and been right back to turning over liquor stores and burglarizing houses. Obviously he didn't need to die that day, but I'm thinking it really wasn't any great loss. From the sound of it, he wasn't a good guy, and certainly not the martyr figure that they've made him into.

Same thing with Michael Brown. They called him a gentle giant too. Then we could see him pushing around some older shopkeep and stealing a box of shitty cigars. Same thing with Trayvon Martin. The only pictures they used of him on the news made him look like a blackface cherub, they didn't use any of the photos of him throwing up gang signs because of course they wouldn't.

Of all the people to have a televised funeral with guest speakers, I can think of plenty of other people who actually deserved that but never got it.

I think they were hoping someone might do terror at it or something, because they actually believe that white supremacists exist for real.

 

[deeplyhigh]

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These usefull idiots are "protesting" for this.

Dreasjon Sean Reed Shot and Killed By Police on Live

Wednesday Dreasjon Sean Reed was Tased then shot and killed running away from Indianapolis Police. They did not know he was on Fb live with over 40K viewers....

www.youtube.com

That idiot was streaming to Facebook the entire time and the video shows him carrying a gun and shells ejecting into the air after he was tased. The cops actually showed restraint by tasing him first, and then he shot first, and they killed him. The officer screams out in horror after shooting him. But he dindu nuffin and deserves a protest?

 

[But I Digress]

Jesus Christ, ya'll was't kidding about homeboy's SOLID GOLD COFFIN.

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If they really wanted to fight white supremacy, they should have made it an open casket funeral. The second they popped that lid it would have melted the face off any nazi in Minneapolis!

Solid God plated coffin, fucks porn stars and disregards people in authority.

Trump and Floyd could've been good friends.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Probably late and gay but.



Easy to say when they live in places that hire private security so well armed they could stop an army or ten of joggers.

 

[Coffee Druid]

A chance at fame. If the cops unload the rubber bullets, you'll get to be in the important picture that everyone's talking about.

Sad thing is, the cops responsible will be tarred and their careers ruined, but the parents will get off scott-free from being accused of child abuse.

 

[The Last Stand]

That casket is worth more than some people's salaries.

I feel ripped off and I didn't even contribute to the fund.

If anybody deserves a big turnout, it's the 77 year old Black officer that was killed during these riots.

Is America just profiting off of dead people? Disgusting.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Probably late and gay but.

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Easy to say when they live in places that hire private security so well armed they could stop an army or ten of joggers.

Okay, in solidarity, they must remove all security from their houses and open all prisons

 

[tehpope]

How do you separate yourself from your whiteness?

You give up all your interests and you individual. Everything you do from now on is towards the betterment of black people and the goal of black supremacy.

 

[Jarolleon]

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.
You nigger.
You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the Baltimore of South America.
Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.
Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

Is this an alternate version of the Remove Kebab copypasta?

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I know I'm late, but I saw a friend post this last night.

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Had to tell her it's bullshit. No real police or military force trains for warning shots or disabling shots. You see a vehicle come barreling down at you, it can still run on its rims and unless you have something like a 20mm (which you won't), you can't kill the engine either. Broker her little heart, probably the next of my friends I'll lose.

If this was the RoE I know why we the Sandrats didn't respect us.

Escalation of Force Cards? WTF? Warning shots, MAYBE, in a Green Zone.

For fuck's sake, we had a car come at us during the Air War and we just lit that fucker up with the Sixty.

These guys are either full of shit or now we know just how far the DoD tied out boy's hands.

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

I find it sad that police forces usually have a good amount of black people in there forces, only to have the BLM literally point at them and call them "fake blacks"

This movement is so backwards, its against blacks