Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[fuzakeru na]

All of you spergs have sucked the fuel right out of the fire.

that's the plan most poofters use to control discussions they dont like. completely shit it up with a bunch of different accounts and make most normal users not want to come back to the discussion because its all shitted up. that seems to have been the plan here.

I'm not sure if that hatchet is truly buried or not... He seems to be having some kind of lovefest with Ethan Ralph right now.

https://archive.md/l4CcR

Kike Wheels hates Josh, even after everything, Josh still cucks for the cripple

 

[MemeGrey]

completely shit it up with a bunch of different accounts

Nah this is people who want attention and credit for bringing down Dick Masterson.

Sure there has been people who like Dick coming in and defending him, bringing up stuff already resolved in the thread but any attempt to talk about the show or Dick gets overshadowed with these faggots talking about themselves.

 

[Pissmaster]

Most of those who subscribe to Asterios are dickheads too dumb and lazy to cancel a $5 per month recurring charge.

It's kind of amazing how many people stay subscribed to Patreons for shit that's just outright dead, let alone going downhill. I kept up with Boogie2988's podcast's patreon for a while, the show was only active for a few weeks and then he just outright abandoned it out of the blue, but to this very day, there are two suckers out there giving him a buck a month for it. The last episode was May 13th, 2019. Over a year ago now. And there were still 8 idiots giving him money back in October.

Asterios could just record a blog of his random thoughts while he's taking a shit and still probably keep a hundred bucks worth of paypigs on board indefinitely.

 

[fuzakeru na]

Nah this is people who want attention and credit for bringing down Dick Masterson.

Sure there has been people who like Dick coming in and defending him, bringing up stuff already resolved in the thread but any attempt to talk about the show or Dick gets overshadowed with these faggots talking about themselves.

One thing that this all has done is made me unsubscribe from Dick on youtube and my fake twitter profile, tbh, I'm shocked I ever found him slightly funny anyway. He has banged on about the Dr Phil lost tapes for what seems like years and years and when they finally get released and you watch them you realise he's just a failed actor, a failed commedian and as fake as Thai made Rolex. Then you realise that his fake internet alpha persona is even more fake than anything else and he's just a middle aged fat balding mexican with a failed acting career, a failed comedic career, a horse faced really ugly mentally ill girlfriend who used to be a webcam whore and a filthy druggie degenerate who wears tshirts with his own face on them in his own leisure time.
The only positive about TDS, would be Sean but I can't watch that shit because every two seconds he's squeezing his jaw and face like a retard. Imagine how funny it is saying "Maddox Lost!" not only a million times, but a million times a day for years and years. That's the peak of his comedy.

 

[Kulee Baba]

FYI Dax is chatting with everyone's favorite Anime Lawyer.

 

[fuzakeru na]

FYI Dax is chatting with everyone's favorite Anime Lawyer.

even that cunt i unsubbed from, he used to make ok content before he went all in on the anime spergfest only to fail miserably because the lawyer they got is a total dipshit for now.
Drexel is for all intents and purposes a pretty good person to listen to though, very well spoken for a nigger

 

[Famke Slamssen]

The only positive about TDS, would be Sean but I can't watch that shit because every two seconds he's squeezing his jaw and face like a retard. Imagine how funny it is saying "Maddox Lost!" not only a million times, but a million times a day for years and years. That's the peak of his comedy.

I think it''s weird that anyone would watch TDS in the first place, rather than just listen to the audio podcast. That goes for just about any podcast with very few exceptions.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I think it''s weird that anyone would watch TDS in the first place, rather than just listen to the audio podcast. That goes for just about any podcast with very few exceptions.

Rogan is generally the only podcaster whose video format is actually worthwhile. This is of course due to him having a director who switches camera angles.

The few times I tried watching Dick on video was rather awkward because there's such disconnect when most are calling online.

 

[Garth]

Dax's spergrants are falling really flat tonight. He's lost his perspicacity.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

@KateHikes14 seems very upset with me and is deeply concerned with the quality of this thread
Huh, guess I struck a Nerve yesterday calling "not Marie" out.

A bunch of TL;DR stuff about Cameron Clarke, both valid and invalid

You have a point, @BIG_BRAD is autistic as fuck. He's an ex-Dickshow fan so it's to be expected.
However Clarke has been milking Dax for years, consistently gets blamed for shit that isn't his fault, and is a self admitted attention whore and obvious troll.
What he does is dumb and autistic, but Dax letting himself get upset over an obvious troll fucking with you is even dumber and more autistic. With out Clarke pushing JLH to tell her side of the story, we don't get the JLH leaks, the medium article or any of this. If you have enjoyed the butt hurt this thread has caused, honestly you should take a moment to thank the guy for his weird obsessive autism, cause with out it none of this would exist.

Edit: changed yourself to add Dax/himself cause I realized I worded things incorrectly.

 

[Ben Garrison]

MadDax was totally cool with that JLH medium post. not mad in the slightest

 

[Ben Garrison]

Even more not mad, I wonder what he meant by "pet" but then again hes into mint so it wouldn't surprise me if he was a degenerate furry. Also Nick please, EVERY migrane? Id like to think we have caused some of them too.

 

[Snappy Jappy]

Even more not mad, I wonder what he meant by "pet" but then again hes into mint so it wouldn't surprise me if he was a degenerate furry. Also Nick please, EVERY migrane? Id like to think we have caused some of them too.

Dick seems rather frustrated and upset as of late, something must really be bugging him...

Maybe he finally realized he's a 40 year old wannabe playboy living in a Million dollar garden shed with a crazy big-chinned girlfriend

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Dick seems rather frustrated and upset as of late, something must really be bugging him...

Maybe he finally realized he's a 40 year old wannabe playboy living in a Million dollar garden shed with a crazy big-chinned girlfriend

or leather face keeps yelling at him for challenging the internet to prove hulagirl86 ever had been an online name she used

 

[Garth]

Dick seems rather frustrated and upset as of late, something must really be bugging him...

Maybe he finally realized he's a 40 year old wannabe playboy living in a Million dollar garden shed with a crazy big-chinned girlfriend

Seriously, he's really struggling tonight. I'm not a fan of his. I find his spergrants really forced, but everyone on the stream has had to bail him out, or he's outright passed the ball himself after almost every rant, aside from the oh-so-original federal reserve rant. I tuned out once he started talking about "white privilege". Fucking Jewexican living in Hollywood. Please. He's attempting to pander to Drex and it's pathetic. But he's definitely preoccupied by something and struggling with playing his role.

 

[Kulee Baba]

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@KateHikes14 seems very upset with me and is deeply concerned with the quality of this thread
Huh, guess I struck a Nerve yesterday calling "not Marie" out.



You have a point, @BIG_BRAD is autistic as fuck. He's an ex-Dickshow fan so it's to be expected.
However Clarke has been milking Dax for years, consistently gets blamed for shit that isn't his fault, and is a self admitted attention whore and obvious troll.
What he does is dumb and autistic, but letting yourself get upset over an obvious troll fucking with you is even dumber and more autistic. With out Clarke pushing JLH to tell her side of the story, we don't get the JLH leaks, the medium article or any of this. If you have enjoyed the butt hurt this thread has caused, honestly you should take a moment to thank the guy for his weird obsessive autism, cause with out it none of this would exist.

I agree with your sentiment but not the conclusions.

First I wasn't trolled. I just spent an afternoon figuring out the origin of Cameron's revenge story. I got rewarded with Cameron bitching at me in my profile for "derailing" the thread (lol) and calling me an autistic Chinese Furry.

Secondly I'm not going to hugbox anyone, whether that's Cameron or Leo The Pirate. When someone serves nothingburgers like a stupid drama surrounding a MundaneMatt Christmas album I'm not going to pretend that's some bombshell gossip. And when someone makes a lolcow out of themselves like Cameron has repeatedly, well I'm calling a spade a spade.

And if you don't like my posts because I'm not going to just rampantly shit on Dax, well then as Cameron would say block me.

 

[ddlloo]

@BIG_BRAD isn't happy that I'm pointing out his insanity, I thought I was being very cordial.
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By skimming thru his Reddit history I've got a hunch as to what happened, please fill me in on any falsehoods bro because your Lunacy does make me laugh. Sometime last year Cameron's funposting irked Dax which resulted in him getting blocked from Dick's Twitter. Cameron has since then made it a habit of bitching about it on the TDS Reddit. Now I'm sure Cameron will say that his apologies and constant trolling is just for fun but when you take into consideration that he's been crusading against Dick for nearly a year now I think much of the sentiment posted here is rather genuine.

Spoiler: Reddit whining

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Cameron wasn't banned yet from Discord so he kept up some form of faggotry and pissed off Dick's most loyal of paypigs, the $20 ones who pay for a fucking live podcast of nerd gossip. So Dick booted him from Discord which lead to this awkward exchange.
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And now we're halfway into 2020 and Cameron spends hours of his day trying to topple the Dax Herrara empire by telling us juicy gossip of an ill-fated Mundane Matt Christmas album. But yeah I'm the autistic one lol.
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Cameron, you're a giant fag LOL. You should just fly over to Los Angeles and let Dax use you as a fluffer. The spot's open since Jamie's gone.

I knew Cameron Clarke was an ex fan turned hate viewer and troll, but I didn't realise just how pathetic he was lol. Literally acting like a scorned lover.

 

[Jarolleon]

So what's the lore on his NP2 getting cancelled? From what he's saying on the stream it really sounds like the bank doesn't see him as "Professional" enough to be engaged in a legitimate business of that type so they just assumed it was some money laundering bullshit the instant one of his enemies gave them shit about it and shut it down, and when he called them up he just got some clueless low level customer service agent who didn't think his concerns were important enough to transfer the call to someone in the know. Is that close to the truth?

 

[ddlloo]

jilted*

Well at least you're admitting to it, lol.

 

[Kulee Baba]

lol calm down autismo, I never claimed any of that shit was "bombshell gossip"



jilted*

I'm sorry indepth information of the scandalous Dick Show. You and Leo The Buttpirate need to team up and unearth the 9/11 of the internet.