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Letthepowerofgoutcompelyo said:
Who pissed in your cornflakes? Tell you what, if you calm down you can bite the crusty dingleberries from my sweaty, hairy musky asshole.
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Maybe you should put more effort into cleaning yourself and less into making up bullshit stories on the Internet.
 
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Trombonista said:
Maybe you should put more effort into cleaning yourself and less into making up bullshit stories on the Internet.
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Last time I checked parts of Kiwifarms was still supposed to be fun and for shitposting.
Why don't you clarify if we have to be 100 percent le serious everywhere and stop waving your imaginary huge cock in my face.
Modding here is the only power you have in the world, I get it. Calm your ass down.
 
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My stupid rightoid friend (as in: unironic neo-Confederate) posted some dumb takes on Facebook under his real name, people at his university are making fun of him, and now he thinks he’s going to get doxed by Antifa. I know he’s gotten kicked out of parties before for acting exceptional. I don’t know how I wind up being friends with these people.
 
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Trombonista said:
So you admit your stories are bull?
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Are stories of a emotionally stunted (ex)factory worker who does dumb things some kind trigger for you? Are we related? Do I owe you money? Mom was a bitch and I still won't pay for her funeral. She let all the neighbors fuck one of our sisters.
 
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Anybody else play this game?
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This game has a great soundtrack:
 
Hmm. Ran into a big life problems, which is good because problems provide opportunities.
The tricky part is chaining up to the series of defeats into an overall victory.

If all else fails, at least the status quo will be broken and it can open up novel situations.
 
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Every time I hit a two week period without having any alcoholic beverages, I always think it would be just fucking dandy to go on a Thursday night bender.

Now I basically set myself up for three days of mild depression as my body rejuvenates. At this point it’s becoming less worth it to get drunk for fun; at 23 I could get fucked up and go to work the next morning after coffee and a bacon-egg-cheese sandwich without issue. Now I need like three siestas, a two day supply of pedialyte, and a ton of fruit to get me back to baseline.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
Every time I hit a two week period without having any alcoholic beverages, I always think it would be just fucking dandy to go on a Thursday night bender.

Now I basically set myself up for three days of mild depression as my body rejuvenates. At this point it’s becoming less worth it to get drunk for fun; at 23 I could get fucked up and go to work the next morning after coffee and a bacon-egg-cheese sandwich without issue. Now I need like three siestas, a two day supply of pedialyte, and a ton of fruit to get me back to baseline.
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Did you significantly increased the amount of booze or you just can't handle it as well as you used to?
(If not too personal of a question.)
 
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Spamy the Bot said:
Did you significantly increased the amount of booze or you just can't handle it as well as you used to?
(If not too personal of a question.)
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It’s just getting older; around 25-30 hangovers in general start to take more out of you. My tolerance has definitely gone up though. What used to make me throw up in 3-4 drinks now only gets me mildly buzzed (not that I enjoy getting the spins). It’s just too much of a pain, but unfortunately the number one social activity where I’m from is drinking on weekends. Hard habit to kill since every social gathering here revolves around booze to some extent.
 
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I still see plenty of people buying Corona pissbeer when I go out, I'm sad such a low quality brew is still the drink of choice for bald mexican dudes everywhere. We must increase beer awareness.
 
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Letthepowerofgoutcompelyo said:
I still see plenty of people buying Corona pissbeer when I go out, I'm sad such a low quality brew is still the drink of choice for bald mexican dudes everywhere. We must increase beer awareness.
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Corona is perfectly fine. As a chaser for tequila.
 
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