Fighting for my life 06/06/20 - Amberlynn will soon be seeing her mother, for the first time in 12 years

[Turd Fergusson]

Unless she opts for no treatment so she can keep all of that extra money...

She might be stupid enough to delay any treatment till January 2021 so to enroll in Obamacare in November. After all, she knows what works for her.

The only reason that I can think of is that she might be too heavy and risky for cancer surgery and might delay treatment until she gets under the 300's. She would need to lose about 20 pounds a month which is doable. However, we are talking about Amber here.

 

[crawl]

Unless she opts for no treatment so she can keep all of that extra money...

i can see that happening.. she’s too high risk for certain treatments anyway. she’ll die from hysterectomy complications.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Didn't take long for Big Al to return to her true form. I note the views on this one are back down to her new (as of late, if you will) normal.

The way she's been twatting and now this is making my skepticism meter ping wildly. Like others, I think it's entirely possible she chose to mishear what the doc was telling her. There's nothing that gets people wound up like a juicy cancer dx except maybe compilations of animals doing cute things.

All these people with amnesia about who she is are making me laugh. They're just inhaling her storieslike she inhales orange chicken. Like some others, I would not be surprised at all if her mom had to "cancel" her trip for some reason, enabling Big Al to cry her eyes out about being abandoned once again. All those people would then rush to her once more, giving her the asspats she craves.

Couldn’t Becky make a good case for it in court, as she was AL’s caregiver and AL and mom are basically estranged? I know Becky and AL aren’t married, but still.

She'd need to hire a lawyer and she'd still lose. Blood wins.

The cow latched on to cancer, the cow is reborn and will now post about it all the time: she eats a lot because she worries about cancer. She doesn't exercise because cancer. Don't criticise her because cancer. How can anyone this to her because cancer.

It's a handy excuse, to be sure.

She stopped breathing during her D&C. They're not doing major surgery on her until she has lost a significant amount of weight, atleast 100 lbs. Which only means it's going to take longer for any procedures to be done, raising risks of the cancer going haywire on her organs. Depending on the stage, only hysterectomy might not work.

So she says. I have a vey hard time believing anything she says.

It should be noted that amber is absolutely deleting comments that aren't positive.
I left a random comment that wasn't patting her ass as a test and she removed it within 5 minutes, it wasn't even mean. She's hardcore silencing any negative comments.

Yes, she is.

 

[crawl]

It should be noted that amber is absolutely deleting comments that aren't positive.
I left a random comment that wasn't patting her ass as a test and she removed it within 5 minutes, it wasn't even mean. She's hardcore silencing any negative comments.

don’t want to discredit if true, but i’ve made youtube videos in the past and youtube automatically categorizes comments into spam if someone comments more than three things.

 

[497]

Back to normal. Guess the person that said that she'll be like "oh well" and just go to sleep and not wake up was right. She's talking about buying a bunch of gifts for Becky's nephew sister's kid. Still no mention of looking into health insurance, so fuck those hospital bills. She's going to be buying her mom's love.

Now I feel a little better about doubting that crying video at first.... I still doubt it because it reminded me of that mental things is scary video. I see her trolling viewers down the same path as always. The doctors said this and that, I need a second opinion, I'm on this diet, hey guize check out my new torrid haul. Q&A with momma Reid. People in comments: "So what's up with your cancer? "

 

[Moonpie]

I'm just gonna say it.
How many of you cancer survivors out there would have been in the mindset of getting online and making a video like this?
Sure as hell not me.
If she had found out it was truly cancer- I don't think she would be online.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

I'm just gonna say it.
How many of you cancer survivors out there would have been in the mindset of getting online and making a video like this?
Sure as hell not me.
If she had found out it was truly cancer- I don't think she would be online.

Thing is, lolcows aren't "most people". This bitch only exists to eat, she doesn't live like a normal human.

 

[DNA_JACKED]

I'm just gonna say it.
How many of you cancer survivors out there would have been in the mindset of getting online and making a video like this?
Sure as hell not me.
If she had found out it was truly cancer- I don't think she would be online.

One of the defining aspects of lolcows is a total lack of self awareness and shame. Amber feeds in the attention, and is too dense to see how bad this looks for her.

Besides, bills need payed, soon many more. This is her only source of income.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Fighting for your life you say?

Where can I bet on cancer winning in less than two complete rounds?

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I'm just gonna say it.
How many of you cancer survivors out there would have been in the mindset of getting online and making a video like this?
Sure as hell not me.
If she had found out it was truly cancer- I don't think she would be online.

On the one hand, we are not narcissists, as far as any of us know. Just regular people, dealing with their shit like adults. However, this bitch has been on YT for 6 years, and making a living from it. Her hyperventilating bullshit video and now SmugLynn, with her shelf ass ensconced firmly back on Pillow Mountain, is her normal. So it is unsurprising to me both that she's doing this and that people are falling the bait.

 

[Xenomorph]

boy is her mother in for a shock when she sees just how huge she has become

 

[Turd Fergusson]

On the one hand, we are not narcissists, as far as any of us know. Just regular people, dealing with their shit like adults. However, this bitch has been on YT for 6 years, and making a living from it. Her hyperventilating bullshit video and now SmugLynn, with her shelf ass ensconced firmly back on Pillow Mountain, is her normal. So it is unsurprising to me both that she's doing this and that people are falling the bait.

They are falling for the bait right now. In a few weeks, when confronted with Torrid hauls, eat with me, cook with me, make up tutorials, and no update on the cancer treatment, they will question their initial support.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I think we need a poll for who the next death fat lolcow who will announce they have uterine cancer. If you are a barren, death fat over 30 with 400 lb pounds of fat cells pumping out the estrogen, it’s obviously just a matter of time before riddles your inactive uterus with cancer.

Chantal, life by Jen, and now Amber all claim to have cancer....but oddly the cancer seems to just bide it’s time until fatties finally get a around to having a hysterectomy.

Im going to vote for Anna/Glitter & Lazers to be the next fat uterus cancer announcement. I’ll put the the Allah Akbar fatty second, she took a bunch of fertility drugs to get pregnant so that might increase her risk.

They might all have it, or early stages, but who can tell how often death fats actually go to those awful fatphobic doctors. Seems to take a river of blood clots to get the death fats into the stirrups.

 

[kiwirevolving]

This bitch said she regret not doing her makeup before going for her doctor's appointment under the excuse that "she needs to keep herself occupied from thinking she has cancer"

This should tell you about her priorities

 

[Punkinsplice]

This bitch said she regret not doing her makeup before going for her doctor's appointment under the excuse that "she needs to keep herself occupied from thinking she has cancer"

This should tell you about her priorities

Is this the doctor appt from yesterday?

 

[dingobaby]

Ugh that video left a bad taste. I don't know what is real anymore, probably just what AL wants. I think she did get told something over the phone, whether its cancer or pre cancer, who knows. I think AL probably got a huge dose of asspat therapy and now its silver linings and I should be doing more makeup stuff.

Is it possible that it is cancer and still waiting on staging info so she has no new info yet? A lot of you said that takes time or more work. I know about the stage 2 tweets but don't know how reliable they are. If it was just pre cancerous cells wouldn't there still be a plan for action?

 

[kiwirevolving]

Is this the doctor appt from yesterday?

I think so, either way, that won't be the last doctor appointment she'll have

 

[497]

When her mom comes Amber is going to celebrate by going out to eat. Not sure how the restaurants are in Kentucky right now but I think they are open but limited seating (does Amber count as 3 seats?)

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

Forget about Mom for a minute.

If Amber is already this cunty then she’s 100x worse when the camera is off. She’ll milk that cancer train forever. Dustin, Dana, Neckster, and the fag boys will have to deal with Amber’s demands. If they fall out of line, you know Amber will hold it over their heads 24/7. I hope we get glimpses of it because it’ll be glorious.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

She mentioned her mother was coming out for a week but didn't say when. The "visit arc" is going to be interesting. When people don't see each other for a very long time & I think she last saw her mother before going to visit Casey, you build up all sorts of expectations - either overly negative or overly positive. From the "I want my Mommy" stuff, I'm thinking Amber expects a kindly, selfless, redeemed mother. If she expects Mom to swoop in & "take care of everything, 100%, 0% nope. Mom has had her own life issues to deal with in the last 12 years & while she's apparently clean... we don't known that. As to Mom - yikes. She may expect an adult Amber & oh boy, is she in for a shock. Is she prepared for a wailing, whining 500+ lb. toddler who's significant other is a silent, sullen, zoned out zombie? How on earth will she cope with Eric? Amber may try the being on her best behaviour bit but that will last what... a day or two? Momma will soon enough get an eye & ear full of the current realities.

As to the wisdom of uploading her pre-recorded crap... could be a huge mistake in regards to the new Ambabies because nothing will give them a better idea of what she's really like. They might initially think that her 'diagnosis' will have scared the idiocy out of her & most importantly, they'll be watching for clues about that. Any slip in her facade & they'll turn into haters.

She hasn't mentioned her weight, instead vague posting about "taking care of muh hulth". Spell it out Amber... while you wait for your appointments & bewildering rounds of testing that you're in no way prepared for - just what are you doing to take care of your health right now? Getting your food intake under control is something you CAN do without specific instructions from your doctor.... wait, I'm an idiot, all sorts of idiot. Watch her say she's waiting for exact instructions from her doctor about a diet because: "I don't want to make mistakes." or some such bullshit.

Pretty sure she said Thursday or Friday that her appointment was in 2 weeks - so around mid month. In the meantime, if the doc gave her "all sorts of information" over the phone, how about some specifics? No details - no buy.