Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[soy_king]

Regarding him associating with pedos, I'm assuming you're referring to Digibro and Zoom.

Not gonna lie, but I will always remember the hurt in Dick's voice when Zoom came on to the Rackets stream and publicly doxed his address, amd he was like "Aw man, what happened to you? (I thought you were going to come on to suck my balls like everyone else, but instead you tell everyone where my mansion is?)" That shit was priceless.

In terms of pure speculation, how long will it be until some of the NP2 creators turn on Dick for not getting them their money, and who will be first?

 

[Sped Xing]

In terms of pure speculation, how long will it be until some of the NP2 creators turn on Dick for not getting them their money, and who will be first?

https://youtu.be/LdF_Vo4B6Ms

Rare footage of an NP2 creator

 

[soy_king]

https://youtu.be/LdF_Vo4B6Ms

Rare footage of an NP2 creator

We may have found another one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS_zE0DTWIU

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Every time someone comments on how cancerous the thread is, I really hear "Why are we still talking about Dick as if he's a lolcow? You guys are just sexless A-logs jealous of the Alpha Chad!" If you don't like the direction the thread is going, no one is telling you to stay. If someone is being an autistic faggot shitting up the thread, they will be called out, mocked, or (sadly) threadbanned. Finally, if Dax doesn't do anything lulzy or attract controversy, the thread will die on its own accord.

Now that things have calmed down a bit, there’s been a concerted effort to downplay Maddax’s lolcow behavior as if everyone forgot the last 100+ pages. If the thread really is dead, constantly bumping it by writing essays on how Dick is totally not a lolcow will get the exact opposite results.

 

[Famke Slamssen]

There are more posts about the people downplaying his spergouts than there are people downplaying his spergouts.

 

[AnOminous]

Every time someone comments on how cancerous the thread is, I really hear "Why are we still talking about Dick as if he's a lolcow? You guys are just sexless A-logs jealous of the Alpha Chad!" If you don't like the direction the thread is going, no one is telling you to stay. If someone is being an autistic faggot shitting up the thread, they will be called out, mocked, or (sadly) threadbanned. Finally, if Dax doesn't do anything lulzy or attract controversy, the thread will die on its own accord.

Dick isn't a lolcow.

 

[Ol' Slag]

My only question is when did Dax get so fucking ugly?

In high school he was an average to above average looking guy.

Now he is fucking hideous. Does he have some disease?

 

[AnOminous]

Now he is fucking hideous. Does he have some disease?

He is now an Internet celebrity. So there's a reverse picture of Dorian Gray thing going on there.

 

[Kulee Baba]

My only question is when did Dax get so fucking ugly?

In high school he was an average to above average looking guy.

Now he is fucking hideous. Does he have some disease?

The long hair makes him look like shit. He looks like fucking Gallagher now. Just compare him to 3 years when he wasn't trying to look like a beach bum.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

There are more posts about the people downplaying his spergouts than there are people downplaying his spergouts.

Not to worry, there will be many more socks created to remind us all how cool of a guy and totally not mad at all he actually is.

 

[Table Country]

Now that things have calmed down a bit, there’s been a concerted effort to downplay Maddax’s lolcow behavior as if everyone forgot the last 100+ pages. If the thread really is dead, constantly bumping it by writing essays on how Dick is totally not a lolcow will get the exact opposite results.

Fuck's sake all I asked was what was going on in this stupid thread. I'm sorry for housing such foolish pro-Mad Dax opinions like "man this thread is fucking gay" or "could these faggots not descend into fingerpointing and slapfighting every other page". Next time I'll remember to post some broom and corn emojis or say something homoerotic about PPP to prove my undying loyalty to the cause.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Spoiler: Video Analysis where Tyler Texas is mentioned.

Snip, but watch vid clip if you didn't

So what stands out to me here is how just the mention of Tyler Texas sends Dick into a crazy rant about his ex relationship with Jamie. He can't even help himself, but the mood swing throws me as odd. He's super excited at first, then flies into "a rage" about Jamie but has isolated himself so much in his hugbox he doesn't realize people don't know what the fuck is going on (Ty Beard and to an extent Drexel). Nick (who seems fairly drama free) interjects trying to save Dick from embarrassing himself, but Dax can't help but shit all over JLH like he's doing his own show.

"That fucking ho" "that fake titted ho"... Don't ask how I know, but the boob job thing about JLH is true. I think we are going to start seeing a point where Dax is so pissed off about the JLH leaks he starts dropping private info. We already have seen a bit of this addressed in the JLH medium article with Dax telling his fanboys about her drug use, issues with money, etc. If you aren't familiar with why Dax would tell fanbois this it's because the JLH rumors have been around a while and people have been poking for a while with weird half answers and rumors of how alpha chad Dax was. Funny thing, Dax only drops little bits of "hawt gauze" to either act as a warning shot or as a counter punch. Dick is in a weird spot where he pretended to not be bothered or upset by the JLH leaks and already counter punched. Nick on Rackets stream (PPP incident) was supposed to be a victory lap for stomping Jesse on the Killstream, but turned into what we saw.
Dax is in a weird position, attack her more when she is not doing anything or talking to anyone or speaking out anymore which makes him look bitter and bothered, which then makes him look like all the poking fun at him is making him crack (making him the same as Maddox who he's built his career off of shitting on/working with). Dax could also just let it go and take the L, but that also is a problem for Dax because he will have to confess to very uncomfortable things, admit a woman bested the ultimate alpha chad, admit he was trying to get out ahead of this issue in order to control the narrative because on the inside he was hurt by it, and a whole bunch of gay humanizing shit that his pay piggies would shit on him for more. He'd also have to pretend none of this is bothering him, which it very clearly is. Wonder if he will just go full nuclear and lose it.

Sorry, back to video analysis. Nick interjects trying to save Dick from embarrassing himself, but is cut off too soon. After Dax makes himself look like a bitter ex boyfriend trying to downplay what they were, Nick reminds Dax "Ummmmm she knows my family in Texas." in other words "Can you quit your shit or do it someone else. People here don't wanna hear you piss and moan."

Dax, it's just someone mentioning a small town a few minutes outside of Austin not an invitation to cry about your sorta ex who said mean things about you on the internet and cry about cyber bullying.

Spoiler: GoFundMe strangeness, scams, and the rigging of the rage lottery.

Back to some of the GoFundMe weirdness. I had almost forgot but the timeline of when the guy with the dead GF happened during the artist revolt, specifically after Dick talked about how generous he is as a counter to the claims he doesn't pay invoices, then Dick made a big show of given more money than anyone over this poor random fans dead wife. It came out of nowhere in retrospect given what we know now, and remembering how weird the timing was on this I suspect there is something waaaaaaaay fishier going on here.

Dick has done stuff where people he knows fake shit. An early episode controversy was the "rage lottery winner" (a patreon tier reward) was a stand up/improve comic buddy of his. Dick admitted it when he got caught (in a weasley way) and decided opening up the flood gates to let everyone rage on his show was the best solution. Now anyone can call 212-867-5309 and drop a voicemail that could get picked to be played on the show, a perfectly fine solution to something that isn't that big a deal to get caught doing (and to be fair was done for entertainment purposes so intentions were at least good).

But there is a difference between getting caught rigging a lottery to keep the first winner from being a sperg who embarasses themselves, and whatever this weird dead wife shit with GoFundMe is that is used to shield yourself in a cloak of generosity. At best, Dax is not doing any research into a GoFundMe scam to seem cool and generous to deflect from the artist revolt claims. At worse, he's doing weird money kickback shit with scummy people. BTW in case you aren't aware
Riley did scummy GoFundMe stuff
And the idiot was stupid enough to brag about his dumb shit buying Dick and co lapdances
Hazencruz also used to did the same thing
Huh..... all created by BirdStorc.
I have to Dig but there are pics of BirdStorc and Dick at a Covid 19 protest together, he runs stuff for CUNT network (Dick's sorta Network) and it's know Birdstorc and Riley live together.

Spoiler: Shit Dick hasn't delivered on

Dick, where is you book Not Safe For Women? You announced it back during the lolsuit and have given no updates.
Where is the "silly pants skating routine"? Sure it's a dumb thing for anyone to actually care about but for over $20k a month, I think you can find the time to humor a small request.
You have issues releasing Bonus episodes every month.
Many people think this is gonna be a sudden burn out, but this is gonna be more like spoony. A slow burn of a once loved creator who slowly becomes more lazy, self absorbed and shitty because they never deliver on their promises.

Kinda off tangent but why the hell does anyone give Metokur money right now. He's not making videos, not doing streams, he's done nothing for months other than an occasional stream appearance here and there. Just like with Spoony people are paying him for nothing. Meh, I'll take my bitching to his thread.

 

[Weird Ages]

The long hair makes him look like shit.

Glad I'm not the only one that noticed. Dax might be one of the few people that look better bald than with hair.

 

[Clark_Ashton]

Everybody with a small round head looks better with short hair, even women (example: Shirley MacLaine)

 

[Ben Garrison]

Glad I'm not the only one that noticed. Dax might be one of the few people that look better bald than with hair.

Maybe since he loved sucking protestor dick, he should #goBaldforBLM

 

[not william stenchever]

This fucker tried his hardest to ruin an interesting Rackets stream with Drexel on Friday. He essentially introduced himself with the thesis "I AM LOUD THEREFORE FUNNY". I would not be upset if he fucking necked himself.

Judge a man by the quality of his enemies. This man's arch rival was fucking Maddox.

 

[Hazel Motes]

This fucker tried his hardest to ruin an interesting Rackets stream with Drexel on Friday. He essentially introduced himself with the thesis "I AM LOUD THEREFORE FUNNY". I would not be upset if he fucking necked himself.

Judge a man by the quality of his enemies. This man's arch rival was fucking Maddox.

Ah yes, the worst aspects of It's Always Sunny school of comedy. This is why I can't finish a single one of Dax's podcasts. Even the Sam Hyde interview.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Spoiler: Reddit News/Game

Reddit News/Game

I finally have some time to get back to my favorite game
First off, credit where credit is due. The #1 post is funny, even if it is the same Maddox bashing dead horse.
Maybe there has been some self reflection and some self awareness has finally kicked in lets see what the #2 post is

... I don't get it ZandwicH12 by the looks of it not many people in the comments do either

Something Armenian? Lets force a Maddox joke! Even the fans have even become self aware on this.

I'd like to tame a moment to explain to the shit posting of the TDS reddit as if you are a brand new person who didn't waste multiple years of your life listening to a lazy douche in his late thirties jerk himself off, you don't get it and have no clue wtf any of this gay shit is.

#3 is just randumb humor attention whore crap.
#4 is from a user called Chaos Cowboy his whole thing is he acts like an asshole and blocks everyone who is mean to him and brags about how many people he blocks because.... comedy? No one knows if he's being serious or just trying to stir the pot to add more people to his block list and then post proudly how many people he blocked.
#5 is Larry posting. These are forced meme spammed photoshops of "That Larry Show" (originally on TDS as "Mr. Velvet" and long time friend of Dick that have become known as Larry posting. Again, Randumb "humor"
#6 is Scott Zoloft. His whole thing is to write dumb random shit and act as if he does not understand how Reddit works. People have questioned if he would be liked at all if he didn't have a custom avatar flair.
#7 is in the early days people used to do nothing but non stop suggest on this reddit internet nobodies for their internet nobody podcast host to interview.

That was actually pretty funny guy who hides behind his block button. At least Jesse Lee Peterson gets off his ass and does the shit he says he's going to do.

You'll notice a trend. A lot of posters are attention seekers trying to weave some sort of lore about themselves into the Dick show.

The rest in the Top 25 is all boring yesterdays left over crap not worth going over.

Spoiler: Onision, please join NP2!

I am a bit creeped out in retrospect peicing together the Mint Salad drama & how Dick treats women in the JLH leaks because it kind of sheds a new angle on how desperately Dick was trying to get Onision to desperately join New Project 2 and be his friend.

Just clips, if someone can find the full episode it really is way creepier, especially when he tells Onision how much he loves everything he does and how he treats women. It's more creepy and weird than anything illegal just to be clear. It's like Dax looks up to Onision.

Edit: found the full stream

 

[Tramadol]

Ben/lpup/Cuckzunian/Literally Hitler claimed that Dick Masterson had left the discord server called "The Dick Show:Game Night"

being the supra srs investigative journalist i am, I dm'd dick asking if he left the server

Ben being the bad guy he fesses up and admits he was wrong

Dick claims he stopped posting because Ben is an alog or something lol.

@George Cuckzunian you dumbass lmao

 

[AnOminous]

The long hair makes him look like shit. He looks like fucking Gallagher now.

He's at serious risk of becoming a one note comic like Gallagher, too. All Gallagher does now is scream insanely about how much he hates fags.

Maybe since he loved sucking protestor dick, he should #goBaldforBLM

The last thing he should do is become even more like Ouzounian.