Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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NeoGAF Lurker said:
Modern Medusa was working on sending an invite to JLH for her to register and tell her side of the story. I encourage her to register. So much shit is left on the table without additional details from her.



Change fags to “f-slurs” and what’s the difference?
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@newsbabe was banned for saying the Z word according to her user profile.
 
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George Cuckzunian said:
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I finally have some time to get back to my favorite game
First off, credit where credit is due. The #1 post is funny, even if it is the same Maddox bashing dead horse.
Maybe there has been some self reflection and some self awareness has finally kicked in lets see what the #2 post is
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... I don't get it ZandwicH12 by the looks of it not many people in the comments do either
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Something Armenian? Lets force a Maddox joke! Even the fans have even become self aware on this.

I'd like to tame a moment to explain to the shit posting of the TDS reddit as if you are a brand new person who didn't waste multiple years of your life listening to a lazy douche in his late thirties jerk himself off, you don't get it and have no clue wtf any of this gay shit is.
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#3 is just randumb humor attention whore crap.
#4 is from a user called Chaos Cowboy his whole thing is he acts like an asshole and blocks everyone who is mean to him and brags about how many people he blocks because.... comedy? No one knows if he's being serious or just trying to stir the pot to add more people to his block list and then post proudly how many people he blocked.
#5 is Larry posting. These are forced meme spammed photoshops of "That Larry Show" (originally on TDS as "Mr. Velvet" and long time friend of Dick that have become known as Larry posting. Again, Randumb "humor"
#6 is Scott Zoloft. His whole thing is to write dumb random shit and act as if he does not understand how Reddit works. People have questioned if he would be liked at all if he didn't have a custom avatar flair.
#7 is in the early days people used to do nothing but non stop suggest on this reddit internet nobodies for their internet nobody podcast host to interview.
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That was actually pretty funny guy who hides behind his block button. At least Jesse Lee Peterson gets off his ass and does the shit he says he's going to do.

You'll notice a trend. A lot of posters are attention seekers trying to weave some sort of lore about themselves into the Dick show.

The rest in the Top 25 is all boring yesterdays left over crap not worth going over.

I am a bit creeped out in retrospect peicing together the Mint Salad drama & how Dick treats women in the JLH leaks because it kind of sheds a new angle on how desperately Dick was trying to get Onision to desperately join New Project 2 and be his friend.
Just clips, if someone can find the full episode it really is way creepier, especially when he tells Onision how much he loves everything he does and how he treats women. It's more creepy and weird than anything illegal just to be clear. It's like Dax looks up to Onision.

Edit: found the full stream
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Chaos Cowboy is actually pretty funny. Most of the sub hates him because part of his whole shtick is to make fun of people who play video games and he denounces hypergamous lifestyles. This is both an attack on the posters of the sub as well as their internet dad. He's actually just a dumb gimmick account but the reddit hugbox is what it is and people hate him for it.

I'm somewhat ashamed to admit it but I find the Larry posts to be hilarious, but generally speaking they're only good when the guy with Yam in his username makes them. most others don't get the joke and ruin them, cowboy included.

The only thing on that sub worse than all of the MDE edgelords and the shitty far right political crybabies is Scott Zoloft. He's never been funny.

I don't know how TDS stacks up against other "communities", but the subreddit alone would be enough for a thread if it wasn't such a one-note affair. As Cameron Clarke 2.0 I imagine you have a lot more dirt on these guys from their discord etc. Please post some gems, because his active fanbase is just the fucking worst.
 
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Bonk said:
Ben/lpup/Cuckzunian/Literally Hitler claimed that Dick Masterson had left the discord server called "The Dick Show:Game Night"View attachment 1358480
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Ben being the bad guy he fesses up and admits he was wrong

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@George Cuckzunian you dumbass lmao
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This is turning into another Trashfire isn't it?
 
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0482040707 said:
I was responding directly to something someone else posted. Blame them for bringing up a reddit account that as far as I know hasn't ever posted here, or even referenced Dick in a serious way.
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Dude, you're taking the comments of a belligerent drunk way too seriously. Calm down, this isn't your day job.

EDIT: I'm still standing by everything I've said.
 
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soy_king said:
Dude, you're taking the comments of a belligerent drunk way too seriously. Calm down, this isn't your day job.

EDIT: I'm still standing by everything I've said.
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We're dealing with Dax, a thin skinned f-slur who cries about how he's constantly under attack from Maddox and makes $20k a month. The account is less than a week old...
This actually may be this persons day job.
 
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I love that this thread is transforming into the bitchy catfighting the TDS Reddit is known for. Once a dickhead, always a dickhead. ❤

My attempt at derailing the thread has succeeded Father Masterson! Please invite me to the mansion so I can hang out with you & Xuan.
 
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Cardenio said:
I love that this thread is transforming into the bitchy catfighting the TDS Reddit is known for. Once a dickhead, always a dickhead. ❤

My attempt at derailing the thread has succeeded Father Masterson! Please invite me to the mansion so I can hang out with you & Xuan.
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I know I should be insulted for being compared to a TDS redditor, but this is such an entertaining trashfire that I dont care
 
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I know I should be insulted for being compared to a TDS redditor, but this is such an entertaining trashfire that I dont care
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As long as nobody starts making photoshop action figures of e-celebs or the various shitposters on the thread I reckon we've got a decent enough claim to not be as pathetically austistic as the TDS redditors.

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George Cuckzunian said:
Reddit News/Game

I finally have some time to get back to my favorite game
First off, credit where credit is due. The #1 post is funny, even if it is the same Maddox bashing dead horse.
Maybe there has been some self reflection and some self awareness has finally kicked in lets see what the #2 post is
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... I don't get it ZandwicH12 by the looks of it not many people in the comments do either
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Something Armenian? Lets force a Maddox joke! Even the fans have even become self aware on this.

I'd like to tame a moment to explain to the shit posting of the TDS reddit as if you are a brand new person who didn't waste multiple years of your life listening to a lazy douche in his late thirties jerk himself off, you don't get it and have no clue wtf any of this gay shit is.
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#3 is just randumb humor attention whore crap.
#4 is from a user called Chaos Cowboy his whole thing is he acts like an asshole and blocks everyone who is mean to him and brags about how many people he blocks because.... comedy? No one knows if he's being serious or just trying to stir the pot to add more people to his block list and then post proudly how many people he blocked.
#5 is Larry posting. These are forced meme spammed photoshops of "That Larry Show" (originally on TDS as "Mr. Velvet" and long time friend of Dick that have become known as Larry posting. Again, Randumb "humor"
#6 is Scott Zoloft. His whole thing is to write dumb random shit and act as if he does not understand how Reddit works. People have questioned if he would be liked at all if he didn't have a custom avatar flair.
#7 is in the early days people used to do nothing but non stop suggest on this reddit internet nobodies for their internet nobody podcast host to interview.
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That was actually pretty funny guy who hides behind his block button. At least Jesse Lee Peterson gets off his ass and does the shit he says he's going to do.

You'll notice a trend. A lot of posters are attention seekers trying to weave some sort of lore about themselves into the Dick show.

The rest in the Top 25 is all boring yesterdays left over crap not worth going over.
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ChaosCowboy belongs on the farms instead of Reddit. He accounts for like 60% of the entire testosterone of that sub, he riles those idiots up just so effortlessly.

I guess 688as hasn't been around for a long time, but he was their resident meanie who'd shit on people out of the blue. That's fine and all, but he'd sperg out over retarded shit, and occasionally borderline alog random posters, all while being grossly sycophantic to Dick. I think he ran some official IRC room, too. He wasn't really interesting, but worth bringing up since he was such an obvious suckup.

Speaking of which, what happened to the Facebook group? I know Facebook cracked down on them at one point, but have they just vanished? Their lunacy was ten times funnier than anything the Reddit ever did.

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If you don't find this funny I don't know what to tell you.
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Clip out a few lines that are funny, nobody wants to read an entire chatlog.

scott_zoloft is the Wish.com knockoff of Weird Twitter, like he tries to do Dril's act but just doesn't quite grasp what makes it funny.
 
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Meh? Bleh? Something like that? She had absolutely nothing to offer that I recall *aside* from sounding like the Frito Bandito. Dame Pesos without energy.
 
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