Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Strange Wilderness]

Why does a senior engineer need a patreon for a shitty podcast?

Just because he's book smart doesn't make Chris street smart. Chris is cut from the same cloth as Bob and both brothers probably shared the same bad habits growing up or share the same mental problems, but Chris channeled his autism into math and science instead of Mario and the MCU. Chris could also be a Boomer when it comes to the Internet and think he can duplicate his brothers meager successes without understanding why Bob became a """successful""" interenet critic in the first place, which was being in the right place at the right time.

If robot cops are allowed to use lethal force on violent criminals, there's going to be a lot of dead black people. Human cops have the ability to make judgement calls and wide flexibility in ability to respond, robots not so much.

It would be an army of ED-209s shooting anyone remotely threatening into bloody mush only not funny.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’d contribute to a Chris Chipman Patreon if he was close to eclipsing his brother’s monthly takings. Bob would absolutely lose his shit (even more) if that happened.

 

[Flexo]

I have a few thoughts about Bob's job at the Blockbuster Video. It's the only real job he ever worked, at least the only one where he had any contact with actual people. Running a cash register and performing the simple rote task of checking movies in and out, interacting with the public and his coworkers is the closest thing to a social life Bob has ever had. I doubt they liked him very much but he had at least some chance of being included in socializing. I think Bob would be a much happier person today if he'd continued to be a register jockey. At the very least he could tag along with his brother back then. As it is, these years of mostly solitary life and work have only made him more socially terrible both online and IRL. It's sad, if he'd been less successful at youtubing and had to keep some form of day job he would probably be in a much better place both emotionally and socially.

Help me defrag my memory.

Chris is confirmed as working at blockbuster. Somewhere it came up that Bob worked at like... Circuit City?

Have we had it confirmed that Bob was at blockbuster 2 or are we mixing up details again?

I did just check on LinkedIn for a "robert chipman." Found nothing that looked like Bob, but I think I have confirmed that the mirror universe moviebob escaped to our universe.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob also worked at Blockbuster. Per his blog post about how 9/11 reminded him of Starship Troopers, he was one of those über-losers who’d hang out at the store even after he no longer worked there. Very on-brand.

 

[Red Hood]

Help me defrag my memory.

Chris is confirmed as working at blockbuster. Somewhere it came up that Bob worked at like... Circuit City?

Have we had it confirmed that Bob was at blockbuster 2 or are we mixing up details again?

I did just check on LinkedIn for a "robert chipman." Found nothing that looked like Bob, but I think I have confirmed that the mirror universe moviebob escaped to our universe.
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Imagine being the poor bastard that has to share a name with Motion Picture Robert. Texas Bob Chipman seems to have done something with his life. Master Electrician? He' making money and contributing to society.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Imagine being the poor bastard that has to share a name with Motion Picture Robert. Texas Bob Chipman seems to have done something with his life. Master Electrician? He' making money and contributing to society.

Our boy in TX would prolly just laugh at Blobbo, tbph, and then move on with his life. Most people I know inthe trades are a ot more averse to caring about shit like " I share a name with so-and-so", and are more interested in getting their shit done and then relaxing over some Shiner Bock and a grill.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Why does a senior engineer need a patreon for a shitty podcast?

If you're good at something, never do it for fre- ohhhhhhhhh

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If you're good at something, never do it for fre- ohhhhhhhhh

Only pinkos concern themselves with how much income someone “needs.” Get money, bitch. I fucking wish the Chipmans and other fat losers were as driven by wealth-building as they are by girth-building and bitching about TEH MAN.

 

[Red Hood]

Our boy in TX would prolly just laugh at Blobbo, tbph, and then move on with his life. Most people I know inthe trades are a ot more averse to caring about shit like " I share a name with so-and-so", and are more interested in getting their shit done and then relaxing over some Shiner Bock and a grill.

I'm on team (Rootin' Tootin Red State) Texas Bob Chipman.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Sure you do, Bob.

 

[Jack Awful]

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Sure you do, Bob.

So Bob is willing to let what he believes are racist impose their will on us and continue to murder innocent blacks because he wants to be safe until then?

Sounds pretty fashy to me.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Pardon the off topic....

Spoiler

Pardon my tism, but historians often refute that, and it's one of the first starting places they bring up when talking about Italy's defeat in WW2. Because you don't get successfully invaded when your trains run on time.

On topic, Bob is still a fat idiot. His idiot years have to be dwarfing his not idiot years at this point. If they even existed at all...

I heard it was meant, originally, to be taken sarcastically, but the sarcasm was lost over time.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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Sure you do, Bob.

Does he understand his own side's arguments? Because this makes me think he doesn't.

 

[Red Hood]

Does he understand his own side's arguments? Because this makes me think he doesn't.

Bob understands only the most simple concepts. For as much as he loves them I doubt he could coherently say anything about his Mahvel movies.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’d love to know when Bob went from believing this (archive) to chanting “No such thing as bad tactics, just bad targets.”

 

[Positron]

Why does a senior engineer need a patreon for a shitty podcast?

I blame the failure of parents and teachers to inculcate a sense of shame in their charges. No one above the age of 15 should ask around for money to fund his hobbies.

And today one more person realized what a retard Chris is.

Still, this is not something Bobby can say, because he has no friends.



I'd rather be the Bard that sings you to the cops.

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Bobby wants Marvel heroes to replace confederate heroes:

The rando who claims fictional characters are "mostly baggage free" should look at Harry Potter.

This weekend, every SJW is raging over Rowling's assertion that sex is real. Bobby is no exception, except his rant is much less comprehensible than that of the average tranny or ally:


Here's something for you Tolkien nerds to smoke on. For the record I don't buy Tolkien's assertion that, because he abhorred allegories and was adept to detect the presence of allegories in other people's works, LoTR does not contain allegorical or topical themes.


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Bobby knows architecture:

This is the same person who found Trump's decor tacky.

Bobby knows boobs:


He also retweets every single entry in this massive, rambling thread.



And these aren't even good boobs.

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No fucking idea.




No matter how he looks, he serves an important role in society. Look at yourself instead.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If only anyone cared about Bob, here’s a quote that might cause him problems (archive):



The entire blog post is a real doozy. I highly encourage treating yourself to a read of it. Another sample that is peak Bob:

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Bobby knows boobs:
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Bob is horny on main again. Probably best to use his already dying “personal account” for his thirsty tweets/retweets.

She ain’t going to sleep with you either, mate.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Bob is horny on main again. Probably best to use his already dying “personal account” for his thirsty tweets/retweets.

She ain’t going to sleep with you either, mate.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

I imagine Bob and Chris Chipman are a lot like Bob and Christian Weston Chandler. In that Chris Chipman and Bob Chandler had a form of autism that led to them studying engineering and earning useful skills that netted them enough money to support a house and family. Bob Chipman and CWC on the other hand, only inherited the kind of autism that grants one a weird-looking body, a lack of sex appeal, and cringy artistic output that can only be enjoyed ironically, if at all.