Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Deadpool]

Fellow Kiwis, who would you cast as the Wogglebug? I'd go for Koichi Yamadera.

Tommy Wiseau. "Antibo you're tearing me apart!" "I did not rape Sophie! I did not!"

 

[Monolith]

Fellow Kiwis, who would you cast as the Wogglebug? I'd go for Koichi Yamadera.

If it's live action, probably ScarJo.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

If it's live action, probably ScarJo.

And Sophie is played by Jared Leto.

 

[Puddleduck]

Maybe base him around PT Flea from Bugs Life? With a bit of "tidying" he could look gentlemanly, but not creepy.

 

[WogglebugLover]

Well to be fair, she’s not the first person to say “I don’t care if you hate my idea, SOMEONE is going to buy it and I’ll be famous!”

That tirade is usually followed by watching them spend the next five years pitching to everyone and getting more and more disillusioned with each rejection. Pitch ideas are like babies; everyone is convinced theirs is the best.

This was almost just what I was about to post for myself.

 

[Deadpool]

This was almost just what I was about to post for myself.

Here's why you fail and will continue to fail (other than you being absolutely retarded.) You fail to realize what your target audience actually wants.

Let's compare the movie you made to the newest Disney/Pixar movie Onward (I watched this recently with my niece and nephews.) Onward was full of action, fun characters, and doesn't involve a creepy rapist bedbug. As an adult I was able to enjoy the movie. I actually laughed and felt feels at certain parts because I could relate to it.

Your movie was made up of boring stupid characters that are way past the uncanny valley. They do nothing but stand around talking and looking fucking creepy, and it also involves a creepy rapist bedbug. As an adult the only fun I had during your movie was pissing off you and the other people in chat. No child would have been able to watch past the first scene or two. Also the wogglebug's voice is fucking grating. I love voice guy as much as the next guy but even his version was annoying.

Oh and the terrible song you wrote set to "Ode de Joy" should be considered a war crime.

Your franchise will go nowhere because the wogglebug is as ugly and retarded as you are and like you this franchise should have been stillborn.

(Honestly I think we go too easy on her and people should tell her to kill herself or drink bleach like every other cow)

 

[Atropos]

Fellow Kiwis, who would you cast as the Wogglebug? I'd go for Koichi Yamadera.

Andy Serkis, in motion capture. I would also get Junji Ito to make the character designs for the Wogglebug.

 

[WogglebugLover]

(Honestly I think we go too easy on her and people should tell her to kill herself or drink bleach like every other cow)

If I didn't have this exact dream and vision to pursue with all my heart I might actually have to commit suicide. But I won't do that because I will never give up on my dream whether it takes 5 years or ten years from now to make come 100% true. And I read at least two or three young women victimized on here did commit suicide and whether or not you were folks were responsible for them you sure did nothing to prevent them.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

So this roach is the only thing keeping you from sudokuing? Sad.

 

[Deadpool]

If I didn't have this exact dream and vision to pursue with all my heart I might actually have to commit suicide. But I won't do that because I will never give up on my dream whether it takes 5 years or ten years from now to make come 100% true. And I read at least two or three young women victimized on here did commit suicide and whether or not you were folks were responsible for them you sure did nothing to prevent them.

We aren't responsible for anyone's actions and it's not our job to prevent suicide, but let's look at these "cases"
1. Julie Terryberry was a deeply disturbed individual before she ever came to our attention. Her family had mostly abandoned her to live in her grandmother's shed. She was sexually exploited by a man twice her age who used being into S&M to physically abuse her, while also abusing her emotionally mentally and financially. In all honesty she didn't give much of a shit about her thread and would actually joke about us on Facebook.

2. Chloe Sagal was absolutely bug shit insane. She was a transgender woman who lied about a medical condition to crowd fund for a sexual reassignment surgery. She ranted and raved on social media and real life until she drove every single person who cared about her away. She sat herself on fire after reading her manifesto which was solely about the lack of health care for the mentally ill. No mention of Kiwi Farms was made.

Both of these people would have more than likely killed themselves in the same manner even if the farms never existed. There are places where they could have turned and gotten help but they chose not to. This is not one of those places, we're not a mental health site. We're a forum that makes fun of retards like yourself.

Your dreams will never come true, even if you give it 50 years. Honestly you should go ahead and pour yourself a nice cool glass of bleach.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Just saying'

Here's why you fail and will continue to fail (other than you being absolutely retarded.) You fail to realize what your target audience actually wants.

Let's compare the movie you made to the newest Disney/Pixar movie Onward (I watched this recently with my niece and nephews.) Onward was full of action, fun characters, and doesn't involve a creepy rapist bedbug. As an adult I was able to enjoy the movie. I actually laughed and felt feels at certain parts because I could relate to it.

Your movie was made up of boring stupid characters that are way past the uncanny valley. They do nothing but stand around talking and looking fucking creepy, and it also involves a creepy rapist bedbug. As an adult the only fun I had during your movie was pissing off you and the other people in chat. No child would have been able to watch past the first scene or two. Also the wogglebug's voice is fucking grating. I love voice guy as much as the next guy but even his version was annoying.

Oh and the terrible song you wrote set to "Ode de Joy" should be considered a war crime.

Your franchise will go nowhere because the wogglebug is as ugly and retarded as you are and like you this franchise should have been stillborn.

(Honestly I think we go too easy on her and people should tell her to kill herself or drink bleach like every other cow)

The way I see it, Disney lacks the cojones to give little boys the character-building action packed entertainement only prolonged firefights in sleazy rundown opium dens can provide. By satisfying that market, WogglebugLoveProductions could really gain an edge on the competition.

 

[Puddleduck]

Cynthia, for your consideration

Spoiler: wogglebug redesign

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

She won't listen to anyone she can't pay on Fiverr.

Shit, I could use the cash, maybe I should sign up!

 

[break these cuffs]

If I didn't have this exact dream and vision to pursue with all my heart I might actually have to commit suicide. But I won't do that because I will never give up on my dream whether it takes 5 years or ten years from now to make come 100% true. And I read at least two or three young women victimized on here did commit suicide and whether or not you were folks were responsible for them you sure did nothing to prevent them.

You need another hobby. I suggest laughing at people on the internet. Although, that one might make you want to kill yourself for different reasons.

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

Suppose I do succeed with all my goals some time in the future? What affect would that have on this thread or any of your opinions about me? Just wondering.

You changing your goals will be integral to your success. Ancillary characters rarely have enough substance to stand on their own, which is why they are ancillary to begin with. There are millions and millions of pages of fanfic based on characters who have no business being the focal point of anything. And those stories sit online not being read. So considering that you are trying to flesh out an ancillary character from a book that is only known about from a movie (which said movie doesn't even have the Wogglebug)... can you see how achieving these goals is a serious uphill battle?

You want some serious advice on how to line your pockets with Wogglebux? Change the Wogglebug to represent negative Turkish stereotypes and market it in Eastern Europe. I'm being dead serious, you will make money.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

You changing your goals will be integral to your success. Ancillary characters rarely have enough substance to stand on their own, which is why they are ancillary to begin with. There are millions and millions of pages of fanfic based on characters who have no business being the focal point of anything. And those stories sit online not being read. So considering that you are trying to flesh out an ancillary character from a book that is only known about from a movie (which said movie doesn't even have the Wogglebug)... can you see how achieving these goals is a serious uphill battle?

You want some serious advice on how to line your pockets with Wogglebux? Change the Wogglebug to represent negative Turkish stereotypes and market it in Eastern Europe. I'm being dead serious, you will make money.

He already has a weird fixation on blonde girls, all he needs is a BMW and a moustache.

 

[drain]

Oh and the terrible song you wrote set to "Ode de Joy" should be considered a war crime.

This bitch can't come with an original idea to save her sad life, it's incredible

 

[Sam Losco]

Probably shouldn't encourage her to kill herself since she's here posting. If she does, the posts here directly to her encouraging it would be the first somewhat legitimate evidence of the farms causing a suicide.

Plus, I'd much rather her continue to entertain us with this bug fetish.

 

[Deadpool]

Probably shouldn't encourage her to kill herself since she's here posting. If she does, the posts here directly to her encouraging it would be the first somewhat legitimate evidence of the farms causing a suicide.

Plus, I'd much rather her continue to entertain us with this bug fetish.

I tell everyone to neck themselves or drink bleach eventually. It's my edgy version of fuck off.

 

[The Un-Clit]

You changing your goals will be integral to your success. Ancillary characters rarely have enough substance to stand on their own, which is why they are ancillary to begin with. There are millions and millions of pages of fanfic based on characters who have no business being the focal point of anything. And those stories sit online not being read. So considering that you are trying to flesh out an ancillary character from a book that is only known about from a movie (which said movie doesn't even have the Wogglebug)... can you see how achieving these goals is a serious uphill battle?

You want some serious advice on how to line your pockets with Wogglebux? Change the Wogglebug to represent negative Turkish stereotypes and market it in Eastern Europe. I'm being dead serious, you will make money.

Great idea, but it won't happen. Because as @WogglebugLover knows in her heart but refuses to acknowlege is that she is not writing this Wogglebug project for children to enjoy and to make money, she's doing it for herself. To see HER vision of Woggie on screen, and if it's done JUST like she imagines, why the children will flock to it!

That's why she won't consider changes that would actually make Woggie less threatening and more appealing to the supposed target demographic of children. Because weather she will admit it publicly or only in her deepest inner soul, this is a vanity project to promote HER version of the Wogglebug. And since HER vision will appeal to exactly 0.01% of children and maybe 0.15% (at best) of adults without adjustments, it is doomed to failure.

She must know this is the case, but refuses to make any kid-friendly changes or interesting personality struggles to attract the adults (such as Woggie is just barely holding back a thirst for human blood, or is a pedophile in denial, explaining some of his creepyness and the huge uncanny valley effect he inflicts on EVERYONE who sees him the first time.) because that will compromise her holy vision. The vision that will never sell to anyone not exactly the same as her. I would estimate that as 0.0001% of the English-speaking population, so an audience of about 20 people worldwide.

It simply cannot be a success the way it is now, and even with a complete revision it's going to be one hell of a climb out from under the shitpile.

I don't say this to be a debbie downer, @WogglebugLover , simply as a realist. You still have time to come up with something fresh and new, very few successful authors/screenplay writers/conceptual artists got that success on their very first project, they had to learn from failure and mature.

You refuse to admit failure, learn and mature, and come up with something new and better, and this is what will ALWAYS separate you from the successful in their goals.