Containment What If?

[Replicant Sasquatch]

He would be the king of autism. I wonder who would be the Knights of the Round Table.

Chaotic Combo

 

[Cantercoin]

What would change if Chris got into Warhammer 40k instead of Pokemon?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

What would change if Chris got into Warhammer 40k instead of Pokemon?

Sonidorn, the Electric Hedgehog Primarch.

 

[Timmy Testicles]

what if chris was murderer and made sander cohen-esque art out of his victims?

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

What if Chris wasn't cut? Would his duck still be bent at a 45 degree angle?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

What if Chris wasn't cut? Would his duck still be bent at a 45 degree angle?

His foreskin would bulge around the bend and it's look like it's rolling up it's sleeve

 

[Somar]

What if Chris started his own streaming service?

 

[Argh My Cigar]

What if Chris started his own streaming service?

But he already streams and demands money for it.

Serious answer though; I'd want to see more general vlogs and video projects like the ones he made around the early 2000s before his optimism vanished in the wake of his internet discovery. I'd love more Animal Crossing documentaries.

 

[ClusterSteg5]

What if Chris didn't have autism?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

What if Chris didn't have autism?

He would die

 

[RebelRein1488x]

What if Chris didn't have autism?

Autism or not, he’d probably still be coddled and entitled.

 

[Randy Lahey]

What if Bob and Barb had another kid after Chris, but it turned out to be cursed male brother instead of the god given sister?

 

[PootisMan]

What if Bob and Barb had another kid after Chris, but it turned out to be cursed male brother instead of the god given sister?

I would think that he would try to drown them.

 

[Monolith]

What if Chris went out to the mall and snorted three grams of meth?

 

[Troon Destroyer]

What if Bob and Barb had another kid after Chris, but it turned out to be cursed male brother instead of the god given sister?

Tard war

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

What if Chris went out to the mall and snorted three grams of meth?

Jerkop-tastrophe!

 

[PootisMan]

What if Chris had actual friends?

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

What if Chris had actual friends?

As in the past, he would treat them like crap and drive them away.

 

[Hapless Mailman]

As in the past, he would treat them like crap and drive them away.

I agree, Chris has demonstrated countless times over that he's purely driven by self-interest. Imo the purest relationship that Chris ever had was probably with Patti. Her passing was one of the few instances where I genuinely felt sorry for him.

 

[PootisMan]

As in the past, he would treat them like crap and drive them away.

I agree, Chris has demonstrated countless times over that he's purely driven by self-interest. Imo the purest relationship that Chris ever had was probably with Patti. Her passing was one of the few instances where I genuinely felt sorry for him.

I mean not out of pity, those girls only hanged around him because they felt sorry for him.