Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Iron Hamster]

or an IRS audit.

 

[the khat quaffer]

All the incels wanting to fuck brazy mamo (whatever the fuck that means in wiggerspeak) are neglecting the fact that, at some point, she's gonna open her mouth and all that will come out is this:



which is fine if you're into that, I suppose. muhthafukka.

 

[BrokeACKMountain]

We take what we want and after we take Midfirst, and the IRS, we want the goooold sucka. WWE Champions, we comin for you Nigga.

 

[Iron Father]

All the incels wanting to fuck brazy mamo (whatever the fuck that means in wiggerspeak) are neglecting the fact that, at some point, she's gonna open her mouth and all that will come out is this:

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which is fine if you're into that, I suppose. muhthafukka.

The way she talks is the least of my concerns with her. That forehead, that hair, homelessness, hygiene etc etc.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Even if the aspergers thing is true, it really doesn't necessarily mean what people think it means. It's not a Chris Chan thing. I work in tech and relatively large portion of employees or clients definitely have aspergers and live completely normal lives. One of our most recent hires has a Ph.D. and wife, and his aspergers is (apparently) limited to occasionally making comments that could read as insensitive.


I think it's much more likely given her history she's just gone off the benzos.

People are reading too much into that particular aspect, there are levels varying from barely noticeable to barely able to function. Not powerlevelling (although it would probably be the opposite) but I was diagnosed years ago and it mainly translates to a few odd mannerisms and being shit at social situations, not some life-altering condition. Although from what little we've seen of Kat, she does seem rather simple and probably spends most of her day getting distracted by shiny objects.

 

[Iron Father]

RE the subject of Kat having friends;

They had Kat's friend housesit when they went off to get married. I actually think he's mentioned this before, but just hearing it again right now and figured I'd share it. Should be timestamped at 4:07.

 

[actually]

They had Kat's friend housesit when they went off to get married. I actually think he's mentioned this before, but just hearing it again right now and figured I'd share it. Should be timestamped at 4:07.

Yeah, he talked about that during the $2000 cat reveal as to why they actually had someone coming to check on the condo.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

As a regular at the nudie bar, I've known many brazy mamo types. As soon as they get enough dope money they'll disappear for weeks. And then, sadly, hit the pole pregnant.

 

[harbinger]

As a regular at the nudie bar, I've known many brazy mamo types. As soon as they get enough dope money they'll disappear for weeks. And then, sadly, hit the pole pregnant.

That’s funny. From where I’m from, they usually hit the pole pregnant. As soon as they get enough abortion money, they’ll disappear for weeks. And then, sadly, hit the pole again until pregnant.

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

Surprised this hasn’t been posted yet. Looks like she’s in jail lmao (on mobile will update w archive when/if I can) https://twitter.com/brazymamo/status/1270176774928904193?s=21

BrazyMamo on Twitter: "I’m Tweeting From 9 Mile N Gratiot Jail Lmfaoo…

archived 9 Jun 2020 10:09:38 UTC

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https://twitter.com/brazymamo/status/1270177453428875264?s=21

BrazyMamo on Twitter: "@eloogah @_MightyD_ STEALING 3 PAIRS OF EYELAS…

archived 9 Jun 2020 10:16:17 UTC

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[ReentryPhantom]

Surprised this hasn’t been posted yet. Looks like she’s in jail lmao (on mobile will update w archive when/if I can) https://twitter.com/brazymamo/status/1270176774928904193?s=21
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How did she get a phone in jail? LMAO

 

[Iron Father]

Gratiot Jail? Wasn't that demolished in 2018?

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Gratiot Jail? Wasn't that demolished in 2018?

According to google, no.

 

[BrokeACKMountain]

Imagine getting your ass thrown in jail for stealing eyelashes whilst your brother-in-law gets away with bankruptcy fraud... Still though, the irony of DSP self-imprisoning himself in the goutfort isn't lost on me.

 

[UncleTusky]

According to google, no.

The only Gratiot Jail I can find is in suburban Detroit, either she's talking about an old arrest or is just making things up.

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I know it is fun to see Jenna as this inside source on Soulmare but never forget that she's also fucking nuts.

 

[Schmeckel]

How did she get a phone in jail? LMAO

By using the good ol' Prison Pocket™.

 

[Pepper Jack]

The only Gratiot Jail I can find is in suburban Detroit, either she's talking about an old arrest or is just making things up.

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I know it is fun to see Jenna as this inside source on Soulmare but never forget that she's also fucking nuts.

She is making it up. What jail allows you to keep your phone and stuffed animal while in holding? Also if you look behind her there is aluminum foil on the wall and part of the drywall is missing above her head.

She a lah.

 

[Iron Father]

there is aluminum foil on the wall and part of the drywall is missing above her head.

Not sure what the hell is up with the foil (thermal blanket?) but that's not dry wall I don't think, looks more like her gross dreadlocks being reflected by the foil stuff.

In fact I don't think that is a wall at all, I think it's a bed and she's doing a lying down selfie.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

I have been told that some jails actually let you rent an iPad while you are there.

 

[Schmeckel]

I have been told that some jails actually let you rent an iPad while you are there.

Some prisons do. But they're EXTREMELY locked down and regulated. There's no way that one would be able to access twitter, let alone post from it, unless they were some cyber-security/super-hacker genius. And clearly, she's not.