Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[dingdong]

After she finished recounting whatever facts about Swiss Chalet showed up in the first page of her Google search, she went a bit misty eyed and explained that the restaurant makes her nostalgic. I expected her to go into some story about how she went there as a kid or something, but of course it's just because her grandfather once owned a chalet.
See, she really can't be held accountable for another fast food gorge because firstly it's her hobby you guys, she has spent probably an hour over the last few nights reading about the big mac guy and looking at old toys on eBay. Even though she can't seem to have a thought she doesn't express online, she's kept this hobby a secret until now but is ready to finally discuss it. And secondly she has emotional ties to the restaurant because of the word chalet.

 

[Tomssu]

That tongue

If the chicken wasn't dead when she started, it sure is now

Jiggle

I think she liked the pie

Because I'm so mature

Nice smack sound

 

[Occipital Fupa]

"Don't try and tell me you guys don't eat like this, everyone does but I just get hated on for it."

Like we needed more proof how delusional Chantal is.

This b̶l̶o̶a̶t̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶e̶h̶e̶m̶o̶t̶h̶ woman is absolutely convinced we all eat multiple fast food meals per day, but by some sort of luck or magic trick, we manage to stay at an normal and decent weight. We also hate on her because she's unable to stuff her face on the daily without getting fat... unlike us!

This is why she tries all sort of stupid diets and listen to ghosts of the past : she desperately hopes to find that secret.

Of course the answer can't possibly be eating in moderation, making healthy choices 80% of the time and enjoying fast food as a treat rather than as a main diet. That would be too easy. It has to be something else...

 

[Tumbo]

Is anyone else kinda floored with her lack of beetus knuckle or neck or any sign of beetus whatsoever? thankfully for her she won't Bankrupt herself once she has her inevitable massive health crisis.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Is anyone else kinda floored with her lack of beetus knuckle or neck or any sign of beetus whatsoever? thankfully for her she won't Bankrupt herself once she has her inevitable massive health crisis.

She had a pulmonary embolism and lost her ovaries. She killed her bloodline and almost herself yet nothing has changed. Her whole life is an endless health crisis. She can barely walk. Her breathing is terrifying. She could literally die at any moment. She will never change.

 

[RozellHufflander]

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Because I'm so mature
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Nice smack sound
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I can’t imagine having fingers as horrifying as that and then sticking them in my mouth.

 

[chesticle_udders]

The worst part is, I'm pretty sure she doesn't consider this "fast food" because it's cooked when you order it (E.g., it takes at least 1 hour to get the food once you've placed your online order). She has the same reasoning for all those ethnic restaurants that she loves so much. No Chantal, for everyone else in the real world, Swiss Chalet is fast food, East Side Mario's is fast food, Chinese Food is fast food, Greek food is fast food. It is ALL fast food, dipshit.

 

[Captain Ahab]

At the end of the day, 3,000 kcal of healthy food is still 3,000 kcal. She could be thin on McDonald’s and fat on vegan crap. Calories are calories.

 

[fatfuck]

If she decides to move her eating spot where will it be? Surely not where there's a set of stairs between her and fridge. So she either buys additional fridge and moves to her room or she moves next to TV which is on the same floor and only a few steps away from fridge.

My bet is nowhere. Peetz is spineless and her word will be final. Make peace with it Peetz. She claimed her little island and she's there to stay.

 

[chantalisfat]

If she decides to move her eating spot where will it be? Surely not where there's a set of stairs between her and fridge. So she either buys additional fridge and moves to her room or she moves next to TV which is on the same floor and only a few steps away from fridge.

My bet is nowhere. Peetz is spineless and her word will be final. Make peace with it Peetz. She claimed her little island and she's there to stay.

She mentioned buying a dining table and chairs set in her last video. I highly doubt she'd be able to fit into any standard dining chair. She's probably planning on plopping down in that poor office chair as usual.

 

[Fae’ri]

If she decides to move her eating spot where will it be? Surely not where there's a set of stairs between her and fridge. So she either buys additional fridge and moves to her room or she moves next to TV which is on the same floor and only a few steps away from fridge.

My bet is nowhere. Peetz is spineless and her word will be final. Make peace with it Peetz. She claimed her little island and she's there to stay.

She could probably squeeze in somewhere in that tiny space in front of the sliding door. But that would require them to get rid of all those damned cardboard boxes which they’ll never do.

 

[Angry New Ager]

If she decides to move her eating spot where will it be? Surely not where there's a set of stairs between her and fridge. So she either buys additional fridge and moves to her room or she moves next to TV which is on the same floor and only a few steps away from fridge.

My bet is nowhere. Peetz is spineless and her word will be final. Make peace with it Peetz. She claimed her little island and she's there to stay.

The kitchen area extends further, with an empty space big enough for a dinette table between the fridge/end of the counter island and the sliding door in the back. She could easily set up in that space, once she gets a table, and still roll over to the fridge whenever she has to.

With the shutdowns due to Covid-19, getting furniture delivered (or even just going to Ikea) has been put on hold, but as restrictions lift, I'm sure we'll see a few pieces of crappy, cheap furniture arrive, and a mookbangin' table for Chantal will be the first. Why she didn't bring the one she set up in her bedroom at Malan's place is anybody's guess, but it's a given that she's too incompetent (not to mention disabled) to remove the legs to fit it in her car, haul the pieces up the stairs, and reassemble it.

Now that I think about it, she may have left a lot of stuff at Malan's just because she couldn't find any movers willing to do the job during the shutdown. And maybe she just couldn't afford to pay to have it moved, so Malan's letting her keep her shit at his place until the shutdown's over, figuring that as long as her fat self is actually living somewhere else, it's a tolerable concession to make. So perhaps we'll see the return of the shoji screen and fairy lights, once she finally gets all her shit moved.

 

[A borscht-on]

I'd like to think Bibi set fire to their entire apartment suite a la the A-frame structure at the end of "Midsommar." Tainted and infested would be generous descriptions of that wretched place.

 

[Tumbo]

On the plus side if she does decide to buy all new furniture lighting ect then bibi can just dump her stuff and furnish it the way he wants which in my mind would be the best outcome.

 

[thejackal]

Her moment of self awareness as she ate the cake in three bites when she said "Sweets are really not my problem. I have more of a savory tooth, not sweet, but I always say that, *teehee*" was priceless. You're right gorl, you have a fat tooth. You're on a sea food diet blah blah blah. There isn't a food on this earth that isn't salty or sweet you wouldn't inhale.

 

[fatfuck]

Her moment of self awareness as she ate the cake in three bites when she said "Sweets are really not my problem. I have more of a savory tooth, not sweet, but I always say that, *teehee*" was priceless. You're right gorl, you have a fat tooth. You're on a sea food diet blah blah blah. There isn't a food on this earth that isn't salty or sweet you wouldn't inhale.

It's pretty hilarious watching her glance at that poor cake every single time she takes a bite of something. She's keeping an eye on it like someone might steal it. At the end she was like fuck these beans I'm finally having some cake.

 

[thejackal]

It's pretty hilarious watching her glance at that poor cake every single time she takes a bite of something. She's keeping an eye on it like someone might steal it. At the end she was like fuck these beans I'm finally having some cake.

She eye fucks her next bite as she's shoving in her current bite. Not sure even AL is that depraved.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

She eye fucks her next bite as she's shoving in her current bite. Not sure even AL is that depraved.

Closest thing to sex she’s ever going to get for the rest of her miserable life.

 

[raritycunt]

Her attempt at using language “like the kids do” is so cringy, no we do not “stan a Sam”

She posted a photo of Peetz on her insta, I don’t think she’s ever done this before

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Her attempt at using language “like the kids do” is so cringy, no we do not “stan a Sam”
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She posted a photo of Peetz on her insta, I don’t think she’s ever done this before
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She's so incredibly awkward (I'm think of that joke she made to Steven Sushi (or whatever that fool's name is) when he posted a pic of his girlfriend. I could only make it through about 30 seconds of the St Patrick's Day party because she's so awkward and weird. I almost wish her DR trip was real because the videos could possibly relate in a cringe-inducing death for its viewers.