CHAZ/CHOP: Autonomous No Cop Zone and Commune Declared In Seattle - Render unto Warlord Raz what is owed to Warlord Raz

It’s been two days they aren’t going to have a full farm. They might be having difficulty getting seeds with lockdowns. The problem will be what are they going to eat until they can actually get it running.

I’m so ready for this. The mlk will be delicious. Lord of the flies saga when.

the funniest thing would be if the guard built walls up against their walls so they couldn’t get out then they screamed they were imprisoned.
 
Nah, they'll tell you that it's going strong but the reality is now it's just some pussy ass hippie joint instead of the revolution posting demands it was a few days ago
Hippies were better at being self reliant. I’d sooner join a hippie commune than become part of CHAZ. At least at a hippie commune I wouldn’t have to be begging for food all the time.
 
That brings up a good point. What authority do they have to take that land that has residents and businesses already occupying it?
If you wanna really piss them off, you could bring that up but in the context of injuns. When I worked in Seattle, we literally had to start each meeting with an acknowledgment that we were on stolen land from whatever tribe. I'm not even fucking joking.
 
Theres so much wrong with this picture I don't even know where to start. Just at a glance I can tell that the spacing is horribly inefficient, hell it looks like they just randomly put shit in the ground so theres no consideration on companion planting. It looks like they just dumped soil on top of the grass so not only will they have to deal with the grass peaking through, once the plants start growing and their roots dig down they'll become stunted from the shitty park soil just a few inches down. There is no mulch so a heavy rain will wash away most of the soil and if that doesn't happen then they'll have a hellish experience with weeds.

I'll stop before my gardening autism kicks in and I write a small essay on why these idiots deserve to starve.
Idk why anyone would expect anything less from these tards. Wasn't there a post in the riot thread where someone found some flyer or social media post about CHAZ talking about poke bowls and montreal bagels? These are trendy upper middle class and rich kids. They don't know shit that doesn't involve swiping daddy's credit card.
 
It’s been two days they aren’t going to have a full farm. They might be having difficulty getting seeds with lockdowns. The problem will be what are they going to eat until they can actually get it running.

I’m so ready for this. The mlk will be delicious. Lord of the flies saga when.

the funniest thing would be if the guard built walls up against their walls so they couldn’t get out then they screamed they were imprisoned.
I wonder if it will turn into another Donner party? If they were forcibly locked in and couldn’t obtain any aid, I could see it happening.
 
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Maybe they can just burn the garbage. Every weekend, Capitol Hill turns into a gay trash fest anyway. There is bike polo at Cal Anderson park, people shooting up, or faggots. They can have a huge bon fire every weekend. It would fit with the gum wall.
Worth mentioning that despite Seattle being a leftist utopia taxed to hell (sales tax is 10% liquor tax is 20%), garbage removal is treated like a utility and you pay per amount of garbage collected rather than having it just built in as part of your taxes. I literally paid more in garbage utility fees than electricity because garbage was divided evenly among all units in the building despite everyone here shilling for "sustainability" and "zero waste". But of course, leftists produce nothing but trash.
 
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Maybe they can just burn the garbage. Every weekend, Capitol Hill turns into a gay trash fest anyway. There is bike polo at Cal Anderson park, people shooting up, or faggots. They can have a huge bon fire every weekend. It would fit with the gum wall.


That is a federal offense. EPA can jail you for that....somebody let them know
 
Pitiful and haphazard as the "garden" is, I'm pretty sure whoever proposed it had permaculture in mind, because hippies love permaculture (or at least the idea of it). Laying down cardboard over existing grass and weeds, dumping a deep layer of compost over it, adding plants, and not bothering with tidy rows is all typical permie stuff. And it's perceived as being more "natural" (and less work) than typical row-planting, and doesn't require machinery such as tillers (which I'm sure none of these kids have ever operated. So I'm not surprised they're doing ot this way.

Sperging ahead:

Permaculture can be very productive if you're looking to raise a wide variety of food and medicinal plants in a small area. It's also great for reclaiming areas of poor soil for food production--I've seen a lot of sterile urban and suburban lawns transformed that way. It requires little to no inputs as far as machinery or chemicals; it's really about building up organic matter in the soil and working with microbes, fungi, earthworms, etc to create soil that is a thriving ecosystem unto itself, and in which plants can flourish.

But you have to know what the fuck you're doing. And these kids may have watched a couple of videos, but they don't know what the fuck they're doing. There's no straw mulch over...whatever that bagged soil is. The cardboard underneath it will smother the grass, and both will gradually rot, which should allow the roots of new plants to grow down through it into the soil--but the soil underneath is no doubt poor and packed-down, after decades of being a lawn in a public park. If anybody brought so much as a turning fork along to lift, loosen, and aerate the soil beneath the lawn before dumping cardboard and bagged soil on top of it, I would be shocked.

One other thing about permaculture--it takes time. You're not so much growing plants at first as you are growing soil, and a healthy microbiota. It takes at least a couple of years, and lots of compost, to get it there. You can still grow food in a brand-new bed, but you won't get a lot out of it, and the plants are more valuable for what they're doing at root level, underneath the soil, than above it.

So basically, these dummies have chosen a method for growing food plants that requires years of time, patience, steady labor, and an understanding of the natural systems behind it-- because they think it's going to be more productive with less work than standard methods. Which is pretty much how everything at CHAZ is going.
 
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THAT WAS YOUR FUCKING FAULT YOU MORONS. Jesus the fucking nerve of these people asking mommy and daddy to clean their messes.
 
The funniest thing about this to me is the fact that their “free” community exists entirely at the pleasure of the Washington National Guard.

Breaking up this shit would be trivial. And hilarious.
I'm fairly convinced the only reason they're letting this go on as long as they are is because you literally do not need to pass through this area to get anywhere except for this area because Seattle has such shit city planning in regards to roads.
 
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Kshama Sawant and others had been promoting rent control for a while. IMHO, this usually only leads to housing shortages and has the opposite effect.
Rent control is about half of what lead to the Bronx's death by a thousand arsons in the 70s. Rent control was passed during WW2 and stayed on the books through the 80s. Landlords lost any incentive to maintain their properties and in some cases they went to the mob to torch their buildings so they could collect insurance.

The other half was renters torching their units so they could jump up the waiting list for public housing.
 
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