Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Charlie Delicious]

lol. Jack would've had to lift his dead claw up on the back of the truck for that shot

Looking cool, strokey

 

[DX10]

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lol. Jack would've had to lift his dead claw up on the back of the truck for that shot

Looking cool, strokey

God, that's so depressing. His hand is stuck like that. Pins and needles in my arm makes me go fuckin' mad, how can he stand it, having like 10lbs (and that's probably generous) of meat dangling uselessly off his body like that?

 

[Scrim]

Those look like last week's ribs

Those did look like some dry ass ribs but it could have just been the bark. We won't ever find out because Jack and Biggie T can't get a focused shot despite having three working hands.

 

[Whatthefuck]

"i'm in leb-nin....never call it leb-anon." can't be associating some hick town with evil muslims

jack orders an entire rack of ribs with black beans and rice and cole slaw while tammy orders a massive burger with baked beans (and then mentions that they got one to-go at the end)

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Well, in fairness, that is how it's pronounced in TN. Likewise they pronounce LA-fay-ette as la-FAY-ette.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

I know he is a terrible person, but I admire the fact that he didn't give up his youtube channel after his stroke. For better or worse, he has a lot of mental strength. Most like the kind that comes with absolute lack of self-awareness, but still...

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Super dry old-looking ribs.

But is that a portion? It could feed about 4 people.

 

[salmonellajack]

Super dry old-looking ribs.

But is that a portion? It could feed about 4 people.

Yeah but ribs are natural so they're healthy.

 

[Aaway]

I know he is a terrible person, but I admire the fact that he didn't give up his youtube channel after his stroke. For better or worse, he has a lot of mental strength. Most like the kind that comes with absolute lack of self-awareness, but still...

well of course he has to keep doing youtube. no one's gonna hire a 50 something year old stroked out idiot with a dead arm

aside from putting out a couple low energy videos per week, he does nothing but sit on the couch all day and go on FB while tammy works and supports the family. quitting youtube would probably be the last straw for tammy

 

[DX10]

well of course he has to keep doing youtube. no one's gonna hire a 50 something year old stroked out idiot with a dead arm

aside from putting out a couple low energy videos per week, he does nothing but sit on the couch all day and go on FB while tammy works and supports the family. quitting youtube would probably be the last straw for tammy

I dunno, actually. If he wasn't fucking around on Youtube and making her do all these stupid product reviews with him she'd probably be able to get him to do chores and shit. I know he probably can't do everything all that well anymore but he'd at least be able to roll the vacuum around or un/load the dishwasher and that sorta thing. I can imagine he uses YT as an excuse not to do that anymore.

 

[stets]

well of course he has to keep doing youtube. no one's gonna hire a 50 something year old stroked out idiot with a dead arm

aside from putting out a couple low energy videos per week, he does nothing but sit on the couch all day and go on FB while tammy works and supports the family. quitting youtube would probably be the last straw for tammy

It’s not like he’s making any money making videos, though. He doesn’t even pull in enough to cover the cost of his ingredients. If he quit, they could get all of their shitty gear out of the kitchen and Jack’s ego would appropriately take a few steps down. Win-Win for the Scalfani’s, but not for us, IMO.

 

[She Brings The Rain]

yeah, she works hard so you can live the life of a 5 year old

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I thought big T made a lot more money than to have a Ford as her dream car. And does she really need an SUV as the parent of three grown children, Jack included?

 

[Buck Mullet]

I thought big T made a lot more money than to have a Ford as her dream car. And does she really need an SUV as the parent of three grown children, Jack included?

Big fat people need big fat vehicles to drive around comfortably. Gotta have plenty of room for the fuck ton of groceries and carry out they consume. Because they're fat.

 

[DuckSucker]

I thought big T made a lot more money than to have a Ford as her dream car. And does she really need an SUV as the parent of three grown children, Jack included?

Dude there are few things more Karen than rolling up in an SUV, parking in the handicapped spot, and strolling out like you own the place, shiny new haircut, and telling your tard "Ill only be a minute hun".

I absolutely believe she would think of a Ford Ranger over a Mercedes or some shit.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

"i'm in leb-nin....never call it leb-anon." can't be associating some hick town with evil muslims

jack orders an entire rack of ribs with black beans and rice and cole slaw while tammy orders a massive burger with baked beans (and then mentions that they got one to-go at the end)

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Fuck me, all of their food looks horrible. That rack of ribs looks dry as a bone, the burger just looks sloppy and impossible to eat, and the beans look like something drained from the bottom of a sewage tank.

Surely neither of those are intended to be portions for individuals, right?

 

[Aaway]

I thought big T made a lot more money than to have a Ford as her dream car. And does she really need an SUV as the parent of three grown children, Jack included?

two grown children. jack's older son lives in CA

 

[Aunt Myrna]

two grown children. jack's older son lives in CA

And also isn't hers.

 

[EvilDroid64]

And also isn't hers.

But she still wished him a happy birthday on Facebook, something Jack didn't do until he saw Tammy's post.

 

[Aaway]

when does jack ever do leaning keto and healthy food videos?

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

when does jack ever do leaning keto and healthy food videos?

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Jack, you spastic, "pizza" and "BBQ" aren't genres of YouTube video, they're types of food.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

when does jack ever do leaning keto and healthy food videos?

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Never but if you asked him he would say all the time. Part of the reason he looks the way he does. He posted on Facebook a couple of weeks ago that he's thankful that him and his family are healthy. Healthy? Jack just had his handicapped status made permanent. Tammy is so big now that if you shaved her head people would think she's King Kong Bundy.

I would probably vote for product reviews. With product reviews you get the bad cooking when he uses the product. Laughs at how he always uses the product wrong and doesn't read the instructions. Plus potential lawsuits from manufacturers.

 

[stets]

Another shitty Tech Time video reviewing a another useless tool to move photos from your phone to your PC. Jack fucks up the intro by saying “What’s up Jack Nation!” instead of tech nation. Apparently it’s Jack’s world and we all just live in it.

Jack also reveals that his desktop wallpaper is a shot of what looks like a stock photo of chain pizza from 1993. Unsurprising.