Not-E3 2020 Thread

[veeeeeeeee]

In case anyone is curious, yeah, you do play as a non-binary gender queer character in the gay furry dinosaur game.

Jesus that thing looks awful.
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Finally. Gone Home 2: Furry Boogaloo.

The official website doesn't even call it a game upfront- having to preface that it's a "cinematic narrative" first and foremost. Not doing Playstation any favors with the whole "movie console" stereotype they've got going on.

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

Finally. Gone Home 2: Furry Boogaloo.

The official website doesn't even call it a game upfront- having to preface that it's a "cinematic narrative" first and foremost. Not doing Playstation any favors with the whole "movie console" stereotype they've got going on.

Lets be honest, though, the hardware is new. So, those are going to be the type of bullshit games.

Lo-fi indie titles that can run on anything...

Demon Souls ain't coming out for a while nor is Spiderman

The thing I'm curious about: what's going to be the 'Black Flag' at launch? What's the cross console game pushing these systems?

Cyberpunk?

 

[Marissa Moira]

Lets be honest, though, the hardware is new. So, those are going to be the type of bullshit games.

Lo-fi indie titles that can run on anything...

Demon Souls ain't coming out for a while nor is Spiderman

Dinosaur game is the 1,2, Switch of the launch lineup

 

[Pissmaster]

The thing I'm curious about: what's going to be the 'Black Flag' at launch? What's the cross console game pushing these systems?

Cyberpunk?

Just Dance 2021

 

[Super Hans]

In case anyone is curious, yeah, you do play as a non-binary gender queer character in the gay furry dinosaur game.

Jesus that thing looks awful.
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Why the fuck does it take two years to write a story that a perverted six year old could shit out after getting his head slammed in the doorway? I don't know if that or the actual content of the story pisses me off more.

 

[Draza]

Meme I found on twitter:

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

Why the fuck does it take two years to write a story that a perverted six year old could shit out after getting his head slammed in the doorway? I don't know if that or the actual content of the story pisses me off more.

I just don't know who it appeals to.

Even your typical alphabet person would be like, "that's fucking retarded"

It must have been made for peanuts cause nobody is buying that shit.

Even the other stuff with diversity leads: the gameplay could(possibly)be interesting. Even though nothing excited me...

Dino faggo has nothing going for it...

 

[tehpope]

In case anyone is curious, yeah, you do play as a non-binary gender queer character in the gay furry dinosaur game.

Jesus that thing looks awful.
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Unless it has tiddies in it, no one cares. The VN audience can get better stories with tiddies and fucking on PC. SJWs are like hippies. they have no money for the most part. They're not buying that game.

 

[Miller]

Anita won.

 

[Marissa Moira]

>told to make game about Humanoid Dinosaurs
>imagination so limited by constant re-runs of sitcoms and TV garbage that you ruin the concept

WE COULD HAVE HAD THIS

 

[tehpope]

Anita won.

By that you mean crashing a console with no survivors, then sure. She Won.

 

[Pissmaster]

2020 will officially be saved if Crowbcat does a compilation of live reactions of people being disgusted at the PS5's reveal

 

[Leaf-eon]

In case anyone is curious, yeah, you do play as a non-binary gender queer character in the gay furry dinosaur game.

Jesus that thing looks awful.
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So its just Life is strange but but with dinosaurs.

 

[Marissa Moira]

So its just Life is Stage but but with dinosaurs.

No it's Night in The Woods

 

[The Last Stand]

In case anyone is curious, yeah, you do play as a non-binary gender queer character in the gay furry dinosaur game.

Jesus that thing looks awful.
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At least it is its own thing. And not forced into another IP.

 

[Miller]

By that you mean crashing a console with no survivors, then sure. She Won.

Indeed, I mean who wants to play a game that has a menopausal woman in a space suit? Or that shitty Annapurna-produced game? Or that weird shit with dinosaurs in high school? Who is the audience for that type of crap?
Even the design of the console screams "we want the Apple audience".

 

[Dank]

Overall the whole conference was far better than what we got with microsoft even though games we got was just a little bit lackluster
and ps5 looks great imo certainly unique and far better than ps4 design wise not that im gonna buy it (i might get dualsense for pc though)

 

[Marissa Moira]

Indeed, I mean who wants to play a game that as a menopausal woman in a space suit? Who is the audience for that type of crap?

Well now you understand why Aliens 3 and Resurrection were hated so much, where as 1 and 2 were perfectly fine.

Overall the whole conference was far better than what we got with microsoft even though games we got was just a little bit lackluster
and ps5 looks great imo

It was better than the PS4 and PS3 reveals as far as the actual games went

 

[tehpope]

Well now you understand why Aliens 3 and Resurrection were hated so much, where as 1 and 2 were perfectly fine.

Aliens 3 was a cluster fuck because too many cooks in the kitchen. The couldn't decide where to take it. David Fincher didn't have full control of the final product.

Resurrection was just a kooky french film made by a kooky french guy.

 

[Ihavetinyweewee]

Indeed, I mean who wants to play a game that as a menopausal woman in a space suit? Who is the audience for that type of crap?

I mean she is your Ripley archetype, so i don't think that's an issue.

The problem is the art design looks like trash..