Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[the khat quaffer]

Who'd survive longer on an italian vacation DSP or Jack Scalfani?

At least Jack's managed to have children and his wife who hates him makes a living.

It would be an even lamer version of Paulie going to Italy. (0:13)

Thats a big ask. Better hope they die at the same time because Phil aint flying twice

Phil would probably succumb to paranoia over the chink flu (rightly so, IMO, given his depleted immune system) and just like, do some kinda zoom conference shit to see the funeral.

Phil will literally Press F when his parents die.

 

[KillDeer]

 

[Freshtodeath]

Phil will try be a mature adult and refer to it as "I am managing my parents estate dood" AKA liquidating their house.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

It will be so bothersome, he will have to sell the stuff because idiot Scopely won't take car or jewelry.

 

[CausticMinory]

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Her argument is that if the cops didn't take her from a crazy Mom she wouldn't have been in an even worse house. I counteract that by saying the cops didn't have anything to do with who the adoption agency sent her to. In this case the cops actually did protect her (And her "Autistic sister Kat) from her batshit mom.

Kat got out and I guess got a better life, but the demon possessed Jenna would be plagued till this day.

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

Ok fuck I'm getting confused, Kat's mother locked Jenna in the closet and not Kat?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Ok fuck I'm getting confused, Kat's mother locked Jenna in the closet and not Kat?

Yes, Jenna is the demon possesed one. From the police report, the other sisters were abused too. Hair pulling and being forced to kneel and T-pose like jesus on the cross.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yeah sure Phil...

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

Yes, Jenna is the demon possesed one. From the police report, the other sisters were abused too. Hair pulling and being forced to kneel and T-pose like jesus on the cross.

Yikes that's tough, I just looked through the Police report it says Jenna was 7 at the time, how old was Kat?

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Yikes that's tough, I just looked through the Police report it says Jenna was 7 at the time, how old was Kat?

12. Also forgetting why this all happened. The older sister sacrificed Jenna to Satan so that the older sister could obtain special powers. The older sister would have been 14-15 I believe

 

[Iron Hamster]

Ok fuck I'm getting confused, Kat's mother locked Jenna in the closet and not Kat?

I'm even more confused because I would have sworn it was written by that manjaw dude.

 

[D_Tractor]

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Weren't all the orphanages in the US shut down long before she was born?

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Weren't all the orphanages in the US shut down long before she was born?

Google says the last of them shut down in the 60s.

 

[gh0stzero]

Phil will literally Press F when his parents die.

After the eulogies are given you'll hear him shout "huuh? what the fuck man. i'm pressing F its dropping my inputs, woow well done to zoom for this buggy piece of shit software"

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Google says the last of them shut down in the 60s.

Google says a lot of things.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Google says a lot of things.

As do drug addled slatterns, so

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

After the eulogies are given you'll hear him shout "huuh? what the fuck man. i'm pressing F its dropping my inputs, woow well done to zoom for this buggy piece of shit software"

Well I'll be ahnest with you, my parents dying has bummed me out a little, especially after I lost that save game. So what I'll do for you guys is set up a new $500 daily memorial tips goal. Tipping isn't mandatory, but it would be a real shame if we don't reach the goal, because it would be disrespecting their memories.

 

[harbinger]

Hair pulling and being forced to kneel and T-pose like Philip on the sofa.

FIFY

 

[PieceofShet]

 

[gh0stzero]

Retail fraud? Dayum thats gangsta ass shit.

I think Phil has a new contender for realest motherfucker on the internet with how much info she's giving us of her own free will or she's trying to overshare more than chris chan.