I remember looking at those weird cable channels where you didn't had the subscription but they shown the footage anyway, but stuff was inverted so everybody was blue and sometimes the screen got weird. Joys of analog/early digital TV.
what do you mean "try"? is she really fat and ugly?
I am certain it is that he struggles to get erections after years of vicegrip and increasingly disturbing pornography.
Over here we have a couple of live sex chat channels that had topless women after 11pm, so I'd sneak downstairs and watch those on mute. We had a massive CRT TV, so in hindsight I reckon everyone in the house knew that I was turning the TV on every night because of the stupidly loud "THUNK" noise it made.
Also even if you listen mute CRT TVs have a weird ambient high pitch noise when going anyway.
It's not gay if he's wearing a wig!
I was too busy arming and firing my blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon to notice the coil whine, tbh.
Doubling down on sharing weird life experiences and personal life details are not the most reasonable things one could do on Kiwifarms.
You can quote multiple people and reply to each of them, rather than making a list where nobody knows who you're replying to.
I think you'd be better off posting about this on reddit
I find it incredibly reasonable and caring that you would share experiences with us, so that we might learn how to have orgasms inside of our girlfriends.
I want to know how to be fat and somehow connect a porn addiction and Boogie. The two things that really shouldn't mix.
Do you want to talk about it? You're anonymous here, so feel free to let it all out.
I'm going to keep laughing about it either way tbh.
Poe's law is alive and well. Not much separates a ween/fail troll and a legit autist.
Why did you feel the need to share all of this with the forum?
