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I fucking hate how aplicable this is. Trump is a fucking prophet.
Reality often finds unexpected ways to disappoint us.
No seriously, I recall someone making a study a few years ago that concluded that in the case of an apocalyptic catastrophe the biggest causes of death would be traffic colisions during the flight and people being left behind in the danger zone due to the congestions caused by said collisions.
You know. You always imagine death in the apocalypse being caused by fighting radioactive mutant spacebugs? Nah man. Most y'all motherfuckers gonna get killed by famine, car crashes, tetanus and cancer. Remember: biggest cause for offensives into enemy territories to be canceled in medieval times was DYSENTERY. Kings didn't stop conquering because of honor or battle casualties, they did it because their soldiers got the shit, or ran out of food. Fuck most wars were 90% just waiting on castles on opposite hills to see who has to retreat due to logistics first. Being in a siege turned out to be really fucking boring all in all.