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- Dec 28, 2014
He fought capitalism by reviewing a Home Depot last Saturday or so.
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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He fought capitalism by reviewing a Home Depot last Saturday or so.
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- Jul 6, 2015
That's all Philthy was to begin with. He was just a jail dummy. Fat, slow and out of shape. He's the one the knock over when they run because he's either dumb enough to shut his mouth because he'll think it'll earn their respect or smart enough to know that if he rats them out he'll end up with nowhere to go.
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- Apr 10, 2018
I like to imagine antifa saw phil being a liability to their image as much as a member as he would be as a scorned and exiled tard, so they setup a private discord server they plopped him into by himself, told him no outside internet communique for tier 1 opsec and just ask him to pass mundane messages between two bots to get him to shut up and feel like he's helping.
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- Aug 19, 2018
Phil being featured multiple times in most "insane leftist" collages always makes me laugh.
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- Mar 24, 2013
As if Antifa ever wanted anything to do with the Slime Shittister. Phil and the wannabes he's been hanging around with got shunted off into their little LARP group where they could play dress-up without bothering the Antifa members. Just like back when they were in school and were all placed in SpEd classes so their retarded outbursts and bouncing and squeaking wouldn't bother the normal kids trying to actually get an education. They maybe had one or two actual Antifa members keeping tabs on them to make sure they weren't doing anything that could jeopardize them or bring the fuzz down on them. Maybe. I doubt they would have even considered keeping tabs on Phil to even use as cop bait, he's so useless. The other AnTardfa LARP crew? Maybe. But Phil is too much of a wank-brained bumblefuck to be worth the liability and headache.
And it isn't too surprising that Phil and his little playmates aren't actually involved with any of the rioting and "peaceful protests". It's one thing to yell at random white people on the street during a normal Portland day, or even go to a Proud Boys/Patriot Prayer demonstration to shout and throw bottles from the safety of being on the fringe of the crowd. It's a whole different matter being in the middle of rioting, looting, and burning. They could get hurt! Or hit with rubber buckshot! Or tear gassed! Or even arrested! That shit is scary! And there might be black people there! No, better to watch the riots online from the safety of the AnTardfa Barracks, where the only gas Phil needs to worry about is his own.
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- Dec 25, 2015
Not Phil, but it really reminded me of him. Same face, same ridiculous way of speaking, same delusions, same thinking he's athletic and tough and cool even though he's a fat autist.
Remarkably cleaner and more successful than Phil, though. Ah, what could've been, "cervine furry" and all.
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Ahhh, so that's why Phil can't go out with the scary protestors out there - his anxiety and ptsd! Poor diddums. So much for the insurrectionary anarchist who lives to see the USA burn.
Aka too scared to go anywhere near the protestors in case he gets in trouble. So brave!
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- Dec 28, 2014
That's a strange way to spell laziness and cowardice. What a "Crime Minister." What crimes is he minister of? I'm pretty sure crying and whimpering under a blanket while gnawing on a block of cheese bought with tard bucks isn't a crime.
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- May 27, 2013
If Phil didnt get rid of his balls like a fucking moron, he could have set up his own CHAZ in Portland or Oakland or wherever he currently lives.
But no.
Even so, he probably can still set up his Autonomous Road if he IS the Antifa Street Patrol.
Except he'd lose when someone rips that stupid nose ring right out of his septum.
But no.
Even so, he probably can still set up his Autonomous Road if he IS the Antifa Street Patrol.
Except he'd lose when someone rips that stupid nose ring right out of his septum.
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- Dec 28, 2014
I'm surprised nobody has, not even because they got mad at him for tarding out, but just because looking at it makes you wish you could rip it out just to watch him react to it.
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- Sep 23, 2016
Phil begging for cheese money from whatever group he's currently latched onto is a universal constant. It's almost heart warming in a way
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- Jan 13, 2019
Another Google review of Home Depot on the other side of town.
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- Jan 15, 2014
I wonder if Home Depot is another of his autistic obsessions like road signs or bikes. Like, he just goes in and stares at the screws or the bits of wood or something. Then waddles home and writes about how Home Depot is a communist organisation that has over 300 branches in Australatina.
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- Dec 28, 2014
I wonder why his obsessions are all of things he is too retarded to do anything with. He is literally too dumb to ride a bicycle. Road signs are completely useless to him, since he just waddles around on sidewalks anyway. Communism is a complex political philosophy he is way too dumb to understand, to the point that since it's failed completely in reality, only academics still actually study it and can perform the intellectual gymnastics necessary to believe it after doing that. And Home Depot is completely useless to someone who just wallows in a hovel full of filth, never doing anything more to improve it than sticking tard scribbles on the wall.
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But he's too retarded to do anything with anything, really. Even collecting colors of Crayola crayons would have him getting the color names wrong, and storing the crayons improperly causing them to get melted or dirty. There is nothing he could choose to do that he would not fail at.
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- Mar 3, 2019
I hope the reviews are him leaving an autistic paper trail for the feds of all the shit he’s buying for his antifa buddies.
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- Feb 19, 2015
Yeah, I remember his obsession with expensive brand-name outdoor gear he had for a while. I think that also may have been something he associated with lesbians.
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I wonder if there is also some kink aspect to this obsession, he wanders around the store looking at the rope, chain and fittings.
Then again, there are some places I am not prepared for my brain to go. ADF's bondage obsession and his cheese fetish are some of them.
Then again, there are some places I am not prepared for my brain to go. ADF's bondage obsession and his cheese fetish are some of them.