"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[break these cuffs]

Don't forget those lines tattooed onto the nose, so that he can be identified even if he wears most head coverings.

Does anyone have a read on what they signify? Or/and any explanation for the tear drop?

A tear drop is generally a prison tattoo and has a couple well known meanings. One is that you've done a significant bid, another is that you've killed someone, and the last is that you've been raped and the tattoo shows you're someone's property. I've also seen it explained that the first two reasons I listed were made up by people who wanted to hide the fact that they were raped in prison, so who the fuck knows.

 

[Mogambo]

Don't forget those lines tattooed onto the nose, so that he can be identified even if he wears most head coverings.

Does anyone have a read on what they signify? Or/and any explanation for the tear drop?

The lines on his nose are a reference to Kylo Ren's mask from Star Wars. You know the space fascist character that Phil was obsessed with because he was a brooding emo boy. I strongly suspect he regrets them seeing as how the First Order are directly compared to fascists/Nazis by many within his current social circle. It seems to be around the time he slowed down on his whole tattoo obsession.

I suspect the tear drop tattoo was because Phil was still obsessed with Latino culture and wanted to seem like a bad ass. The thing is... its a terrible tattoo idea for multiple reasons. A filled in tear drop can mean you killed someone. Alternatively it can mean you were in prison. It can also mean you were someone's bitch. The thing is, having that tattoo without "earning" it will piss off people in those communities. Or it will make them laugh because you just marked your face with a symbol that you've been raped in prison. As I said it does depend on the context and location. In Phil's case the dude is a fat white kid covered in autistic scribbles who runs away from scary black and brown men.

Again I suspect that tear drop tattoo has gotten him in trouble. Either someone said something or he figured out it was a dumb idea after seeing us laugh about it here. Either way I bet he hides it when he's out in public and avoids rough neighborhoods (I mean more than he already did). As has been pointed out before, he's not getting tattooed every other week like he used to.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

I'm surprised Phil isn't claiming he's too "disabled" to go out and protest (blaming his non-existent "fibromyalgia" or ouchies from years of houselessness oh woes), but squealing up a storm online with anti-cop and pro-antifa bullshit. This is exactly the kind of upheaval Phil's claimed to be waiting for his whole life. "Insurrectionary anarchist", was it?

Sure hope those artisan pizza deliveries aren't affected by riots or cops.

 

[AnOminous]

Either way I bet he hides it when he's out in public and avoids rough neighborhoods (I mean more than he already did). As has been pointed out before, he's not getting tattooed every other week like he used to.

It's not like we didn't warn him how stupid it was to get all this tard shit scribbled all over him permanently. But nope, he just had to show them Kiwis by getting his body and face vandalized with evidence of his retardation.

I'm surprised Phil isn't claiming he's too "disabled" to go out and protest (blaming his non-existent "fibromyalgia" or ouchies from years of houselessness oh woes), but squealing up a storm online with anti-cop and pro-antifa bullshit.

Maybe his antifag buddies finally had it with his sped antics and gave him the bum's rush.

 

[Picklechu]

Or it will make them laugh because you just marked your face with a symbol that you've been raped in prison.

Let's be real, Phil has absolutely beat off thinking about being raped in prison. He literally has a prison fetish.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Let's be real, Phil has absolutely beat off thinking about being raped in prison. He literally has a prison fetish.

The photo of Phil, a dead-eyed, balding, buck-toothed sped in an orange jumpsuit, sat on the edge of his bed in his mum's house, that he labelled "bishie prison inmate" will never not make me laugh. The very idea that Phil could be described in any way as "bishie" is hilarious, and that's before the dumb expression on his face and his need to show off his prison wank fantasy to the world (two things that are the epitome of unsexy).

A Phil in prison arc would be absolutely stellar, though. He'd brag like a cockerel when he got out, of course, but the stories from his fellow prisoners would be top notch. Phil, bouncing and squeaking in front of a bunch of Mexican gangsters, doing the quivalent of CWC's hedgehog defensive pose. He's get absolutely trashed within 24 hours.

Too bad Phil is an absolute chicken and won't be seen outside his flat for the next two weeks. So much for stomping around Portland in pseudo military larp, drinking water from a bottle through his facemask and claiming to be keeping the streets safe. Good to know the people of Portland can rely on the Crime Minister of Antifa.

 

[KiwiJoe]

Sorry if I ask this but does anyone have pics of Phil's tattoos?

 

[Positron]

Sorry if I ask this but does anyone have pics of Phil's tattoos?

Search for "tattoo" in this defunct part of the forum.

 

[break these cuffs]

Sorry if I ask this but does anyone have pics of Phil's tattoos?

Which ones? He has tons of them. Whenever Phil manages to get a couple neurons firing and something pops into his head, he gets a tattoo of it. Check out his old subforum and search for tattoos. I don't know if anyone has ever made a single thread to catalogue all of them, but there are plenty for when he gets a new one.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

A couple years ago, he made a big mistake and removed his balls. But then he joined Antifa. You need balls to be in Antifa.

The past two weeks have incredibly proven me right. Phil was a complete and absolute moron for getting rid of his balls.

Fucker probably is mad hes not joining his buddies in these balls-needing riots.

 

[AnOminous]

Which ones? He has tons of them. Whenever Phil manages to get a couple neurons firing and something pops into his head, he gets a tattoo of it.

That's in the past. We're speculating that he had a traumatic experience with one of his more stupid tattoos. Maybe he got made fun of irl or someone took offense and threatened to kick his ass for his unearned teardrop tattoo (or he got told it meant he was a jail punk and was someone's property in prison but he'd probably like that). In any event, we haven't heard him squeaking about a new tattoo for some time.

 

[Lance Private Drop Off]

In any event, we haven't heard him squeaking about a new tattoo for some time.

In fact I don't believe we have heard anything at all. I fully expected there to be rousing and well thought out
anarchist and antifa slogans, and much denouncement of authority.

 

[AnOminous]

In fact I don't believe we have heard anything at all. I fully expected there to be rousing and well thought out
anarchist and antifa slogans, and much denouncement of authority.

He's probably cowering under a blanket afraid that the scary black people will beat him up if he goes outside, occasionally bouncing and squeaking in terror.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It's been awhile since Phil even mentioned tattoos, even before going quiet. Like @AnOminous said, maybe someone mocked them IRL.

 

[cowisnow]

Philly is Antifa's answer to #Bunkerbitch.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I suspect his fingers just got too fat to operate his phone, and his sitting in his apartment, sobbing and squeaking in autistic frustration.

 

[The Dude]

I suspect his fingers just got too fat to operate his phone, and his sitting in his apartment, sobbing and squeaking in autistic frustration.

Sadly, dialing sticks don't work on modern touch screen phones. Phil is phucked, especially if his worst fears were ever realized and some gamer gater Nazi fash broke into his AnTardfa Barracks to beat the shit out of him and he couldn't call his cop buddies for help.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

I just wish he'd show up at a protest, his stench would be a more effective way of dispersing the crowd than tear gas.

 

[break these cuffs]

I just wish he'd show up at a protest, his stench would be a more effective way of dispersing the crowd than tear gas.

Given where he lives, I wouldn't be so sure. The amount of crustpunks, homeless, etc will give him a run for his money.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Given where he live, I wouldn't be so sure. The amount of crustpunks, homeless, etc will give him a run for his money.

Yeah true but the mental image of him waddling pathetically in his mall ninja cosplay while a crowd of protestors runs in fear, vomitting would be great. Especially as he screams whatever the hell 'Black Lives Matter!' would be in google translate spanish, barely able to raise his fist above his head.