"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Big Nasty]

I've noticed Phil has stopped getting new tattoos and is no longer showing off the ones he already has. Could it be that he has realised that they're really embarrassing?

 

[KiwiJoe]

I wonder where ADF is during these riots. I'm pretty sure Portland has been facing some riot activity today. What must he be doing right now? Surely he can go outside with his fellow ANTIFA larpers and at least pick up the scraps the rioters left and consider it contributing to le revolution?

 

[Optimus Prime]

I wonder where ADF is during these riots. I'm pretty sure Portland has been facing some riot activity today. What must he be doing right now? Surely he can go outside with his fellow ANTIFA larpers and at least pick up the scraps the rioters left and consider it contributing to le revolution?

Came in here wondering the same thing. This is exactly the kind of social upheval Phil's previous projection would imply he would love participating in, but as we all know he's a fucking coward who is a pure opportunist and won't do any of the risky legwork like actually be in a position where he could get hit by a shotgun launched sandbag.

Knowing him, he's probably too scared to even leave whatever rathole he's in now. I don't even remember if he's still in the flat he shared with that transethics guy or he had to get a new place, I'm so out of the loop.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Came in here wondering the same thing. This is exactly the kind of social upheval Phil's previous projection would imply he would love participating in, but as we all know he's a fucking coward who is a pure opportunist and won't do any of the risky legwork like actually be in a position where he could get hit by a shotgun launched sandbag.

Knowing him, he's probably too scared to even leave whatever rathole he's in now. I don't even remember if he's still in the flat he shared with that transethics guy or he had to get a new place, I'm so out of the loop.

I’ve been reviewing some of the footage to see if he pops up. The Twitter handle defendpdx is usually a good source because these morons like posting videos of themselves committing crime.

but then again it looks like a large amount of the very small black population are on the streets so Phil is probably terrified.

 

[Mushroom Soup]

How many times do you think he's shit himself since the rioting started?

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Knowing him, he's probably too scared to even leave whatever rathole he's in now. I don't even remember if he's still in the flat he shared with that transethics guy or he had to get a new place, I'm so out of the loop

It kind of seemed like he got kicked out of that one. He's in a much smaller apartment now, but we don't have his actual address this time. This happened maybe a year and a half ago.

 

[Khaki Shorts]

How can the Crime Minister be AWOL at a time like this?

 

[Thumb Butler]

And now he's soon a terrorist lolcow. Well done, dreams can come true.

 

[Hawke]

This recent development will probably have mixed results for Phil. On the one hand now that he's "part" of this Terrorist organization he will probably think he's dangerous and cool as Super Soldier Spud. On the other if he gets caught larping in his gear and the police pay a house visit they will see his antifa barracks, complete with flags, suspicious maps and mall ninja weaponry. It will look like the equivalent of a special needs ISIS safe house.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Phil is NEVER going to be an Antifa leader. Getting rid of his balls was an absolutely fucking awful decision for him and he will never make a decision worse.

You NEED balls to win at Antifa. You cant survive rubber bullets and smoke grenades otherwise.

Yes, there ARE tons of eunuchs in Antifa. But they arent effective. So dont rebuke my "You need balls to be in Antifa" claim. You need balls to be effective.

 

[Picklechu]

I wonder when Hoovy switches over to an animal rights and/or furry persona in order to avoid getting thrown in jail or losing his tardbux? That's assuming, of course, that his financial abusers friends let him leave.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I wonder when Hoovy switches over to an animal rights and/or furry persona in order to avoid getting thrown in jail or losing his tardbux? That's assuming, of course, that his financial abusers friends let him leave.

He briefly tried claiming he was a furry, but no one gave him asspats and we laughed at him, so he stopped.

 

[Big Nasty]

He briefly tried claiming he was a furry, but no one gave him asspats and we laughed at him, so he stopped.

Dude, that was really bizarre (in typical Phil fashion). He was dicking around on Instagram or whatever and then "I'm a Cervine Furry" outta fucking nowhere.

 

[Spiteful Crow]

It will look like the equivalent of a special needs ISIS safe house.

That's exactly what it is though
Instead of Special Forces Phil is in Special Education

 

[Thumb Butler]

Phil is NEVER going to be an Antifa leader.

He will of course never be a leader of anything, but he has proclaimed his support of Anifa numerous times in the past. In fact, his whole identity is Anifta. Don't forget the unfortunate McCain drawing, he already has a file. His Jewish headmate Xochi can't save him now.

 

[Picklechu]

In all fairness, the president can't unilaterally declare a domestic group, especially one as loose as antifa, as a terrorist organization. Still, I'm kind of hoping for some bouncing and squeaking, and for Phil to go back and embrace his inner snitch.

 

[MasterDisaster]

I'm thinking with Trump pushing to make Antifa terrorists Phil is going to officially cut the umbilical here. It was all posturing and living vicariously but the moment it becomes a threat to his way of living he'll bail to save face. Surely someone associated with a terrorist organization would lose government benefits, right?

 

[Optimus Prime]

I'm thinking with Trump pushing to make Antifa terrorists Phil is going to officially cut the umbilical here. It was all posturing and living vicariously but the moment it becomes a threat to his way of living he'll bail to save face. Surely someone associated with a terrorist organization would lose government benefits, right?

Well, it depends how attached he is to all the antifa tattoos he has.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Well, it depends how attached he is to all the antifa tattoos he has.

I'd say they have as much meaning as his bicycle ones.

 

[Positron]

Do you hear that bestial moaning of pleasure, somewhere down in a sewer in Portland?