🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[BIG_BRAD]

Is that actually true? I have a friend who got flown out to do a model shoot there, and kinda talked it up. We aren't american though, so I have no clue how the states look at eachother.

basically it's a degenerate shithole romanticized by dumb fame whores who have never experienced civilization or seen a palm tree irl

 

[BlancoMailo]

So @theralph do tell, how hard is your 3 inch wonder right now? Or has the booze finally rendered you fully impotent?

 

[Homer Simpson]

LA is the worst place in the entire world, Just think of it Maddox AND Maddax lives there. the worst part is, they WANT to live there.

basically it's a degenerate shithole romanticized by dumb fame whores who have never experienced civilization or seen a palm tree irl

Could you be a bit more specific. I'm being genuine. I know almost 0 about LA. I probably can't even spot it on a map. What makes it degenerate and a shithole, and why is it redneck alcoholics think it is a place worth bragging about? I know it has some "fame" connection, but maybe only adjacent. Like garbage youtubers look at it as the pinnacle of creator living. I know about Seattle from the hour documentary about the city dieing. How does it compare to there. Just for reference.

So @theralph do tell, how hard is your 3 inch wonder right now? Or has the booze finally rendered you fully impotent?
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You think he can even tell anymore given the gunt?

 

[Null]

Lots of Eastern Europe is vastly superior to LA. Visit Dubrovnik, Prague, Belgrade or Budapest. These cities are clean, beautiful, and rich in history. They make LA look like a Brazilian favela.

I'm actually in Belgrade and can attest it is a very clean, safe, and beautiful place with a lot of sight seeing options. I was in Odessa before and that is also a phenomenally beautiful city. I was hoping to see L'viv and Kiev before leaving but I never had the chance to travel interstate. Prague, Krakow, and Kaliningrad are on my list of "third-world shitholes" to visit.

 

[Popper Whiting]

LA is the worst place in the entire world, Just think of it Maddox AND Maddax lives there. the worst part is, they WANT to live there.

As an non-American, I can see the worth in visiting certain places in California. I'd love to hit the different breweries up and down the coast, go fishing for humboldt squid, do wine country, that type of stuff. I can even see the appeal in checking out San Fransisco even if it is an expensive shithole that is filled with homeless, hipsters and failed beatniks as it is a scenic town.

But I dont see the worth in LA. People I have interacted online with from LA always come across as vapid and obnoxious assholes, every American online I've interacted with not from LA thinks LA is full of vapid and obnoxious assholes which leads me to believe it most likely is. Throw in the sprawl, the traffic, the air pollution and the earthquakes on top of all the vapid and obnoxious assholes and I'm of the opinion that jacking off with a fistful of bullet ants would be a more pleasant experience for me then visiting LA.

Hopefully someone pushes the Gunt into the La Brea tar pit so that future generations of scientists can get freaked out by the discovery of a new variety of human Homo Obesus Bibitor.

 

[Trig.Point]

I feel bad for Rand. I've only listened to one of his streams but he seems like the sort of guy who is just constitutionally unable to turn on someone. Even someone that turns out to be an enormous shitbag like Ethan. I know people like to speculate that Ralph has dirt on him but Rand still guntshields even while incoherently drunk.

I hope there's a special place in hell for people that abuse friends loyalty.

Here’s a special animated edition of the Killstream. Special appearances by @Null , Zidan, Dame Pesos, and the ephemeral Mister Metokur. And of course, the familiar cast is present: @theralph , Gator, @Flamenco , and Bibble.

TLDW:

Spoiler: Summary of Killstream Unkut

– Gator reveals his true identity as Ralph’s soundboard
- Zidan makes his long overdue return to the Killstream
- Dame Pesos reveals his true identity as just another sample on Ralph’s sounboard
- Ralph sperg shames Flamenco, driving him to suicide
- Josh calls in to laugh as Ralph dies of alcohol poisoning
- Ralph whips his slave, Bibble, and sends him to fetch chicken wings
- Jim returns to the Killstream and reveals his face for the first time ever
- Ralph is unsure whether Metokur is real or just another broken button on his sound board, causing him to spiral into deep derpression
- Ralph aborts The Retort, overdoses on pills, and dies live on stream

Have a great weekend lads!

I'm someone that's gotten shit for defending Ralph, and used to be a regular viewer of the Killstream. but that was s a really great video, well edited great choice of clips, great graphics. It seemed aimed at actual Killstream viewers past or present.

It was one thing when Ralph had spergs like PPP or Leopirate targeting him, but he really is entering into Mundane Matt territory now, with actual functional people investing time and effort into fucking with him.

 

[Spectre_06]

I hope there's a special place in hell for people that abuse friends loyalty.

That's not loyalty, though. Gator, you can argue, is loyal because he hasn't been consistently shit on by the Gunt. Hell, even that loyalty seems to be finding its breaking point given some things Gator has said on Rackets server. No, what Rand is is a whipped bitch, but then again all Aussies are nowadays.

 

[The Qbe]

That's not loyalty, though. Gator, you can argue, is loyal because he hasn't been consistently shit on by the Gunt. Hell, even that loyalty seems to be finding its breaking point given some things Gator has said on Rackets server. No, what Rand is is a whipped bitch, but then again all Aussies are nowadays.

Listen pizza face that fag is a outcast even by drunk Aussie standards

 

[Ben Garrison]

Could you be a bit more specific.

Ill give it a shot, Think of the worst people you know, now imagine a city full of them. Theres trash everywhere and homeless people shitting and shooting up heroin in the street. Im sure you could toss a quarter and hit an illegal.

everyone moves to LA to become famous. the city attracts the worst in people.

 

[Jersey Devil]

No one will remember you.

If it helps, @theralph, I'll always remember how you shoved yourself into every c-list Gamergate Skype group and forum thread to shill your stupid ass blog. You grifted with unmatched speed, followed in a distant second by the token based gay man. Semper Fi, you ugly loser.

also the trash cheeseburger lol fatass

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

Listen pizza face that fag is a outcast even by drunk Aussie standards

yeah , randbot is just a piss head loser that beats his wife and kid.

 

[Snappy Jappy]

This has to be a prime example of Ethan Ralph being a Prize Cow.

On one hand he can't handle criticism and mockery... resorts to screaming and flailing around when anyone fucks with him (Xander.mp3)

Then on the other end... once the heat around him dies down (and Dick stops pressuring him to keep his mouth shut) he sticks his neck out and begins flinging shit at people he thinks slighted him in the past

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[Bryan Dunn]

Hey @theralph

Keep gloating faggot, you're going to drink yourself into the grave and no one will ever give you the send-off you gave DarkV. The best eulogy you'll get is in this thread.

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Ah, I see Ralph has taken a solid angry stance from my playbook. I just wish he would be honest and say why he really wants @Null to commit suicide. Which is because his thread is 1200 pages long.

 

[Instapot]

As an non-American, I can see the worth in visiting certain places in California. I'd love to hit the different breweries up and down the coast, go fishing for humboldt squid, do wine country, that type of stuff. I can even see the appeal in checking out San Fransisco even if it is an expensive shithole that is filled with homeless, hipsters and failed beatniks as it is a scenic town.

But I dont see the worth in LA. People I have interacted online with from LA always come across as vapid and obnoxious assholes, every American online I've interacted with not from LA thinks LA is full of vapid and obnoxious assholes which leads me to believe it most likely is. Throw in the sprawl, the traffic, the air pollution and the earthquakes on top of all the vapid and obnoxious assholes and I'm of the opinion that jacking off with a fistful of bullet ants would be a more pleasant experience for me then visiting LA.

Hopefully someone pushes the Gunt into the La Brea tar pit so that future generations of scientists can get freaked out by the discovery of a new variety of human Homo Obesus Bibitor.

The only thing there is that one street with tons of cutbacks that they put in every movie shot in SF, the dock is cool, the ghirardelli factory, the ruins of the burnt down bath house, China Town, and of course the fucking bridge. You would be better off staying in Napa county and then just driving down to SF for a day. The Mojave desert with all the old abandoned mines and mining towns are the only cool part of Cali besides the red woods in my opinion.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

Could you be a bit more specific. I'm being genuine. I know almost 0 about LA. I probably can't even spot it on a map. What makes it degenerate and a shithole, and why is it redneck alcoholics think it is a place worth bragging about? I know it has some "fame" connection, but maybe only adjacent. Like garbage youtubers look at it as the pinnacle of creator living.

Ever seen a ghetto American city? It’s basically just another ghetto, but with way more Mexicans than average. Lots of trash. Lots of hustlers. Lots of crime. Lots of traffic. The metropolitan areas are relatively clean, but they empty out after the business day is over, and it is surrounded by a sea of ghetto trash.

One thing about LA is many parts of it used to be very nice, but they became ghettos in the 60’s after some riots. You’ll see these Victorian style homes that used to be very beautiful around South Central. It’s a sad sight. It’s a harbinger of what our future holds if we allow things to continue this way.

I'm someone that's gotten shit for defending Ralph, and used to be a regular viewer of the Killstream. but that was s a really great video, well edited great choice of clips, great graphics. It seemed aimed at actual Killstream viewers past or present.

Thanks. Same here. I enjoyed watching Killstream for a while. It had a few golden Months, especially late 2018. It’s a shame he threw it all away to become a LOLcow.

 

[Bryan Dunn]

only trailer trash like ralph would try to flex on someone with a vacation to fucking LA of all places lmfao

How often does Dick tell Ralph to stop being a faggot? The moment Dick gets tired of Ralph's shit, Dick is gonna out him on blast imo.

Prague

Oh Prague is gorgeous man. One of the most Tourist places you can go. I recommend if you ever have the time, to check out Dubrovnik, Croatia. Absolutely worth it imo and pretty fair prices considering its a trade port city.

 

[bonusmp3]

As it has become relevant to the public interest, the aforementioned podcast has been provided to this forum of high journalism solely for your critique, criticism, response, and "review" :

Ralph & Randbot: Kiwi Josh Loses His Smile

And here are the most of the rest of the episodes

Spoiler: Many other exclusive and hard to find Ralphamale podcasts

I suggest copying the below html and using jdownloader's clipboard manager to download them all while they are around.
RANDRBONUS2020-06-13-10-00-28 Ralph&Randbot; Kiwi Josh Loses His Smile.mp3
1alison-prime.mp3
BESTOF2020-01-07-16-19-22 Best of 2019.mp3
bojackbonus.mp3
BONUS2020-01-28-16-01-02 Bonus Episode; El Paso Edition.mp3
BONUSBPS The Bonus Show; Black Pigeon Speaks.mp3
BONUSJUNE2020-06-11-15-40-17 Gator, Pey, & Ralph on CHAZ & Sony PS5 Live Reveal.mp3
DRINKERBONUS2020-03-24-19-31-46 The Bonus Show; The Critical Drinker.mp3
FEBBONUS2020-02-23-18-21-49 February Bonus Episode; Dem Primary Breakdown, Twitter Moment, + Rick Moranis.mp3
MARCHBONUS2020-03-22-17-43-49 The Bonus Show; Corona Bunker Edition.mp3
MARCHBONUS22020-04-10-14-51-17 The Bonus Show; Rona, Rona, Rona, Entropy, + Thoughts on Recent Run.mp3
MAYBONUS2020-05-10-14-52-07 May Bonus Show; Sargon Shenanigans + Inside the Mind of Butters.mp3
peyton-interview.mp3
ralph-interviews-social-autopsy-candace-owens.mp3
Session-0-Audio-1 Bonus Episode; D&D Practice with Bibble, Flamenco, & Kaz.mp3
spiritreadingRalph_15.mp3
SUPPORTER2019-12-23-23-23-58 December Bonus Episode; Rise of Shitwalker.mp3

Pastebin for easy pasting in other forums:

https://pastebin.com/6UmgG292

 

[The Qbe]

As it has become relevant to the public interest, the aforementioned podcast has been provided to this forum of high journalism solely for your critique, criticism, response, and "review" :

Ralph & Randbot: Kiwi Josh Loses His Smile

And here are the most of the rest of the episodes

Spoiler: Many other exclusive and hard to find Ralphamale podcasts

I suggest copying the below html and using jdownloader's clipboard manager to download them all while they are around.
RANDRBONUS2020-06-13-10-00-28 Ralph&Randbot; Kiwi Josh Loses His Smile.mp3
1alison-prime.mp3
BESTOF2020-01-07-16-19-22 Best of 2019.mp3
bojackbonus.mp3
BONUS2020-01-28-16-01-02 Bonus Episode; El Paso Edition.mp3
BONUSBPS The Bonus Show; Black Pigeon Speaks.mp3
BONUSJUNE2020-06-11-15-40-17 Gator, Pey, & Ralph on CHAZ & Sony PS5 Live Reveal.mp3
DRINKERBONUS2020-03-24-19-31-46 The Bonus Show; The Critical Drinker.mp3
FEBBONUS2020-02-23-18-21-49 February Bonus Episode; Dem Primary Breakdown, Twitter Moment, + Rick Moranis.mp3
MARCHBONUS2020-03-22-17-43-49 The Bonus Show; Corona Bunker Edition.mp3
MARCHBONUS22020-04-10-14-51-17 The Bonus Show; Rona, Rona, Rona, Entropy, + Thoughts on Recent Run.mp3
MAYBONUS2020-05-10-14-52-07 May Bonus Show; Sargon Shenanigans + Inside the Mind of Butters.mp3
peyton-interview.mp3
ralph-interviews-social-autopsy-candace-owens.mp3
Session-0-Audio-1 Bonus Episode; D&D Practice with Bibble, Flamenco, & Kaz.mp3
spiritreadingRalph_15.mp3
SUPPORTER2019-12-23-23-23-58 December Bonus Episode; Rise of Shitwalker.mp3

Pastebin for easy pasting in other forums:

https://pastebin.com/6UmgG292

Thanks man could only get 5 mins in and want to off my self can't believe I used to enjoy listening to him all those years ago the fart huffing is fucking unbearable

 

[nohull]

Reminder that ralph the fat fuck debated an anti-intellectualist zoophilic soyboy and manage to lose.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Now I'm not one to gossip normally but here's Ralph bitching about how people reacted sympathetically to Null's post when they'd just have ripped Ralph to shreds because the only non-bot viewers of Killstream are a-logs, hate watchers, Zoom worshippers, and Plate Gang.

Also, he turned on poor Booberlee who is just a humble archivist, accusing her of stalking Null.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACnztcGiDwA