Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The tired cat]

The way Bob and other soys totally misinterpret Cyberpunk, Star Trek and other works of fiction reminds me of this me:
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In fact, I had the ugre to make my own version
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Honestly, with Gundamn it's kinda understandable WHY the core message would go over everyone's head. When the company in question is busy making buttloads of cash from all those figures they sell.

 

[Positron]

Bobby has to be on the Right Side of History because the internet never forgets.


When Peter Coffin's lackey Angie Speaks talks more sense than you, you need to reassess your life:


Two lumps of plastic are closer to Bob's intelligent level:

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Bobby has to be on the Right Side of History because the internet never forgets.
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When Peter Coffin's lackey Angie Speaks talks more sense than you, you need to reassess your life:
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Two lumps of plastic are closer to Bob's intelligent level:
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Has Robert been scraping the Farms for OP twitter IDs so he can make new imaginary friends? He's been chatting with all sorts of cows lately.

 

[majorlyPickled]

Of course he uses a reference from the latter seasons of The Simpsons. After-all according Bob The Simpsons didn't turn into garbage, its still good you just grew up.

Gradually, I began to hate him.
It's because the new series are chock full of stuff nazis (and people with a semblance of taste whatsoever) hate, isn't it? Because that's a recurring pattern with this specimen.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

For all of Bob’s declarations of depression over lockdown, I can’t imagine his life in quarantine has been all that different from life before. He’s always been a shut-in without a social life or girlfriend.

That’s why despite the fact he would be a easy target for the virus because of his health, he’s lucky that his anti-social life has made him not be able to get it.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

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“I’m similar to a hungry sphere made of butter.”

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The fact that they’ve lasted longer than Toys R’Us baffles me.

Recycling your pizza cuts out a lot of overhead.

 

[Peep Plops]

Oh look the fat ogre is simping for the chink whore again, must be a sunday.

 

[Quixotic Man]

What does Naomi Wu have against normal clothes anyway?

 

[Bolo]

What does Naomi Wu have against normal clothes anyway?

They don't bring the thirsty views.

 

[Red Hood]

What does Naomi Wu have against normal clothes anyway?

Normal clothes don't bring the attention.

 

[The tired cat]

Normal clothes don't bring the attention.

More like normal clothes cannot contain her balloon tits.

 

[Super Hans]

More like normal clothes cannot contain her balloon tits.

She wouldn't have balloon tits if her husband didn't buy them.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

More like normal clothes cannot contain her balloon tits.

The balloon tits are the only reason anyone pays any attention to her.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Two lumps of plastic are closer to Bob's intelligent level:

To answer Naomi Who's question: maybe US tech companies would be more friendly if the Glorious People's Republic weren't the biggest thieves of intellectual property on this planet. The main reason why China is where it is right know is in part due to the utter complacency (and greed) of the West.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Bobby has to be on the Right Side of History because the internet never forgets.
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You're absolutely right Robert. Your comments are all on record, which is why it sure would be a shame if someone were to go back through them and see just how much your incoherent burbling has changed tone over the past few days. Now of course we know he's in full "Yay! Burning cop cars are badass! Go CHAZ!" mode, but earlier...

Galaxy brain take
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...Robert was convinced that the Corona Chan lockdowns alone had rendered the outside world some kind of lawless, post apocalyptic wasteland and the thought of picking up the pieces had him almost literally shaking.

George Floyd riots is making Bob tard raging hard.
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...and he also whined about how the property destruction was just playing into what the police wanted.

Gee, if your takes weren't all completely retarded to begin with, I might be annoyed by your total lack of anything remotely resembling consistency and obviously disingenuous attempts to pander to the far left, you fat fuck.

Speaking of fat fuck, I just got to thinking today about Robert's tendency to use stock drawings of conventionally attractive white guys in suits as avatars to represent him on his commentary shows.

I mean we all knew his constant raging against entitled white guys is really just a front for seething jealousy, but the vast gulf between the pictures he uses as a surrogate way to represent himself and what he actually looks like sure is another indicator of what his major malfunction is. This is like a straight dude version of the trannie avatars that always portray them as extremely attractive and effeminate, and not remotely what they actually look like.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I only became aware of Bob a few months ago and hadn’t seen this yet. I’d ask if he ever walked it back, but I know the answer.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Wait a hot minute. He has a nephew too??

yeah, Chris has 2 kids.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

yeah, Chris has 2 kids.

Three if you count how Bob needs Chris to stick up for him. “Busts his ass” will never not make me crack up.



Oh, we’re entertained all right, Christopher.

 

[Red Hood]

You're absolutely right Robert. Your comments are all on record, which is why it sure would be a shame if someone were to go back through them and see just how much your incoherent burbling has changed tone over the past few days. Now of course we know he's in full "Yay! Burning cop cars are badass! Go CHAZ!" mode, but earlier...


...Robert was convinced that the Corona Chan lockdowns alone had rendered the outside world some kind of lawless, post apocalyptic wasteland and the thought of picking up the pieces had him almost literally shaking.


...and he also whined about how the property destruction was just playing into what the police wanted.

Gee, if your takes weren't all completely retarded to begin with, I might be annoyed by your total lack of anything remotely resembling consistency and obviously disingenuous attempts to pander to the far left, you fat fuck.

Speaking of fat fuck, I just got to thinking today about Robert's tendency to use stock drawings of conventionally attractive white guys in suits as avatars to represent him on his commentary shows.
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I mean we all knew his constant raging against entitled white guys is really just a front for seething jealousy, but the vast gulf between the pictures he uses as a surrogate way to represent himself and what he actually looks like sure is another indicator of what his major malfunction is. This is like a straight dude version of the trannie avatars that always portray them as extremely attractive and effeminate, and not remotely what they actually look like.

Bob, I know you're not o-fucking-kay. You've been an inflamed hemorrhoid on the sphincter of the internet for a good decade and a half now.