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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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RockVolnutt said:
The Adam West show is something he likes overstating its influence due to a dislike of modern Batman. It certainly left a mark as it was the first live action Batman, if you didn't count old 40s serials, and the creation of Barbara Gordon for example but it came out in 1966. You know, the late 60s. Why is this important? This was already five years into Marvel making big strides over the "Distinguished Competition" as ol' Stan used to call them and the medium already moving to copy the soapy antics and real world drama he was known for. The Adam West show was emulating an era of comics that was nearly as old as its audience. Comics themselves were still decades away from their decline as mainstream entertainment.
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Honestly, the one thing I can think that had both the campiness of the Silver Age and was serious at times was Batman the Brave and the Bold. Like in one episode you have Batman going on an adventure like in the old comics and then the next you have stuff like Batman confronting Joe Chill and then being shoulder angel'd on the choice of whether he should die or not by 90s Batman and Joker.
 
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The Harley Quinn cartoon is fine. Not the best animation but makes up for it will a talented voice cast and some decent writing.
But where am I going with this?
Bob’s wrong again. His one job as a critic should be able to understand basic stuff like this. Adam West’s Batman is campy but played straight. Harley Quinn is a comedy that plays with the absurdities of superheroes and supervillains while being a character piece about the life of Harley Quinn.

Bob’s only interested in it because Harley and Ivey recently kissed after a stressful escape and are working through what it means for them.
 
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Bolo said:
Same shit always happens whenever a topic gets galvanized by internet politics, one side gets the end of the stick, because if you are going to make it a game, it means someone has to lose, and no one can ever hold an L on the internet, so we have these walk backs.

Same shit when Dave Chappelle came with the anti PC jokes, people got into their battlegrounds sides and it turned out that the masses liked Chappelle and he wasn't going to get the cancel treatment. Then one of the sides had to go and puff "well, I'm not mad or offended in any shape or form by his comedy, I just find it boring and predictable, preaching to a simpleton choir".

Sure, whatever, no one was ever mad about this Snyder cut shit, no one cared, no one lost face over this bullshit, everybody is always right about everything and the other are the ones always wrong, but not me, never me.
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With the Snyder cut, and Snyder in general, she's technically right that people weren't against the movie. They decided that it had the wrong fans and so they opposed those fans getting what they wanted out of sheer malicious spite. These are the people who point their fingers and call everyone else hateful, but they'll bunker down on a hill and fight bitterly to the last just because they don't want the CHUDs to enjoy something as harmless as a dark and gritty capeshit movie.

It's the same bullshit that happened with Alita: Battle Angel, except the PC crowd seems to have won that one, at least for the time being. They probably killed a sequel for the movie by portraying the fans as alt right misogynist trolls. Not because of anything in the actual movie, but because people were comparing it favorably to their precious Captain Marvel, a movie so precious to them that they only ever have anything to say about it when they're countering a take by the CHUDs.

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I knew this reply to Robert would come in handy again soon.
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The tired cat said:
He does realize those are mostly stationed in towns that are near the border of Mexico. I aint American, but from what I heard that is where they are mostly used.
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I think most big cities have at least a couple of armored SWAT vehicles.
 
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I tried to eat a big but still smaller portion of Bob’s average McDonald’s meal. I got 1 1/2 cheeseburgers, 3 McNuggets and a handful of fries before I felt like barfing. No breakfast or lunch. It was greasy as fuck and wasn’t even good.
Conclusion: Le Cinéma Robeaux is a fat fuck that puts crap food away like a dumpster.
 
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