Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I'm super irritated I caught a FB ban last night and can't post on this shitshow.

So, his changing his age on POF or Tinder from 40 to 18 was a science experiment. Um, yeah, like anyone believed that it was true in the first place.

Golder just asked him an actual question about if he is going to cut his hair or keep it long.....he literally sat quiet for a minute and then started in on a rant about the 24 year old vegan that he claims that he's speaking to.

He is also willing to do a science experiment by having sex with a young girl to see if the sex is better.

He doesn't want to be a cookie cutter guy and he "looks good enough". Also claimed wearing a hat would mess up his hair.

Says he doesn't use filters, that IG does that all on it's own.

Hahahaha Golder just asked him if he was under a bridge because the phone call is cutting out a lot.

EDIT: He is constantly interrupting Golder and not letting him finish his questions. Says he is allowed to have his phone with him at nighttime and I believe that is 100% untrue based on Nobleman's info.
 
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NOT IN THE CARDS!!

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He reacts to the not in the cards comments around 46 minutes in and it’s hilarious for anyone who wants to skip to that part when this is said and done. Beginning to think Goldar is a better troll then I have him credit for but let’s see where this goes
 
Q:Will he have the same 18-24 pref when he is ten years older viewer asks?
Lucas says he will an hero if he is not married in 15 years.
Everday a gloomy disaster he tries to rise above..
only incels and repubs like being single...
I am important enough to do a radio IV I am inprotant enough to date....(WOW)

Fatty has left the store and is going across the street for better sound.He is sitting outside the Bing Crosby theater.

Goldy is gonna do a similar upload for this one as with the last. Lucas is going back to shelter when he has finshed his pepsi.

Q: you had new friend setting you up and had video chat lined up a few days ago..waht happened?

A: Girl does not like long hair so friend is trying to find another girl for him. He thinks women are more picky with the cookie cutter males and he is not an option as he is older.

He's off again rambling about agephobia and capitalism and eulogising Canada. Lucas asks Goldy for his view on capitalism. He assumes goldy is a pinko.... Goldy says hospital waiting is very long in CA.

Goldy points out Lucas gets a bundle of cash a month but he does not. Lucas says G should, but there aare a ton of CA millionaires sitting on their cash.

Q: you like CA a lot -ever think of moving there?
L like CA and W Europe ( anywhere he thinks fatfucks can get gibs...)

Q: would you fuck a repulican?
A: No! fuck republicans!!
Q: is liberal vagina magical?
A: reps tend to be uptight - not good for sex or dating.
Q: did you smoke cigarettes?
A: yes from 17-37. Stopped when in mental hospital.
 
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He can't believe it's his personality - not his age ( yeah, we noticed that...)
He's going all male feminist, saying women get treated as sex objects.
Goldy asks the obj question. Lucas claims he is sexual, not sexist. ( he is so fucking nice guy/male feminist)
Any woman who calls him a misogynist is a money worshipper.

Asking him about GFs num 4 onwards....

Wernologists in the thread?
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Classy. The male feminist talks about the woman who he lost his V too. She only "rode my dick". IF he got the chance now he would do a lot more...ass stuff etc.....

Talks about later older GF who had "hella cute" 18 yr old daughter (puke)

Q: who was GF no 8?
L: Ella, black chick he hooked up with in '14 via OK Cupid. He wanted it to work out.

Feminist says a girl who comes to his place is gonna have sex with him.

He met Suzanne at Media Island - book and record place. They met on their webpage. Both advocated for same sex marriage. dated for 18 months. "gravitated" to wanting to be with younger women.....

He's lining up the Soda Psychosis. Goldy wants more on the break-up. He stopped loving S romatically
when he saw that guy at the restaurant with the two young women.

Goldy goes for a piss. LW starts a monologue on Gen-Z bigit wamenz....same old same old...
He is obsessed with view and tweet numbers etc...26 viewers..

LW - "you and I are mature gentlemen" (lol -very niceguy)

Off again about the "punk ass bitch" ( who made the not in the cards comment) . Says guys like that only get garbage whores. He and Goldy are better men.....
Goldy and Wern are gonna stream Mario Kart together...

FB comment:-

"Mature gentlemen like you and me" *has a payee*
 
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And now the fat fuck claims he took a bath with a girl and cuddled but nothing else recently? Damn those delusions are getting out of hand

Who the fuck is Ella? He claims it’s the black chick he slept with in 2014 when she was 18? Then why do you always talk about not getting laid on 10 years? Not in the cards man
 
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A new thread of insanity is born. He has twice said if he is important enough to be on a radio show he is good enough to date. More of his transactional world view.

Also: When Lucas was Goldys age "chicks" did not play video games. Also, Lucas has never seen or played Pokemon.

Fat fuck is in pot dispensary buying joints. Was talking about anime. Surprised he is not into that lollicon?? stuff.

Plans to get an apt for the winter. Talking to the shelter about that....homeless outreach yadda yadda...

Facebook commenter said "damn it he is not asking any important questions" (Abigail)
LW and G wondering what the important questions are...
Abigal was wondering what he would do with a clit...

Q: last time he spoke to a family member...
A: last year - his dad....
Q: if you had kids where would they live? apt or under a bridge?
A :apt - she would have money and I would right. He would get a job he claims. While working on being a board game designer.
Q: did you lose your licence cos you drove into a bonfire?
A: no, it was cos he was drinking when parents locked him out of the house ( at age 18)
Goldy going to FB comments...ruh roh...

"Cherry Parshmal" asked L if it was ok for the woman not to work if she hated capitalism ( she claims he got mad and ignored her). Lucas does not want to be the sugar daddy.

L has been stoned half the day.
Q: what would you say to the haterz?
A: get a life. They are not left wing or they are hypocrites. Its that "what aabout you" shit again he says...
Q: Did you find your niece hot?
A: All four are gorgeous ( he said more...ugghhh), smart. Nephew is a good looking kid too. Good work ethic.

he would date a chick who kinda looked like his niece....even step family is a no-no Lucas says...

Goldy ignored a FB question to ask Lucas about getting booted from fetlife for being a creepy fuck.

Q: do you think of jogging to get fit?
A: I walk for miles and miles every day out of boredom.He also smokes weed with people he meets.

Fat cunt is being questioned about his diet. Fucking idiot thought it was a video recording of his face, not just audio. Stupid twat.

Goldy tells him not to worry cos sometimes his IG videos make no sense and he says the same thing over and over and over....

Q: what is the goal of your food vides?
A: just to show what a date would be like/..
Q: showing off?
A: yes, I'm a guy..how does a 40 yr old impress 20 years olds...how can I?
Goldy : how can a 40 yr old can atract women...I was obese when I was 18 I had to work out and change.
women started to notice me. I asked what else...see where I am going....i looked at myself...
Lucas: I do that every day..now I am 250 ish (LOL).


claims he is walking a lot and eating less junk food...
"I'm totally losing weight"
G: is there a scale at the shelter?
Lucas:no, one at the hospital.

goldy tells him to weigh daily and work out what to change. Claims he has been losing weight for years...

"What else can I do to improve myself?" How can I be like Galdor and get the foxy honey, except I am 40. You are 22 right? Imagine yourself 40 and you see your gf but she is still 22. How can you get her then?

G: I will tell you how.Say I am you. What I would do is put my phone in plane mode for a month...would cut off from I/net. Every day I would do jogging or sit ups or weights, or some kind of sport. Eat two bananas a day..Cut off internet. I would cut off the internet til I was perfect.

Ruh, roh...Goldy mentions incels...

Goldy says he would bring a long a girl if they met up in CA. What would W do to win her over?
Lucas would say little snippets that would relate to what she was talking about....try not to talk about himself too much.


LOL - Goldy dropped the "Boyfriend free girl" line and Lucas mentioned CWC...

Im not like CWC - kicking it at the mall with a big ass sign. What I do is science (cow crossover)


LOL - he is frugal and sensible with money...
 
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MeganDodgedABullet said:
Suddenly his battery is dying - when he is put on the spot. Earlier he said he had plenty. Needs a sharper interviewer to reel him in.


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Yeah we can really see that when the questions started to approach the idea about him having to effect some change in his life, he noped out immediately.

And LOL about him talking about his healthy diet when he was freebasing an entire pizza a day ago. And eating two Mexican dinners before 10 am the day before.

Goldaor? He doesn't want to change. It went from you telling him how to improve himself, which he clearly didn't want to hear, and then he immediately Twisted the conversation back into his fantasy of some guy giving him a girl.

He seemed shocked at the suggestion that he would have to do anything to win the girl over. And there you go right there. His narcissism says that just his presence should be good enough, and this fantasy about being cock-blocked is just a way to excuse his own inability to interact with women in any normal way.
 
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Around the 1 minute mark, Goldaor says "You get $750 a month"-- Lucas said yea. Doesn't look like it's been reported to SSI that he no longer pays rent.

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Goldy asks if he is "under a bridge" cos the phone keeps cutting out.....
LW says he can use his phone and the DS at the shelter as long as he is quiet. Claims he can be in there 24-7.
Lucas is considering reviewing games for Goldy - G thinks it will be good for the viewers to see content not about his "fixations" ( quote).
Claims he met a girl two days ago and smoked weed with her and her brother. she was 21. Claims he was playing it cool.
He didn't give her his number. Says he is less in your face in person, that is his FB and IG persona. (We know you are a pussy-ass bitch IRL Lucas.)
Being a good listener is the way to meet girls Lucas says.He forgot to give that brother and sister his IG.
Ah! - he was with the girl and then her brother turned up - THEN he had something to do....

ooff!! - commenter is spamming "It's not in the cards" LMAO!!!
Lucas says that's a prick and a loser who needs a punch. Goldy does not understand the troll.
You're my enemy if you say that Lucas says. Guy is rob a flatbill idiot whose bitch worships money...OFFFF!!!!

Chimpout confirmed, he is raging at that "Not in the cards" comment.
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I think I heard Lucas saying he went to the hospital because of his feet (all the walking) so because of that he can be at the HOC all day for 3 days.

ETA:
The Spokane pedo freak has a deal for the Gen Z ladies.

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When Goldaor said: " do you think you could go somewhere and sit down and keep your mouth close to the microphone?", I thought Goldy was gonna gonna say "...and keep your mouth CLOSED" because immediately before that, Goldy had asked the same question like 5 times with Hobo JoJo interrupring every time.

This interview would be a lot more bearable if the viewers could pay a small fee to deliver an electric shock to Lucas every time he said something stupid, or didn't answer a question directly, but then it would be the last interview ever and Lucas would be electrocuted dead in under 5 minutes.

I'm realizing that this format of "be fake nice to Lucas to get an interview" is kind of limited in its appeal, because:

A) Lucas thinks he deserves this attention so hes not really effected by questions that suggest self-reflection, and

B) Lucas embarrasses himself MUCH more on his own videos, so what's the point?

I mean, getting him to nail down and quantify the 8 supposed relationships was kind of interesting, but when he forgot the number and then there ended up being 9 girlfriends with Suzanne, he didn't even acknowledge the discrepancy when Goldaor pointed it out. So what did we learn?

That he may or may not have had eight or nine relationships which didn't really involve anything sexual with a bunch of women whose names are suspiciously similar? I mean that's essentially what we all figured before anyway right?

If this is to work, goldy needs to drill him on his inconsistencies. Not let him hand wave them away. Otherwise it's just more ego fuel for Lucas.
 
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I like that Lucas actually let someone give him advice, even if he'll follow none of if. Finally God Lucas to acknowledge his weight though, even if it was clearly bullshit and his initial reply was obvious
 
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