Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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The thought hasn't occurred in his scrambled egg brain, getting rid of the cops and giving everyone a machine gun instead, he'd likely end up getting machine gunned down for being a pedo/predator/pervert/deranged freak.
 
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mothman96 said:
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The thought hasn't occurred in his scrambled egg brain, getting rid of the cops and giving everyone a machine gun instead, he'd likely end up getting machine gunned down for being a pedo/predator/pervert/deranged freak.
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He doesn't really want this, he's just trying to sound tough.

Lucas is the first one to run crying to authority figures if he feels threatened.

I love how he says he's "well behaved" now, as if a girl wants the descriptor you'd attach to a puppy who no longer pees on the rug... attached to her significant other.

But Lucas IS well-behaved; he DOESNT pee on the rug.... he just pees in his Batman Pantaloonies instead.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
He doesn't really want this, he's just trying to sound tough.

Lucas is the first one to run crying to authority figures if he feels threatened.

I love how he says he's "well behaved" now, as if a girl wants the descriptor you'd attach to a puppy who no longer pees on the rug... attached to her significant other.

But Lucas IS well-behaved; he DOESNT pee on the rug.... he just pees in his Batman Pantaloonies instead.
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Someone told him Gen Z girls like jeans, so he dumped his batman/camo pantaloons and is into wearing jeans. So now he pees his jeans.

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So now we know 2 things about Lucas and his urinary habits.
1. he'll use a kitchen sink as his urinal.
2. he pees his pants.
 
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Someone told him Gen Z girls like jeans, so he dumped his batman/camo pantaloons and is into wearing jeans. So now he pees his jeans.
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Because everyone has peed themselves, right? RIGHT?!

Fuck, I laughed so hard at that. He was so desperate for that to be a normal thing. No, Lucas. Some of us stopped messing ourselves once we were potty trained. 🙄
 
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mothman96 said:
Someone told him Gen Z girls like jeans, so he dumped his batman/camo pantaloons and is into wearing jeans. So now he pees his jeans.

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So now we know 2 things about Lucas and his urinary habits.
1. he'll use a kitchen sink as his urinal.
2. he pees his pants.
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He sure made a big deal of the whole pissing himself thing....he acted totally shocked that most people don't piss themselves 'once in awhile' which says everything you need to know about how often he does it. Notice that he claimed he 'didn't remember' the last time it happened and assumed it had to have been around 20 years ago.....inadvertently admitting he was pissing himself in his 20s at a bare minimum

He also strongly implied he pissed himself fairly regularly as a hobo and seemed to think that w as a perfectly normal thing for hobos to do. He seems to be under the impression hobos don't have access to toilets or don't just piss in the nearest bush or alley when necessary rather than pissing themselves

It makes me wonder how often he shits himself. But yeah, the way he went off about it he clearly pisses himself on a fairly regular basis or he wouldn't have brought it up and wouldn't think its as normal as he clearly does

Hear that zoomer baes? Lucas only pisses himself occasionally these days, totally great genes for your telomere rich ubermensch babies

On that note:

Enuresis as a premorbid developmental marker of schizophrenia

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Mental illness and bladder control

Gee isn't that interesting. It seems pissing yourself is common in schizos. But thats totally a coincidence, right lucas?
 
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WonderWino said:
He sure made a big deal of the whole pissing himself thing....he acted totally shocked that most people don't piss themselves 'once in awhile' which says everything you need to know about how often he does it. Notice that he claimed he 'didn't remember' the last time it happened and assumed it had to have been around 20 years ago.....inadvertently admitting he was pissing himself in his 20s at a bare minimum

He also strongly implied he pissed himself fairly regularly as a hobo and seemed to think that w as a perfectly normal thing for hobos to do. He seems to be under the impression hobos don't have access to toilets or don't just piss in the nearest bush or alley when necessary rather than pissing themselves

It makes me wonder how often he shits himself. But yeah, the way he went off about it he clearly pisses himself on a fairly regular basis or he wouldn't have brought it up and wouldn't think its as normal as he clearly does

Hear that zoomer baes? Lucas only pisses himself occasionally these days, totally great genes for your telomere rich ubermensch babies

On that note:

Enuresis as a premorbid developmental marker of schizophrenia

and

Mental illness and bladder control

Gee isn't that interesting. It seems pissing yourself is common in schizos. But thats totally a coincidence, right lucas?
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So we can add smelling like stale piss to the list of foul homeless smells he must emanate. Imagine being the waiter at the nice restaurants he goes to and having to deal with a homeless schizo who smells like piss ordering a full course meal at 10 AM? At least the people at HoC are used to dealing with piss stinking homeless people.

edit - this explains the pics with him in a hospital gown. He had his clothes taken to be washed because he pissed himself.
 
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Stafford Beer Bong said:
So we can add smelling like stale piss to the list of foul homeless smells he must emanate. Imagine being the waiter at the nice restaurants he goes to and having to deal with a homeless schizo who smells like piss ordering a full course meal at 10 AM? At least the people at HoC are used to dealing with piss stinking homeless people.

edit - this explains the pics with him in a hospital gown. He had his clothes taken to be washed because he pissed himself.
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Also explains his nonsensical 'they make everyone shower and wear gowns every day' when i've never seen or heard of a homeless shelter doing that and doubt it would be practical when you have so many hobos coming in every day. You'd have to have either a very big shower to handle everyone at once or a much smaller shower that would take forever to process everybody and it couldn't be the former because it would be asking for trouble and an inevitable incident if they had everybody showering at once prison style

His 'they make us shower' really means 'they made ME shower and told me a bs story so I wouldn't go batshit'

I wonder how long it'll be before he starts claiming the piss smell is a good thing and it is some kind of zoomer attracting musk that draws the fertile young baes to him like flies on shit

That said it paints an even clearer picture of hobo lucas at his worst - sleeping in alleys covered in days old stale piss and eating garbage while yelling randomly at the world for his problems
 
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So, I was thinking it was really strange that the entire time he was on the phone yesterday, he kept pulling his face away from the phone so that people didn't see him look bad, up his nose, etc., because he thought he was on a video chat. How he couldn't understand basic technology isn't baffling at all, he's a fucking idiot, but it is funny that he posts god awful videos where he looks absolutely terrible and literally insane, and doesn't bat an eye. Specifically this one....

 
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I know bladder control is a big side effect of people who are on a lot of mental health meds. For some reason those medicines effect the bladder muscles. Lucas not taking his meds, I would have thought that would not be as much of a thing. However, diabetics also have to pee frequently and may have control issues, and Lucas being the lazy bum he is, he might just let it rip.

WonderWino said:
He sure made a big deal of the whole pissing himself thing....he acted totally shocked that most people don't piss themselves 'once in awhile' which says everything you need to know about how often he does it. Notice that he claimed he 'didn't remember' the last time it happened and assumed it had to have been around 20 years ago.....inadvertently admitting he was pissing himself in his 20s at a bare minimum

He also strongly implied he pissed himself fairly regularly as a hobo and seemed to think that w as a perfectly normal thing for hobos to do. He seems to be under the impression hobos don't have access to toilets or don't just piss in the nearest bush or alley when necessary rather than pissing themselves

It makes me wonder how often he shits himself. But yeah, the way he went off about it he clearly pisses himself on a fairly regular basis or he wouldn't have brought it up and wouldn't think its as normal as he clearly does

Hear that zoomer baes? Lucas only pisses himself occasionally these days, totally great genes for your telomere rich ubermensch babies

On that note:

Enuresis as a premorbid developmental marker of schizophrenia

and

Mental illness and bladder control

Gee isn't that interesting. It seems pissing yourself is common in schizos. But thats totally a coincidence, right lucas?
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So, I was thinking it was really strange that the entire time he was on the phone yesterday, he kept pulling his face away from the phone so that people didn't see him look bad, up his nose, etc., because he thought he was on a video chat. How he couldn't understand basic technology isn't baffling at all, he's a fucking idiot, but it is funny that he posts god awful videos where he looks absolutely terrible and literally insane, and doesn't bat an eye. Specifically this one....

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That head fake he makes at :18-:19 scares me for some reason
 
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Next 'The Horror of Lucas Werner' video should cover that, along with homeless podcast daddy
Fatal Walter said:
At first he said it was age appropriation somehow. Then suddenly he was all on board with it for the fetlife mini saga. Then he decided the DDLG community are all bigots after they chased him out for just obviously being a creep. That story really needs to be told eventually.
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MarcoPolo6699 said:
It's time to protest against Starbucks for kicking Lucas out.

Galileo2333 has a suggestion where anti police protests should be focused. And what specific units of the police need most to be disbanded!

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Dude why do you keep posting this pedos fucking videos fuck off with that faggot shit
 
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