Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

WonderWino said:
I wonder how long it would take lucas to notice if somebody hacked his facebook account and changed his pic from the no dice one to a near identical one with the dice replaced by cards. He'd be fucking livid when he finally noticed it



Lucas better be careful saying things like that. Saying he will get a job if he gets a woman is publicly admitting he believes he is medically capable of working which can lead to all kinds of issues with a disability and a forced reevaluation to determine competency. I've seen it happen a few times, including an incident so monumentally stupid that you'd want to bang your head against a wall over how moronic the government can be at times. Its never wise to make statements like that when you're on a disability



LOL well good luck with that one. He is on a do not rent list for spokane at a minimum. The shelter isn't going to be able to help him out with getting an apartment - and you can bet he didn't tell them about that important little tidbit because then he'd have alot of explaining to do that might even get them thinking its wise to kick him out of the shelter lest a similar incident happen there. On that note, lucas better start seriously thinking about winter shelter, the shelters are going to be packed come the cold weather and its already mid june. Only three solid warm months left before he starts having to be concerned about it



Oh yeah, that won't lead to a bad situation sooner or later at all. Randomly getting high with people you just met and don't know, but who know you're an idiot and have drugs on you and likely know you're the local creeper nobody wants anything to do with. That totally won't lead to a mugging at all



LOL 250 my ass. He weighs at least 70 -100lb more than I do and i'm 240 and fairly fit. He is fucking hermann goering level obese



I'm surprised it hasn't happened already. Lucas still hasn't figured out he is being fucked with and laughed at, which even for him is stupid at this point. He would have lost his shit by now if he figured it out. Also lucas thinks he has a hook into the guy and can get things out of him - the pizza, the DS and 'if he plays his cards right' a woman. He probably thinks he is some master manipulator who is going to trick the location of or access to women out of him if he plays along and behaves long enough



Translation: lucas didn't like where the conversation was going and figured it was going to get awkward for him soon and knowing he'd lose his shit and thus his perceived gravy train he claimed his battery was dying to leave while saving face. No doubt congratulating himself on how clever he thinks he is by doing so. He's literally trying to play the interviewer while totally unaware he is the one being played and still thinks hes the smart one. He will get eaten alive by people in prison if he ever gets busted



Lucas must be in utterly fucked as far as his health goes if his feet are really so bad he has to go to the hospital just because he does some basic walking most days (and in the city no less) The beetus must be getting pretty bad for that to be happening, and the obesity is making it that much worse. If that story is actually true he is in really, really bad health for a 40 year old



....Simpsons predicted this. This sums up lucas's family therapy sessions rather well I think




Isn't 'cherie parshall' using the same pic dream chaser was using for awhile on youtube comments?
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Club Sandwich said:
i don't have a problem with Lucas not having a girlfriend. i would prefer he fail to obtain one in perpetuity.

i have to assume that he does this reflection because people are annoyed or tell him off for his antics, and hence why it's other's problem and not his... yet he's the own that is constantly begging and pleading - desperate for some woman's attention. since Lucas is the complainer here (i don't have a girlfriend and it's not my fault), and people don't have a problem with that (people are not going out of their way to resolve the "problem") then people are obviously okay with Lucas not having a girlfriend.

then Lucas, refusing to improve his situation, and like a small child, insists on others doing all the activity to improve his lot in life.

this is why Lucas is such a loser. the distilled essence of being a whining, desperate loser that refuses all responsibility and takes no ownership of his life, content to live on the dole and scrape by instead of leveraging handouts and assistance to get ahead in life.

this is why Lucas engenders no respect (and i assume, no desirability for women).

i think, and you can see in his videos since he lost the apartment, that he can to that realization, but his own incompetence at self-analysis and his pride and ego prevent him from acknowledging it. a problem unacknowledged is a problem not solved. Lucas being "injured" by not having a girlfriend is a Lucas' problem. it injures no one else naturally - Lucas has to go out of his way and spend his energy injuring others (annoying them with videos, screaming, and disgusting behavior) instead of improving himself.

kind of a feedback loop, isn't it?
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That's why he needs real wingmen who will actually help him get access to the young women and protect him from the catfish. I want him to succeed and turn his life around.
 
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MarcoPolo6699 said:
That's why he needs real wingmen who will actually help him get access to the young women and protect him from the catfish. I want him to succeed and turn his life around.
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Any woman who was worthy of being subjected to that fat sack o' crap would not, in fact, be worthy of the label "woman".
 
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Troon Draugur said:
Any woman who was worthy of being subjected to that fat sack o' crap would not, in fact, be worthy of the label "woman".
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It would be a benevolent deed to offer Lucas a 18 year old girl and lots of help for him and her to get to know each other. Lucas could definitely use some help with showering and grooming. That would make likely a huge difference in his mood. I want him to succeed.
 
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MarcoPolo6699 said:
It would be a benevolent deed to offer Lucas a 18 year old girl and lots of help for him and her to get to know each other. Lucas could definitely use some help with showering and grooming. That would make likely a huge difference in his mood. I want him to succeed.
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The only "help" Lucas needs is a vasectomy and to be heavily medicated and locked away.
Again, fuck off pedo.
 
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Still haven't had occasion to watch all of pt2 of the Goldoar interview, just the highlight about Lucas's pissed pants.

Incontinence is nothing new for Lucas. in his 2010 personal reflection, located on page 39, he explains his relationship with his bowels:

There's something else I'm obviously forgetting. Going to the bathroom. A lot of times I would just find a bush outside and piss on it. I don't know why. It's just what did. I was pretty doped up. I'm surprised I was able to get to a toilet to deficate. Sometimes I didn't even make it that far. I had accidents. I had to retrain myself how to hold my bowels again.



A lot of the time I just didn't care
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Its because he IS that pedo, no doubt
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If you'd like some negative attention @MarcoPolo6699 , you've got your own little thread. It's not very popular or lively, because you are a boring faggot and nobody wants to talk about, or to, you.
 
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MarcoPolo6699 said:
It would be a benevolent deed to offer Lucas a 18 year old girl and lots of help for him and her to get to know each other. Lucas could definitely use some help with showering and grooming. That would make likely a huge difference in his mood. I want him to succeed.
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"Offer" him a girl? You know that women are people too, right? And why would any girl want to be with a schizophrenic pedo who can't even be arsed to pee in a bush instead of his pants? If he can't take care of his hygiene, get a job and try to act like a normal human in order to find a girlfriend, what makes you think would he do that after he gets one?
 
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MarcoPolo6699 said:
It would be a benevolent deed to offer Lucas a 18 year old girl and lots of help for him and her to get to know each other. Lucas could definitely use some help with showering and grooming. That would make likely a huge difference in his mood. I want him to succeed.
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You must've missed the part where women aren't chattel, they aren't to be "offered" as a sacrifice to an insane pedophile. His inability to get a girlfriend is the least of his problems, regardless of what he thinks in his addled mind.

Also, what makes you think he would even accept help? In the second Facebook chat he immediately shut down any suggestions that there's any problem with him, let alone that he has anything to improve upon. You're wasting your fucking time if you think Lucas is going to make any meaningful changes to better himself. The fact is, with his mental faculties, he's only going to get worse as time goes on.

Again, keep to your own thread, pedo.
 
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MarcoPolo6699 said:
It would be a benevolent deed to offer Lucas a 18 year old girl and lots of help for him and her to get to know each other. Lucas could definitely use some help with showering and grooming. That would make likely a huge difference in his mood. I want him to succeed.
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This is like that faggot Boxershorts47 all over again but somehow (and I can't believe I'm typing this) with less finesse. At least he put some effort in.
 
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Autism doesn't exist. Like mental illness.

All capitalist cock blocking strategies.

This says to me that Lucas feels threatened by a possible diagnosis, because he's afraid it'd be accurate.

He likes being on SSI, but hates not being taken seriously. He doesn't understand that his demonstrated psych issues are only one of many reasons no one takes him seriously.
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Clock blocks are meant to be broken through!
 
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Club Sandwich said:
i don't have a problem with Lucas not having a girlfriend. i would prefer he fail to obtain one in perpetuity.

i have to assume that he does this reflection because people are annoyed or tell him off for his antics, and hence why it's other's problem and not his... yet he's the own that is constantly begging and pleading - desperate for some woman's attention. since Lucas is the complainer here (i don't have a girlfriend and it's not my fault), and people don't have a problem with that (people are not going out of their way to resolve the "problem") then people are obviously okay with Lucas not having a girlfriend.

then Lucas, refusing to improve his situation, and like a small child, insists on others doing all the activity to improve his lot in life.

this is why Lucas is such a loser. the distilled essence of being a whining, desperate loser that refuses all responsibility and takes no ownership of his life, content to live on the dole and scrape by instead of leveraging handouts and assistance to get ahead in life.

this is why Lucas engenders no respect (and i assume, no desirability for women).

i think, and you can see in his videos since he lost the apartment, that he can to that realization, but his own incompetence at self-analysis and his pride and ego prevent him from acknowledging it. a problem unacknowledged is a problem not solved. Lucas being "injured" by not having a girlfriend is a Lucas' problem. it injures no one else naturally - Lucas has to go out of his way and spend his energy injuring others (annoying them with videos, screaming, and disgusting behavior) instead of improving himself.

kind of a feedback loop, isn't it?
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It's time to break that feedback loop and change Lucas 's life!
 
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Last morsel of abuse I'll toss the faggots way, before returning to marveling at Lucas's incontentence :

What type of retard auditions to be Lucas's wingman? This is a rhetorical question. Lucas will never notice you, because you're arguably even lower status than he is.

Lolcows often reveal others. But you're no cow, and I can't lol, you boring, fucked up faggot.

As for Lucas, I can't help but smile at him wandering the streets, stalking zoomer poonaner, all the while stinking of piss unselfconsciously.
 
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MarcoPolo6699 said:
Men are supposed to dictate to women what their purpose is.
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Try that and see what happens, fuckboy. We women don’t give a rat’s arse. No woman will fuck Lucas, no woman will fuck you. Shocking but true!

also seconding, what kind of pathetic mong kisses LUCAS’ arse? Seriously? That’s like sucking up to a dead possum.
 
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