Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

The best part about the reflections is that what gets him most upset is Cyril allegedly spreading rumors that he's gay. He calls him a "pussy assed bitch" and admits trying to steal his girlfriend with an imbecilic plan, this in a project to inspire marginalized youth. Way to empathize, Lucas.
 
Lucas frames his incontinence as a thing of the past. He once routinely pissed himself and dumped his pants, and did not give a damn. He learned to control his bladder and bowels.

However, his recent interview and eye witness reports suggest that it is not the case. Lucas, a 40 year old man, is imperfectly potty trained. He smells of urine.

Note that incontinence can be a symptom of many disorders Lucas claims he does not have: schizophrenia, autism, etc.
Anyone as fat as Lucas (6'1 400) was will have some urinary incontinence. I assume he's in the near 300 range now, still obese, but his organs aren't being crushed as much. Of course, it's Lucas, it's a good bet he just never bothered to learn or change after his weight loss and can whine about how bigots don't want to be near a man that smells rancid.
 
Suicide is scheduled for 2035.

Most money in his deathpool is on death by beetus. Heart attack, and shot to death, are also popular.
honestly i know too many people that get along "just fine" with untreated diabetes, but at his size and circumstance, and his diet, i would put betting money on heart disease or coronary trouble like an infarction or a angina leading heard failure. his cholesterol and sodium levels would grossly increase a heart-related death as time wears on plus you can easily see how stubborn and poorly informed he is. he would totally refuse to stop easy greasy pizza daily if he had the steady money for it. and walking alone isn't going to cut that.

(6'1 400)
also what? that surprised me actually. he looks much shorter than 6'1" in photos, like he's 5'10 or so because of how rotund he is. maybe just camera angles since he's always mugging the camera rather than taking some pride in his appearance and framing things well and so forth.
 
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Lucas says he's 6'1, thus he's probably like 5'10 but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.
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i couldn't find the original pic, but the relative height between the two (and that's a 40ish gallon public trash receptacle that's probably around 42+ inches in height) is very useful. the trash receptacle is not quite 4', so him being 6' isn't out of line. this picture was taken about 550ish feet away, and at a slight downward angle.

i guess he just really fore-shortens himself when he does selfies or something - i thought he was under 6'.
 
Pretty sure that creepy dude is one tentacle of a lovecraft monster looking for valuable sacrifices to anchor his imaginary existence to our real world. Do NOT, EVER, off it or its' avatar Lucas a teen girl.
It would be a benevolent deed to offer Lucas a 18 year old girl and lots of help for him and her to get to know each other. Lucas could definitely use some help with showering and grooming. That would make likely a huge difference in his mood. I want him to succeed.
 
Suicide is scheduled for 2035.

Most money in his deathpool is on death by beetus. Heart attack, and shot to death, are also popular.
I don't see him ever becoming an hero, he's too self-involved. One day, he's gonna write one of his creepy-ass posts about a random girl and a vengeful bf/father is gonna see it, research him and then straight up murder the silly twat.
 
"Offer" him a girl? You know that women are people too, right? And why would any girl want to be with a schizophrenic pedo who can't even be arsed to pee in a bush instead of his pants? If he can't take care of his hygiene, get a job and try to act like a normal human in order to find a girlfriend, what makes you think would he do that after he gets one?
I don't see him ever becoming an hero, he's too self-involved. One day, he's gonna write one of his creepy-ass posts about a random girl and a vengeful bf/father is gonna see it, research him and then straight up murder the silly twat.
Or perhaps a girl's father finds it and decides this man Lucas, is the man my daughter should marry. A father who's role model is Abu Bakr, the father of Aisha wife of Prohhet Muhammad (peace be upon him).
 
The best part about the reflections is that what gets him most upset is Cyril allegedly spreading rumors that he's gay. He calls him a "pussy assed bitch" and admits trying to steal his girlfriend with an imbecilic plan, this in a project to inspire marginalized youth. Way to empathize, Lucas.

....You left out the part where he is so concerned about people thinking he is gay, while claiming he totally isn't, while posting said reflection on a site intended for gay teens

One has to wonder what he was doing on that site in the first place if he is totally not gay
 
Lucas has a strong desire to control women. That's how things should work in society. It should be structured so that men have authority over women and to a great extent own women as property. I want to reform society to that effect. Guys like Lucas will benefit and really so will everyone else. I encourage everyone to think of the benefits of a society with a benevolent structural patriarchy.
I miss the days when trolls were good.
 
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