Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Lucas posted these two pictures, back to back, on his Instagram.

Aside from his inability to make memes, what can we learn from these two?

I'd say they look like they're filtered a little differently wouldn't you? So much for your theory about Instagram Auto filtering all your pictures Lucas!

You're clearly doing this yourself to try to make yourself look less like a ruddy hobo alcoholic!

Proof is in the PEDO!

 

[PrincessKidana]

Men are supposed to dictate to women what their purpose is.

I fucking DARE my boyfriend to EVER tell me what to do outside of the ONLY context he is allowed to tell me what to do which is something I'm sure you've never experienced (you know... sex). Unless he is grabbing my arm and yelling at me to step back to keep me from getting hit by an out-of-control vehicle, he doesn't TELL me what to do... ever. He doesn't dictate my purpose. He loves me and respects me. We are equals.

Fucking male chauvinist cunt.

 

[mothman96]

I remembered back to when Lucas was first placed at Pioneer Pathway. He started going to the McDonald's at the corner of Howard and 3rd ave. One time he left his change on the counter and one of the girls who worked there went and took his change to his table. He made a post calling her sweetheart. She ended up making an acct here. GleamingTheQ-Bert asked her how crazy does he seem, walk, does he reek etc. Note the "BO/stale piss scent"

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lucas-werner.17234/page-440#post-5526285

he has that sort of BO/stale piss scent that's typically carried by the most destitute of homeless people that have not had access to a washing machine or shower for months.

he is EXTREMELY greasy. probably the greasiest person i've ever come across. he has a sort of slicked back mullet kinda hairstyle, but it stays back through the pure oil he excretes. his hair looks perpetually wet because of this.

he has a mini version of a bulging Slaton forehead. he waddles like a penguin, and inexplicably, his pantaloonies (personally only witnessed the Ninja Turtle ones firsthand) are much too big for him.

as for the teen Spokanites, i'd say maybe 40% know who he is? usually the more edgy types tend to be the most familiar with him, i have no idea why.

 

[teleméres69]

The best one is the wall of text over his face that ends with him yelling it is in the cards. I love how salty repeating that line from his own mother makes him. At this point it probably pisses him off more than creep

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Lucas posted these two pictures, back to back, on his Instagram.

Aside from his inability to make memes, what can we learn from these two?

I'd say they look like they're filtered a little differently wouldn't you? So much for your theory about Instagram Auto filtering all your pictures Lucas!

You're clearly doing this yourself to try to make yourself look less like a ruddy hobo alcoholic!

Proof is in the PEDO!

 

[VoidFace]

Don't mind me, just here to shamelessly post the new "It's Not in the Cards" podcast since we know Lucas obsesses over this thread and will see it:

https://open.spotify.com/episode/0hfQKMnQeJpdroCbymlMUf?si=uyJn-wllSTeVgG_iRAAZog

https://anchor.fm/voidface/episodes/Im-Important-Enough-to-Be-on-the-Radio-efh5r9

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Goldaor posted on YouTube:

 

[mothman96]

Goldaor posted on YouTube:

Goldaor deleted the 2nd podcast with all the comments from his FB. He still has the 1st one on his page.

ETA:
Ok folks, the 2nd podcast/comments is back on his FB. I'd gone done his page twice and it wasn't there, now it's there.

 

[PrincessKidana]

Goldaor deleted the 2nd podcast with all the comments from his FB. He still has the 1st one on his page.

Well that makes me a sad panda. I can't poke at him anymore.

 

[WonderWino]

Goldaor deleted the 2nd podcast with all the comments from his FB. He still has the 1st one on his page.

I wonder why he did that

 

[AbraCadaver]

I fucking DARE my boyfriend to EVER tell me what to do outside of the ONLY context he is allowed to tell me what to do which is something I'm sure you've never experienced (you know... sex). Unless he is grabbing my arm and yelling at me to step back to keep me from getting hit by an out-of-control vehicle, he doesn't TELL me what to do... ever. He doesn't dictate my purpose. He loves me and respects me. We are equals.

Fucking male chauvinist cunt.

Lol calm down sis he’s just a lolcow

 

[PrincessKidana]

Lol calm down sis he’s just a lolcow

I'm not worked up. Just reminding a piece of trash that the reason it doesn't get laid is because real women have standards.

 

[Rescuetoast]

I wonder why he did that

Probably accidentally changed the privacy setting to “only me”, if the comments are all still there.

 

[Czolg]

The fact that Lucas soils and pisses himself regularly was revealed in his "It Gets Better" manifesto long time ago, so I don't know who he tries to deceive by sweeping it under the rug and saying it happened long time ago. He truly functions at the lowest fucking level possible - he shits where he stands, thinks only about food and mating. If not for his desire for sex, he wouldn't even had lizard brain but protozoan "brain".

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

The fact that Lucas soils and pisses himself regularly was revealed in his "It Gets Better" manifesto long time ago, so I don't know who he tries to deceive by sweeping it under the rug and saying it happened long time ago. He truly functions at the lowest fucking level possible - he shits where he stands, thinks only about food and mating. If not for his desire for sex, he wouldn't even had lizard brain but protozoan "brain".

But he does scientific research!

 

[VoidFace]

The fact that Lucas soils and pisses himself regularly was revealed in his "It Gets Better" manifesto long time ago, so I don't know who he tries to deceive by sweeping it under the rug and saying it happened long time ago. He truly functions at the lowest fucking level possible - he shits where he stands, thinks only about food and mating. If not for his desire for sex, he wouldn't even had lizard brain but protozoan "brain".

Ok he what now? I like to think I'm a decent Wernerologist but I've never even heard of his "It Gets Better" manifesto or anything like that. Do you happen to have a link, or know approximately what page it might be posted on? Thanks in advance, if you do, because this sounds hilarious.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Ok he what now? I like to think I'm a decent Wernerologist but I've never even heard of his "It Gets Better" manifesto or anything like that. Do you happen to have a link, or know approximately what page it might be posted on? Thanks in advance, if you do, because this sounds hilarious.

Page 39, post #775 by @QueenBurritoSupreme , halfway down the page, spoilered "Lucas Personal Reflection" or something similar.

It's kinda required Wernologist reading, because it establishes our first occurrence of some of his patterns, and gives us some honesty (we suppose) about certain matters like wetting himself and being weirdly oedipal with his Mom.

 

[Czolg]

Page 39, post #775 by @QueenBurritoSupreme , halfway down the page, spoilered "Lucas Personal Reflection" or something similar.

It's kinda required Wernologist reading, because it establishes our first occurrence of some of his patterns, and gives us some honesty (we suppose) about certain matters like wetting himself and being weirdly oedipal with his Mom.

This is also one of the last cases of Lucas' self-awareness and great example of his gradual descent into insanity. Lucas from back then and Lucas now are almost like two different people. Current Lucas is much worse ofc.

 

[Junkail]

Page 39, post #775 by @QueenBurritoSupreme , halfway down the page, spoilered "Lucas Personal Reflection" or something similar.

It's kinda required Wernologist reading, because it establishes our first occurrence of some of his patterns, and gives us some honesty (we suppose) about certain matters like wetting himself and being weirdly oedipal with his Mom.

Had Lucas's brain not migrated from his head to his dick, he could've possibly turn out to be a pretty decent writer.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Ok he what now? I like to think I'm a decent Wernerologist but I've never even heard of his "It Gets Better" manifesto or anything like that. Do you happen to have a link, or know approximately what page it might be posted on? Thanks in advance, if you do, because this sounds hilarious.

Page 39, post #775 by @QueenBurritoSupreme , halfway down the page, spoilered "Lucas Personal Reflection" or something similar.

It's kinda required Wernologist reading, because it establishes our first occurrence of some of his patterns, and gives us some honesty (we suppose) about certain matters like wetting himself and being weirdly oedipal with his Mom.

Aka the 2010 Personal Reflection. Written for gay teens as part of the "It Gets Better" Project. Because Lucas knows about things improving.

Lucas frames his incontinence as a thing of the past. He once routinely pissed himself and dumped his pants, and did not give a damn. He learned to control his bladder and bowels.

However, his recent interview and eye witness reports suggest that it is not the case. Lucas, a 40 year old man, is imperfectly potty trained. He smells of urine.

Note that incontinence can be a symptom of many disorders Lucas claims he does not have: schizophrenia, autism, etc.

This is also one of the last cases of Lucas' self-awareness and great example of his gradual descent into insanity. Lucas from back then and Lucas now are almost like two different people. Current Lucas is much worse ofc.

The Reflections are only nominally self aware. Consider the audience he was writing for (troubled teens), the embarrassing things he disclosed (incontinence, being a creepy loser), and the wild tangents he went on (Cyril gave him no poonaner).

While it is a valuable insight into how Lucas sees himself, he wrote it expecting to get laid by a millennial. It shows his characteristic lack of insight.

And you're right: he's gotten much worse since.

 

[Club Sandwich]

Clock blocks are meant to be broken through!

Lucas cockblocks himself by being a loser fatbody that insists nothing is his fault and uses that as justification to do nothing to improve his lot in life.

nobody - man, woman, Martian, etc - is interested in hanging out or associating with such people because they are a net drain, a loss, on themselves. about the only reason why someone would willingly associate with Lucas right now is because he lives on the dole (free money) and to get some cheap laughs at the expense of a crazy filthy hobo.

it's like watching bum fights or donating to one of those weird gofundme requests that offer a sob story. Lucas doesn't even have a sob story besides moaning about his failure to thrive and demanding someone else rescue him from it.

"i can't stop punching myself, please make me stop punching myself... fuck you capitalist, i'll punch myself if i want to!"

Men are supposed to dictate to women what their purpose is.

nice try, trying to delete that. and you think you're one to think positive and "help" people like Lucas when you can't even figure out why that's a terrible thing to believe in? the fact you said it off the cuff tells more about you, than your desire to be optimistic.

i take back my earlier comments on your strategy - you and Lucas deserve each other since you see eye to eye on the topic of women.