Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Wernology]

What a prince.

 

[PrincessKidana]

His replies to his "haters" have begun. The fit that shall be had by Sir Micropeen himself will be beautiful.

Edit:
Kudos to whoever inspired this epic meltdown over his weight:

No fucking way does he only weigh 250 lbs. And Lucas needs to learn how to chew with his fucking mouth CLOSED before telling others how to eat. Oh, and he needs to not fucking feed himself endless junkfood and entire fucking pizzas.

 

[Fatal Walter]

This one is kind of like past Lucas yelling at present Lucas. It was from about 9 months ago.

Edit: Those comments on the interview are so goddamn negative. This is going to be a trainwreck.

 

[mothman96]

Wow he is an idiot.

Also Goldaor is getting bold, he is gonna piss Lucas off and lose the cow

I'd say Goldaor knows how to play Lucas and Lucas is such moron to know he's being played. Goldaor will do enough to keep Lucas hooked. For ex. when several people brought up the "Its not in the cards" and Lucas had his psycho fit going on with" the punk bitch guy with the punk bitch comment etc. etc. etc. ", Goldaor "fed" the pedo with "yea, fuck this guy". Goldoar got the Spokane freak thinking if he's good enough to interviewed, he's good enough to date.

I mean, getting him to nail down and quantify the 8 supposed relationships was kind of interesting, but when he forgot the number and then there ended up being 9 girlfriends with Suzanne, he didn't even acknowledge the discrepancy when Goldaor pointed it out. So what did we learn?

That he may or may not have had eight or nine relationships which didn't really involve anything sexual with a bunch of women whose names are suspiciously similar? I mean that's essentially what we all figured before anyway right?

If this is to work, goldy needs to drill him on his inconsistencies. Not let him hand wave them away. Otherwise it's just more ego fuel for Lucas.

I'd say all his "relationships/girlfriends" except for Suzanne are as"real" as his made up black chick he had sex with some years after Suzanne kicked him out.

 

[PrincessKidana]

This one is kind of like past Lucas yelling at present Lucas. It was from about 9 months ago.
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Edit: Those comments on the interview are so goddamn negative. This is going to be a trainwreck.

Everyone have their popcorn ready?

 

[Fatal Walter]

Yeah, he might decide he's done with these after this.

 

[mothman96]

Yeah, he might decide he's done with these after this.
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A followup:

ETA:
Just in case, the article she posted is meant for Lucas, since he tends to project his own defects onto others.

ETA2:
He's still claiming to have dated Kiki.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

We did learn one new thing on the podcast: Lucas, Like Chris-chan, regularly pisses himself especially when he's homeless, and he thinks this is pretty normal. Normal enough to bring up with goldaor anyway, and then backpedal immediately when goldaor pointed out that it was abnormal

(Around 1:30:00 or slightly before)

 

[Wernology]

Everyone knows the best economic systems contain, "give everyone a million dollars then yadda yadda yadda."

Also he thinks someone could easily hack all the banks and make it happen

Wasn't that a half assed retelling of that laughably bad Hackers movie from the 90s?

 

[mothman96]

Everyone knows the best economic systems contain, "give everyone a million dollars then yadda yadda yadda."

Also he thinks someone could easily hack all the banks and make it happen

Wasn't that a half assed retelling of that laughably bad Hackers movie from the 90s?

Hey klickitat, you got a shoutout for uploading his videos.

 

[Fatal Walter]

God, I feel like this one didn't age well either.

 

[PrincessKidana]

He's trying to make memes with his face again. Another airbrushed one. He claims Instagram automatically gives it the airbrushed look. As someone who uses Instagram regularly, it does not. It is most certainly a filter.

Edited only to add that the best one is the one where the text covers his face.

 

[DeletedSoul]

In one the videos the Spokane pedo said he'll be waddling back to the HOC today. Getting there early to get a bed.

The list of games Goldaor is sending along with the DS. The second interview is today at 3pm Eastern time.

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I'm late replying to this, but this is an example of how stupid Lucas is: Pokemon Heart Gold is a highly valued game. Even out of box it goes for a decent chunk of change, as far as used games go. He could have snatched that up and resold it for a profit, but no. He selected the worst no name bullshit possible.

 

[WonderWino]

I was looking for something else and just found this. Seems relevant. He doesn't have to march because he brings awareness to the issues by posting to his gigantic audience.
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I wonder how long it would take lucas to notice if somebody hacked his facebook account and changed his pic from the no dice one to a near identical one with the dice replaced by cards. He'd be fucking livid when he finally noticed it

Q: if you had kids where would they live? apt or under a bridge?
A :apt - she would have money and I would right. He would get a job he claims. While working on being a board game designer.

Lucas better be careful saying things like that. Saying he will get a job if he gets a woman is publicly admitting he believes he is medically capable of working which can lead to all kinds of issues with a disability and a forced reevaluation to determine competency. I've seen it happen a few times, including an incident so monumentally stupid that you'd want to bang your head against a wall over how moronic the government can be at times. Its never wise to make statements like that when you're on a disability

Plans to get an apt for the winter. Talking to the shelter about that....homeless outreach yadda yadda.

LOL well good luck with that one. He is on a do not rent list for spokane at a minimum. The shelter isn't going to be able to help him out with getting an apartment - and you can bet he didn't tell them about that important little tidbit because then he'd have alot of explaining to do that might even get them thinking its wise to kick him out of the shelter lest a similar incident happen there. On that note, lucas better start seriously thinking about winter shelter, the shelters are going to be packed come the cold weather and its already mid june. Only three solid warm months left before he starts having to be concerned about it

Q: do you think of jogging to get fit?
A: I walk for miles and miles every day out of boredom.He also smokes weed with people he meets

Oh yeah, that won't lead to a bad situation sooner or later at all. Randomly getting high with people you just met and don't know, but who know you're an idiot and have drugs on you and likely know you're the local creeper nobody wants anything to do with. That totally won't lead to a mugging at all

Lucas: I do that every day..now I am 250 ish

LOL 250 my ass. He weighs at least 70 -100lb more than I do and i'm 240 and fairly fit. He is fucking hermann goering level obese

Also Goldaor is getting bold, he is gonna piss Lucas off and lose the cow

I'm surprised it hasn't happened already. Lucas still hasn't figured out he is being fucked with and laughed at, which even for him is stupid at this point. He would have lost his shit by now if he figured it out. Also lucas thinks he has a hook into the guy and can get things out of him - the pizza, the DS and 'if he plays his cards right' a woman. He probably thinks he is some master manipulator who is going to trick the location of or access to women out of him if he plays along and behaves long enough

Suddenly his battery is dying - when he is put on the spot. Earlier he said he had plenty. Needs a sharper interviewer to reel him in.

Translation: lucas didn't like where the conversation was going and figured it was going to get awkward for him soon and knowing he'd lose his shit and thus his perceived gravy train he claimed his battery was dying to leave while saving face. No doubt congratulating himself on how clever he thinks he is by doing so. He's literally trying to play the interviewer while totally unaware he is the one being played and still thinks hes the smart one. He will get eaten alive by people in prison if he ever gets busted

I think I heard Lucas saying he went to the hospital because of his feet (all the walking) so because of that he can be at the HOC all day for 3 days.

Lucas must be in utterly fucked as far as his health goes if his feet are really so bad he has to go to the hospital just because he does some basic walking most days (and in the city no less) The beetus must be getting pretty bad for that to be happening, and the obesity is making it that much worse. If that story is actually true he is in really, really bad health for a 40 year old

This interview would be a lot more bearable if the viewers could pay a small fee to deliver an electric shock to Lucas every time he said something stupid, or didn't answer a question directly, but then it would be the last interview ever and Lucas would be electrocuted dead in under 5 minutes.

....Simpsons predicted this. This sums up lucas's family therapy sessions rather well I think

What a prince.

Isn't 'cherie parshall' using the same pic dream chaser was using for awhile on youtube comments?

 

[AbraCadaver]

I saw this on Reddit.
Has Lucas said anything like this before?
It reminds me of him, gives off wern vibes

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Yeah why would I fuck a bunch of ripped rugby playing boys from university when I could instead hook up with men right at the age when they start going to seed and getting flabby.

 

[Rescuetoast]

Lucas has the wildest concept of money. It gets me every time. Like how the fuck can you be bad at flashing cash?

 

[DeletedSoul]

I wonder how long it would take lucas to notice if somebody hacked his facebook account and changed his pic from the no dice one to a near identical one with the dice replaced by cards. He'd be fucking livid when he finally noticed it



Lucas better be careful saying things like that. Saying he will get a job if he gets a woman is publicly admitting he believes he is medically capable of working which can lead to all kinds of issues with a disability and a forced reevaluation to determine competency. I've seen it happen a few times, including an incident so monumentally stupid that you'd want to bang your head against a wall over how moronic the government can be at times. Its never wise to make statements like that when you're on a disability



LOL well good luck with that one. He is on a do not rent list for spokane at a minimum. The shelter isn't going to be able to help him out with getting an apartment - and you can bet he didn't tell them about that important little tidbit because then he'd have alot of explaining to do that might even get them thinking its wise to kick him out of the shelter lest a similar incident happen there. On that note, lucas better start seriously thinking about winter shelter, the shelters are going to be packed come the cold weather and its already mid june. Only three solid warm months left before he starts having to be concerned about it



Oh yeah, that won't lead to a bad situation sooner or later at all. Randomly getting high with people you just met and don't know, but who know you're an idiot and have drugs on you and likely know you're the local creeper nobody wants anything to do with. That totally won't lead to a mugging at all



LOL 250 my ass. He weighs at least 70 -100lb more than I do and i'm 240 and fairly fit. He is fucking hermann goering level obese



I'm surprised it hasn't happened already. Lucas still hasn't figured out he is being fucked with and laughed at, which even for him is stupid at this point. He would have lost his shit by now if he figured it out. Also lucas thinks he has a hook into the guy and can get things out of him - the pizza, the DS and 'if he plays his cards right' a woman. He probably thinks he is some master manipulator who is going to trick the location of or access to women out of him if he plays along and behaves long enough



Translation: lucas didn't like where the conversation was going and figured it was going to get awkward for him soon and knowing he'd lose his shit and thus his perceived gravy train he claimed his battery was dying to leave while saving face. No doubt congratulating himself on how clever he thinks he is by doing so. He's literally trying to play the interviewer while totally unaware he is the one being played and still thinks hes the smart one. He will get eaten alive by people in prison if he ever gets busted



Lucas must be in utterly fucked as far as his health goes if his feet are really so bad he has to go to the hospital just because he does some basic walking most days (and in the city no less) The beetus must be getting pretty bad for that to be happening, and the obesity is making it that much worse. If that story is actually true he is in really, really bad health for a 40 year old



....Simpsons predicted this. This sums up lucas's family therapy sessions rather well I think

Isn't 'cherie parshall' using the same pic dream chaser was using for awhile on youtube comments?

Cherie is not Dream Chaser. We narrowed Chaser's identity down to be that Evie chick who used to share dubious, "this violates HIPAA if you're not lying" style updates in SOFALAW, and who blocked so many of us that she ended up posting for like five people before she stopped and quit the group.

 

[mothman96]

LOL well good luck with that one. He is on a do not rent list for spokane at a minimum. The shelter isn't going to be able to help him out with getting an apartment - and you can bet he didn't tell them about that important little tidbit because then he'd have alot of explaining to do that might even get them thinking its wise to kick him out of the shelter lest a similar incident happen there. On that note, lucas better start seriously thinking about winter shelter, the shelters are going to be packed come the cold weather and its already mid june. Only three solid warm months left before he starts having to be concerned about it

I wouldn't put it past Lucas (who says mental illness is a sham/he's not mentally ill) to use his mental illness diagnosis to try and push Catholic Charities to give him an apartment.

 

[Khabib Zabeeb]

Honestly just found out about this guy and am shitting my pants laughing while watching his videos, Love how he flashes weed while talking about/to teen chicks like they are some kind of irresistible cat treats that will make pussies come running for miles.

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

Goldoar: "are you gonna cut your hair or let it grow?"

Lucas: "sex with 18-24 year olds is better"


Okay.



Also, T-Mobile, Sprint etc were having lots of outages yesterday so that's probably why this had so many issues.