The Last of Us Franchise - Because it's apparently a franchise now. This thread has been double-DMCA’d by Sony Interactive Entertainment.

[The Fresh Maker]

You sir would love Ultima IX, the game that completely shat all over the series continuity, featuring even basic errors anyone with a passing knowledge would notice.

So many fond memories of Spoony tearing that shit to pieces.

Man I miss him.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Even his latest game Death Stranding has some dumb things that could only happen in a video game. Remember this shit.

In a end of the world game where anyone who dies becomes a nuke, humanity is struggling to try to pick up the pieces and a terrorist organisation wants to end it all, they still have time to do goofy shit like this. Druckmann must live an utterly miserable existence if everything must be serious and jokes must have a purpose other than make people laugh.

hack writers tend to either:
A. write everything as the darkest of dark, bleakest of bleak. and any relief tends to be shallow and pointless
or
B. write everything as super serious, but the heros quip and be random every 2 minutes

 

[Ginger Piglet]

So many fond memories of Spoony tearing that shit to pieces.

Man I miss him.

Yep.

I wonder if "Bigot sandwiches" is the new "Thy knowledge of the land shall be great!"

 

[The handsome tard]

More tutorial shit with the same zombie where it teaches you to dodge and melee attack. Abby just decks this zombie with her bare hands, finishing it off by literally stomping its head into a fine paste. Oh boy, I'm on the edge of my seat. These zombies are so scary and such a threat. You can just punch them to death!

Its hilarious because punching the infected in the first game, where you play as a grown ass man, was very dangerous with stage 1 infected and out right suicide with Clickers. But Abby doesnt follow the rules established by cis white men so she can do whatever she wants.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

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I thought they were going to put Joel on the back of the steelbook. Should have known better I suppose.

But I thought abby didnt exist Druckmann

 

[blablabla]

So they arent pulling out a mgs2 switcheroo between Ellie and Abbie because we already know that you play with her since the beginning and is more like gta v with different character at different points. Sony and Cuckman actually hided her from the release press hype because of the leak backlash. What a bunch of fucking cowards.

 

[Icasaracht]

Early stream of the game right before getting taken down lol.

 

[blablabla]

Hot ex IGN chick tellin why gaming press is fucking trash and all the 10/10 are fraudulent

 

[Hangula Hungui]

So they arent pulling out a mgs2 switcheroo between Ellie and Abbie because we already know that you play with her since the beginning and is more like gta v with different character at different points. Sony and Cuckman actually hided her from the release press hype because of the leak backlash. What a bunch of fucking cowards.

I highly doubt they changed a lot of the press material, otherwise we‘d see far more articles blaming white dudebros.

 

[Aquinas]

MGS4 is one of the worst AAA-games ever made.

I'm going to fucking fight you

 

[Prester John]

Early stream of the game right before getting taken down lol.
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MYSTERY WOMAN

 

[FeedMyHabits]

I assumed it was another zombie shitfest and discarded it as such. Theres enough trash zombie games and you can usually find their original plot in the burning dumpster fire of The Walking Dead

 

[Aquinas]

If you guys want a good zombie game that isnt Metal Gear Survive, Might i suggest 7 Days 2 Die

 

[Ashen One]

But why does Dina and her child leave them? Did they just want to put it in as a fuck you to the protagonist and/or the player who has undoubtedly become attached to her. Is there any reason why Dina would have abandoned Ellie? I thought they were supposed to be in WUV or something?

It's an awful thing for Ellie, but it kind of makes sense if you look at it from Dina's point of view.

The person you love is leaving you to hunt a deranged serial killer who has many friends on their side, despite you telling them you do not want them to go. Said killer has been traveling the country killing anyone based on their first name alone, tortured and murdered a man minutes after he saved her life and already beat both you and your lover to almost death before. You are lucky both you and your lover are even alive after that.

If anything goes wrong and your lover gets caught or killed, the murderer and her friends may come after you again to make sure you won't go after her later. If your lover succeeds and kills the murderer, her friends may come after you to get revenge.

None of this shit concerns you anymore, you've let the past go to live your life and you're expecting a child you can raise with the one you love. Again, you explicitly tell your lover to leave that murderous bodybuilder the fuck alone because it's extremely dangerous and them going could be disastrous for them, you and the baby. But they go anyway.

A future with you and your child is less important to them than getting revenge, and if anything goes wrong you and your unborn child will be in grave danger. So despite loving the person, you pack up and leave because you have to look out for yourself and your child, and this whole "revenge cycle" has nothing to do with you.

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

Just play RE4 instead.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Just play RE4 instead.

Don't worry the remaster is coming, we will

we don't have a choice.

Shit, Ellie looks better too. It really does feel as though they made the in-game models deliberately uglier.

They're both concept art stuff, just like how they nailed Aloy perfectly in the drawings, but then fucked it up.

 

[Ruin]

So they arent pulling out a mgs2 switcheroo between Ellie and Abbie because we already know that you play with her since the beginning and is more like gta v with different character at different points. Sony and Cuckman actually hided her from the release press hype because of the leak backlash. What a bunch of fucking cowards.

From the leaked footage it appears you play as Abby a good 60% of the game occasionally switching to Ellie.

Abby is definitely the main character.

 

[Haramburger]

https://youtu.be/Bgg7_0rBUOA

Hot ex IGN chick tellin why gaming press is fucking trash and all the 10/10 are fraudulent

I did give it a look. She is speaking sensible truths, but she's rocking Zoe Quinn's current look for the past few years so I automatically hate it and you by extension. Sorry!

 

[Prester John]

Who would defend this? Why?

 

[Haramburger]

Who would defend this?

Sunk Cost niggers that already put down money and have more anxiety asking for it back than defending their dumb choices, and White Knights that currently are not in the service of a wench & are polishing their defense force skills on whatever they feel is being victimized just to be contrarian.