If it was up to us we would just go to the JP and keep moving but we are in no rush, maybe the winter, maybe not,
So basically "never". You're trying to scare off singles from forming relationships and contemplating marriage, and it isn't working. It just makes someone like me sad and really uncomfortable that sleazy, weasely, manipulative cucks like you are out there hogging up the dating scene and trying to worm their way into a woman's pants and her livelihood.
Also what does being on the "right side of history" have anything to do with you and Monica not tying the knot, anyway? That doesn't even fucking belong in the same sentence unless she or you are marrying a black man to prove you're not racist.
Let me check the list off, we own our house together

we have a shared bank account, we have been together almost 6 years........ its almost like we are married without the little piece of paper that says we are LOL! You all put a ton of weight on this and we love laughing at you all. It is funny to watch the conspiracy theories you all think up.
You're not in a common law marriage because you keep referring to each other as your "fucking fiancé(s)" and not as spouses, and keep talking about setting a wedding date but never do. Didn't you read through the
State Bar of Texas link I posted? You're not qualified for common-law marriage because you have missed the entire point of how it works, probably never once had it cross your mind until now. Even despite the misconceptions people bring up in saying "your wife's fat", you never once referred to her as your wife and likewise, Monica has never referred to you as her husband. And keeping a joint account for bills
only doesn't count if you're not signing credit applications as a
married couple, and she hasn't taken up your name in some form or another. And to throw it out there, having your son call Monica "mom" (if he does,
urf) doesn't count towards common-law marriage, either, since the two of you aren't even bothering to put in the effort to act and treat each other like you're married.
Someone in this relationship isn't pulling their weight, probably 'cause they
lost that weight. But someone's stringing the other along when they're not even feeling committed to it. You two sound like you
totally deserve each other because no one else can come close, but one of you appear to have been having second thoughts for a while. So who's the one who wanted to get married in the first place
@Ron Toye? Have you
really been putting together those plans for a ceremony, or have they been put on hold for too long out of laziness or cold feet?